GMRwings1983

I can't believe nobody got the joke.

I disagree. If the league had the backbone to do a 30 team playoff, we'd win the Cup this season to prove everyone wrong.

And zero more assists.

But his uncle once murdered a man during a game. It's like having a guy named Dahmer as our captain.

I've never been a fan of the "retarded kid being the prom king" idea. Larkin should behave in a way that leaves Yzerman no choice but to make him captain. He's groomed for the part. He hasn't been arrested doing crack somewhere to my knowledge. He works hard and cares about the results every night. If he wants to be a captain and acts like it, make him a captain. If he wants to be a beta male instead, we'll trade him to Seattle's new franchise.

Why do we want to compare to any of those players or teams you just mentioned? And BTW, I wouldn't want Corson leading anything.

He's more of a star than Glendenning. A fourth line scrub talent should not be a captain on this team.

That's what happens when little kids with mustaches participate in hockey polls. Didn't even include Bobby Hull, but included guys who were worse goal scorers than him (including his son).

Yzerman Lidstrom Zetterberg Glendenning That would be the last four captains. Think about that.

I just realized that if the NHL goes to a 30 team playoff, the Red Wings still wouldn't be in. That's pretty sad.

Oh please. He's finished when the season resumes. He doesn't have that kind of muscle anymore.

Wow! I only have five warnings and that was all during the enforcer debate days. You're lucky all the mods left.

I don't know about buyouts, but I wouldn't mind being traded to a forum of a successful team. Maybe just as a rental for a playoff run. Kind of like Doug Weight in 2006 for Carolina. Playoffs are fun times on hockey forums.

Marco Rossi sounds like some dude who played for Juventus in the 80's.

You're such a size queen.