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Whenever a see a really bad marketing ad, I always ask 'what was their second choice?' I complied this list from just hitting the homepage of each team through the illustrious NHL portal - you know that one that makes every team use their crappy NHL template (didn't the Rangers and MSG sue them to get out of their web bondage?):

ANH - 'Lets Go Ducks' (I guess - couldn't find anything else).

BOS - 'Gotta B here' (and strangely, not the lamest).

CGY - 'C of Red' (c above).

COL - 'Play On' (until its tee time).

DAL - 'Believe' (possibly lamest).

MIN - 'Fight To The End' (probably the most apropos)

MON- '16 for 25 - All for One' (16 games for 25th cup - kinda like that).

NSH - I have no idea and this shoulda been easy - if I cant find it in 4 clicks or less, f'em.

NJD - 'Rock Your Red' (so glad we didn't pick a colour this year).

NYR - 'I Am a Ranger' (all I can think of is the choreography when the Power Rangers morph).

OTT - 'One Mission' (and surprisingly, it still sux in French).

PHI - 'Vengeance Now' (ha, this would be a great slogan if they meet us in the finals - bring ur brooms again).

PIT - Again, not a clue.

SJS - Unless it's 'This is Sharks Playoff Territory', dunno.

WAS - 'Rock the Red' (can we send them Kidd Rock for a bag of pucks? And I guess the league blew off the conf call with NJD).

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Whenever a see a really bad marketing ad, I always ask 'what was their second choice?' I complied this list from just hitting the homepage of each team through the illustrious NHL portal - you know that one that makes every team use their crappy NHL template (didn't the Rangers and MSG sue them to get out of their web bondage?):

ANH - 'Lets Go Ducks' (I guess - couldn't find anything else).

BOS - 'Gotta B here' (and strangely, not the lamest).

CGY - 'C of Red' (c above).

COL - 'Play On' (until its tee time).

DAL - 'Believe' (possibly lamest).

MIN - 'Fight To The End' (probably the most apropos)

MON- '16 for 25 - All for One' (16 games for 25th cup - kinda like that).

NSH - I have no idea and this shoulda been easy - if I cant find it in 4 clicks or less, f'em.

NJD - 'Rock Your Red' (so glad we didn't pick a colour this year).

NYR - 'I Am a Ranger' (all I can think of is the choreography when the Power Rangers morph).

OTT - 'One Mission' (and surprisingly, it still sux in French).

PHI - 'Vengeance Now' (ha, this would be a great slogan if they meet us in the finals - bring ur brooms again).

PIT - Again, not a clue.

SJS - Unless it's 'This is Sharks Playoff Territory', dunno.

WAS - 'Rock the Red' (can we send them Kidd Rock for a bag of pucks? And I guess the league blew off the conf call with NJD).

...and i thought ours was bad? :blink:

New Jersey and Washington practically have the same slogan.

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minnesota's is pretty good, montreal's is alright but kind of requires a minute of thought before it makes sense, philly's sounds sort of inappropriately scary, but i guess that's how they roll. the rest are dumb.

oh and..even gordie howe can't make "are you in" sound even remotely cool/clever/tough/inspiring. hah..i remember a time when they didn't need to ask if detroit fans were in, because the joe was selling out every night. :(

sorry if i sound stupid, but do all the major sports come up w/slogans for the playoffs, or is it just hockey? and if the other sports do, are they all as insipid as the nhl's?

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do the teams invent new stuff every year or just exchange

slogans with each other optionally replacing color/pet/number/whatever ?

seriously, I can't imagine something dumb enough to compliment this list.

this looks like a closed pool which is really difficult to widen anyhow.

seriously, it's a disgrace and it offend those fans who have some brains

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Advertisingwise, "Are you in" is a good slogan because it sounds like watching the Wings is the "in" thing to do. So it appeals to the people who want to be "in".

However, as a slogan meant to pump up a sports team team, it sucks because it's not motivational. It's just good bandwagon propaganda.

I like "c of red" and "play on"

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Dallas had some great ones back in the day....

2000- the year they were defending their title, their motto was "The Cup Stays Here"

2001- two years removed from their title they used the "Aim to Reclaim"

I thought the 2001 one was pretty good...

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