Jimmybigrigs69 467 Report post Posted October 4, 2024 (edited) Jack Campbell has entered the player assistance program. Now I know what you're thinking. Why now? Why right when the season is about to start? You had all summer to get sober Jack! Well I'll tell you why. It's NOT because he wants to get paid to F off and do nothing for a few more months. It's because NOBODY gets sober in the summer. NOBODY. Everyone knows that. You're sitting by the lake... it's warm... the twisted teas come out... beautiful gals in bikins... they're drinking twistys too. Can we come on your boat and get twisted with you Jackie?? Then the next day you find out one of them was 16, so you guilt drink martinis. But theyre good martinis. Something a pro athlete can afford. Not that shaken crap. You'll bruise the gin! I'm not drinking bruised gin! So you stir and stir until it's 9 am and you already have that warm glow radiating off of your cheeks. You haven't even had breakfast yet! And before you can count the olives its suddenly preseason again! NOBODY. GETS. SOBER. DURING. SUMMER. Use the PAP. That's what it's for. I don't want to hear any of you mongrels say one negative thing about my man SOUP! Edited October 4, 2024 by Jimmybigrigs69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axl Foley 334 Report post Posted October 5, 2024 Does he play Fortnite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Motor City Mullets 315 Report post Posted October 5, 2024 1 hour ago, Axl Foley said: Does he play Fortnite? Puts a whole new meaning to ‘chug jug’… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimmybigrigs69 467 Report post Posted October 5, 2024 8 hours ago, Motor City Mullets said: Puts a whole new meaning to ‘chug jug’… Thank you. I forgot this existed. Gives me chills everytime. 1 Motor City Mullets reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
