ASG Captains

[Guest GordieSid&Ted]

Talk about pompous assbags...

Everybody else said what they had to say in two sentences or less. You had to rant about it. This is a Wings forum. We talk about the Wings, and are biased towards them.

Yeah, i'll try to keep it short and simple for you knuckle draggers next time.

And by the way, since you're relatively new here you probably don't know that I take pride in being a long-winded ass bag and pointing out every single ridiculously homerific piece of crybaby bulls*** on the forum.

I like doing it because it gives me release and because there's nothing that drives me crazier than people who for love of their own team reduce themselves to being complete homers.

You'll have to forgive me but I try not to sacrifice intelligence simply to be a homer. But if that floats your boat then by all means keep it up. I'll be here to rip on you everytime you do it.

CHEERS!

[thedisappearer 291]

Yeah, i'll try to keep it short and simple for you knuckle draggers next time.

And by the way, since you're relatively new here you probably don't know that I take pride in being a long-winded ass bag and pointing out every single ridiculously homerific piece of crybaby bulls*** on the forum.

I like doing it because it gives me release and because there's nothing that drives me crazier than people who for love of their own team reduce themselves to being complete homers.

You'll have to forgive me but I try not to sacrifice intelligence simply to be a homer. But if that floats your boat then by all means keep it up. I'll be here to rip on you everytime you do it.

CHEERS!

Ok, let me get this straight: When people voice a simple idea, ie "Lidstrom should have been the ASG captain", they are pompous asshats, knuckle draggers, homers, and crybabies.

Got it.

Sadly, I didn't see anyone "sacrifice intelligence". Nick's resume is longer and more illustrious that Iginla. Nick is heading to another Norris quickly, on the best team in the league, lead the NHL in voting again, and there is finally a wind blowing that says "MVP for #5". The only thing going to Iginla is he has been a captain longer.

So when my buddy called me yesterday and said "Dude, how did they skip over Nickie for the C?" he was a homer? Odd, he's a Pens fan.

I get your point about homers- I feel the same way. Now go into a Sammy or Lilja thread and be a long winded, pompous asshat there, where you have a point.

[zata40 3]

who's the assistant captains?

[CdnWingsFanEh 2]

who's the assistant captains?

You have just opened the next Pandora's box..

[zata40 3]

You have just opened the next Pandora's box..

haha oops

[Guest GordieSid&Ted]

Ok, let me get this straight: When people voice a simple idea, ie "Lidstrom should have been the ASG captain", they are pompous asshats, knuckle draggers, homers, and crybabies.

Got it.

Sadly, I didn't see anyone "sacrifice intelligence". Nick's resume is longer and more illustrious that Iginla. Nick is heading to another Norris quickly, on the best team in the league, lead the NHL in voting again, and there is finally a wind blowing that says "MVP for #5". The only thing going to Iginla is he has been a captain longer.

So when my buddy called me yesterday and said "Dude, how did they skip over Nickie for the C?" he was a homer? Odd, he's a Pens fan.

I get your point about homers- I feel the same way. Now go into a Sammy or Lilja thread and be a long winded, pompous asshat there, where you have a point.

OMG, dude you don't even get it. The point is only Wings fans are as spoiled and ridiculous enough to ***** and complain about something so trivial as who gets named the ASG captain.

I dont give a flying f*** where your dips*** friend is from. His line of questioning only proves one thing, that idiocy knows no bounds.

Do you really give a flying rat turd who the captian of the all star game is. Do you think the league, the players, the fans of the NHL worldwide think any less of lidstrom because he wasn't named captain of the west all stars?

The point is this is a symbolic and meaningless captaincy. It means absolutely nothing. And the point of the whole ******* thing is that wings fans bitching about something that means nothing is completely absurd. Do you grasp the concept? I can't explain it any more clearly than that.

Ooohh, lids wasn't named captain. Big mutherf***ing deal. like that amounts to anything whatsoever. And given the fact that it amounts to absolutely nothing, WTF do we ***** about it? I'll tell you why. Its because some wings fans are whiny little s***s and can't stand when any other player is given anything because in the end, a wings player should come first no matter what the category.

Hell, if they handed out an award for nastiest SOB on the planet there'd be people here compaining that Lilja wasn't the winner. Thats' the type of homerific bulls*** i'm talking about.

If you and your moronic friend from s***sburgh want to whine about Lidstrom not being named captain, then go ahead. IMO, you have guys have your collective heads so far up your asses you don't know what you're talking about. I don't need Lidstrom to be named captain to know how great he is.

The ASG captaincy is meaningless. Its 1 game where most of the guys on each roster where and A or a C. So whats the big deal over who gets to wear what? Its meaningless. The only people who care about it are whiny little turd homers like yourself and your dipstick friend from Pittsburgh.

[norrisnick 1]

Why does Iginla look so mad?

Cuz he knows he's Nick's *****.

For added hilarity, just after this picture was snapped Jarome takes a MASSIVE dive and really flips his lid trying to start something with Z. Good times. Nothing says pwnt like having the defenseman charged with keeping you in line double your offensive output in a playoff series.

[thedisappearer 291]

OMG, dude you don't even get it. The point is only Wings fans are as spoiled and ridiculous enough to ***** and complain about something so trivial as who gets named the ASG captain.

I dont give a flying f*** where your dips*** friend is from. His line of questioning only proves one thing, that idiocy knows no bounds.

Do you really give a flying rat turd who the captian of the all star game is. Do you think the league, the players, the fans of the NHL worldwide think any less of lidstrom because he wasn't named captain of the west all stars?

The point is this is a symbolic and meaningless captaincy. It means absolutely nothing. And the point of the whole ******* thing is that wings fans bitching about something that means nothing is completely absurd. Do you grasp the concept? I can't explain it any more clearly than that.

Ooohh, lids wasn't named captain. Big mutherf***ing deal. like that amounts to anything whatsoever. And given the fact that it amounts to absolutely nothing, WTF do we ***** about it? I'll tell you why. Its because some wings fans are whiny little s***s and can't stand when any other player is given anything because in the end, a wings player should come first no matter what the category.

Hell, if they handed out an award for nastiest SOB on the planet there'd be people here compaining that Lilja wasn't the winner. Thats' the type of homerific bulls*** i'm talking about.

If you and your moronic friend from s***sburgh want to whine about Lidstrom not being named captain, then go ahead. IMO, you have guys have your collective heads so far up your asses you don't know what you're talking about. I don't need Lidstrom to be named captain to know how great he is.

The ASG captaincy is meaningless. Its 1 game where most of the guys on each roster where and A or a C. So whats the big deal over who gets to wear what? Its meaningless. The only people who care about it are whiny little turd homers like yourself and your dipstick friend from Pittsburgh.

You are right, it is meaningless. Which is why most people spent 2 sentences on it.

Unlike you.

[Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204]

Why does Iginla look so mad?

Cuz he knows he's Nick's *****.

For added hilarity, just after this picture was snapped Jarome takes a MASSIVE dive and really flips his lid trying to start something with Z. Good times. Nothing says pwnt like having the defenseman charged with keeping you in line double your offensive output in a playoff series.

I love that picture. I like Iginla, but it gets so funny when his anger takes over and he looks like an idiot everytime he's on the ice. Since we didnt have a tough guy last year, it was only fitting we kicked out the great Jarome Iginla in the first round of the playoffs.