A day with Sidney Crosby

[Doc Holliday 1,888]

I would drain the hockey talent out of him then try out for the Detroit Red Wings.

Then lgw would have its greatest season, with their most hated player unable to play and a new superstar to lead the Wings to glory.

One can dream.

[FedorovGurl 2]

I'd have him take out the trash, open jars, clean the cat box, dust all the ceiling fans, and kill the big bugs.

[RedArmy 4]

I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead.

I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Datsyuk instead.

[HOCKEY MATTERS 167]

I'd have him take me over to Garys' house. I'd let them start talking hockey. It wouldn't take long for them to not even notice I was there. They would think that they are the only 2 people in the universe. And they'd be talking hockey. I would record the whole day. The recording would be unbelievable.

[FireCaptain 563]

I guess I'd ask to see his gold medal along with his stanley cup ring.

*sad face*

[Guest micah]

I guess I'd ask to see his gold medal along with his stanley cup ring.

This!

I agree with the other poster who said something about not wanting to meet many players. These gusy exist in my life only for my entertainment. I don't want their autographs, I don't care to get my picture taken with them, and I really wouldn't want to hang out with them for 24 hours. If I DID have that opportunity though, I suppose I'd ask them to regale me with behind the scenes dtories of life on the road. Frankly, I think that the stories that a lunchbucket guy who spent his career riding the bus from s***hole town to s***hole town in the AHL would have better stories to tell than NHL superstars would.

[wingnut40 176]

First, I'd tell him I hate his guts and think he's a whiny brat that doesn't deserve the talent he has, as he doesn't use it maturely. Then, I'd say while I DO think he's talented, he could learn a thing or twelve about being a grown man and it's something he might want to work on.

Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door.

I'd do pretty much the same, except no bathroom. He can writhe in his excrements. Also, no food, he could go 23 hours without it. The only food type thing he'd get would be a glass of draino.

[HockeyTownHouligan 57]

i would use him for financial gain, by pretending to be a fan and having him sign a bunch of hokey penguins s*** and then when he left sell it all on ebay to some stupid pens fans.