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The Onion - "Osgood gets to third base with Stanley Cup"

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Time to do some extensive background checks before giving the cup to players. One must get DOJ/DHS clearance and a full cavity search before given the opportunity to even SEE the cup.

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Guest CaliWingsNut
Time to do some extensive background checks before giving the cup to players. One must get DOJ/DHS clearance and a full cavity search before given the opportunity to even SEE the cup.

Screw that, I'm not worried bout theft, give them a blood test!

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Screw that, I'm not worried bout theft, give them a blood test!

Oh yeah, he may give the cup something. Mandatory chastity belt for the cup. :ph34r:

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