beachwing

This is how you come out at the start of your first home game!!!

Wings should have come out like the Isles have today!!!!!

Ugh!!! Replay of game 1...regroup recharge come out And take game 4!

3 shots on that 5 min major!!! Id say we won that battle with the exception of losing Abby!

Tootoo and Bert out???????

Babs must not trust Toots to keep his cool
when ducks start chirping And cheap shottin!
This may be warranted but who is going to knock Tmoo's teeth out now?

My life is better when the ice is covered with Tootoo!!!

All you alleged Wing fans can kick rocks!

I like Mules mood tonight...skating and running into people. Dude looks so smooth with open ice.

If the  Redwings from last week show up.... we win.

Looking at a lot of these posts Im not sure how being a fan can be fun for a lot of you, and why werent you in here moaning Saturday night.

I forcast gus, toots and abby annoying the hell out of the ducks !!

Line-up changes? Honestly how can we mess with the chemistry?

******* eh, of all the times to finally stick up for a teammate and you choose now!!! WTF!!!

Dek is smart....like he doesnt force that point shot!

I'm here!  I'm so nervous I could puke, but I'm here!  I was hoping to not have to do this again (f*** you, Lumbus!), but here goes:

You know what? Z has done a s***ty job as captain. He never deserved the C, and now he's clearly showing why. He can't carry this team on his back, and because of that we can look forward to losing many years' worth of must win games because we have no leadership. Where are our veterans?! We have a bunch of kids running around in poopy diapers, spazzing all over the ice and tripping over their own dicks because they're toof****** excited! This DelKeyser kid makes too many mistakes because he's out there ripping around, taking chances, and trying to show off. I mean, WTF?! And is Brunner not the laziest son of a ***** you have ever seen? He doesn't even try! Don't get me started on Tootoo. What af****** *****! My grandma could kick his ass with her diabetes monitor. Mark my words--this team is going nowhere, so get used to The Suck. I don't know about the rest of you, but I will be jumping off this bandwagon like af****** Titanic survivor after the game tonight. Whatever.

LGW!!

The best part of these Smoke, is that your posts could just as easily could  show up here on LGW as a serious rant and not a parody! In fact im sure if we scoured the threads we could find wagon fans losing their s*** just like this after losses.

Love these:):)

Good rule of thumb is always take an octopus everywhere. Better to have one and not need it than find yourself thinking, "Damn, I wish I had that octopus".

Outstanding work Buppy!!! Shared this on twitter.... Granted I only have like 9 followers:)

Whats most frustrating is that if we just would have gotten  15 more games this year of 'present day mule' we are sitting in 3rd or 4th right now.