GMRwings1983

I thought this thread would be about Larkin or Mantha being on the cover of the new EA game. Alas, not to be.

There is no Cabela's in Seattle. That would offend their sensibilities.

What firepower do they have on the 3rd line?

The good news is that we don't ban people anymore. At this point, we'll take anyone who actually wants to talk about this awful team.

I have a brilliant idea. Since the winner of the #1 pick hasn't been announced, nobody will be offended by this. The league needs to admit its disastrous mistake, and move each team up one slot from where they landed. So Detroit would pick #3. LA gets the #1 pick. The mystery lottery winner can enjoy the benefit of drafting ahead of the other playoff teams (so say 16th). It's not too late Bettman.

Why would blueadams need a new account? Who would ban him?

Wasn't Yzerman drafted 4th? Last year, we would have drafted that prepubescent turd Jack Hughes. Glad we didn't.

I've been saying all along Lafreniere would go to Montreal. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out they haven't had a French Canadian superstar in a million years.

Thanks God. You've screwed me again.

What if he gets hammered the night before the draft and commits a few indecent acts?

I have no idea what you're talking about. We don't have that on this board.

Bring back Thorne and Clement. EA can pay Gary Thorne to call every game like a playoff game.

I can't believe nobody got the joke.

I disagree. If the league had the backbone to do a 30 team playoff, we'd win the Cup this season to prove everyone wrong.

And zero more assists.