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Jen you are so funny!

*waiting for "who's Jen?"*

It won't happen because everyone knows who I am.

Everyone that is except 1/2 the board who think I'm a guy.

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so the conversation outline at work went from:

"I need a shot of vodka after I teach the kids to skate" to...

"Take the shot before, it might help" to...

"Give the kids a jello shot every time they do something right" to...

"The zamboni man will have some shots and go out and mow the kids down"

it was a strange, slow day at work today...

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I'm the whitest white person to ever grace the face of this earth. I don't tan, I burn. It sucks. I put some of that fake tanning stuff on my face...we'll see if that works, because I have, like, that non-tanning type of skin.

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:unsure: I can't seem to picture you as a "very proper" kind of a girl Rabs. :P

Back to the "Don't kick my ass" position for me then. :lol:

This is starting to become a nightly thing for me . :crazy:

I'll talk to you guy's tomorrow , night night. :zzz:

I know what you mean. I'm so NOT proper now. But my mom always tells me when I was a little girl I used to wear pink dresses only and never got them dirty and would sit nicely with adults and have adult conversations and my hair would be all proper in curls hanging down my back but pinned up in the front. And I used to be quiet and polite.

Cut to now...I hate pink. I barely wear dresses. I'd rather be in jeans and a Wings t-shirt. Every shirt I wear I drop food on. I can barely have a serious conversation. I have the sick humor of a high school boy. My hair is nowhere near proper. I'm loud as hell...and kind of a *****.

AND I LOVE IT!!!

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It's all the same thing. :)

I had an accident when I was a kid too. it goes something like Ross say hello to the bar while my legs were apart .............to this day It still brings tears to my eye's. :(

:crazy: ouch. My story goes something like this....My cousins fiance (now husband) was spinning all us younger kids (I was like 10 at the time) and I had my feet braced on two of the bars and in between was the open space, he got us spinning really hard and I started to slide so of course, being the genius I am, I decide to push myself back by moving my feet while not holding on. I go flying off the thing just as my cousin comes around I trip him and he goes flying up over me and I go flying about 100 feet across sand/gravel and the skirt I am wearing goes up around my head....so I am lying there with my arm all torn up and bleeding with a skirt over my head and my cousin comes running over (he is hurt too) and I just want to die because haha I had a huge crush on him at the time too :blush:

I'm the whitest white person to ever grace the face of this earth. I don't tan, I burn. It sucks. I put some of that fake tanning stuff on my face...we'll see if that works, because I have, like, that non-tanning type of skin.

I believe I could rival you for title of whitest white person

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my dog is freaking out over the thuderstorm going on out there right now...

and I am asking myself why the fenx fubishaspecupi did I go through the friggin car wash after work tonight if it was going to rain?! They have said rain for the last 3 days and did it rain? NO!

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my dog is freaking out over the thuderstorm going on out there right now...

and I am asking myself why the fenx fubishaspecupi did I go through the friggin car wash after work tonight if it was going to rain?! They have said rain for the last 3 days and did it rain? NO!

Thunderstorm?? Where?? I want one!

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I know what you mean. I'm so NOT proper now. But my mom always tells me when I was a little girl I used to wear pink dresses only and never got them dirty and would sit nicely with adults and have adult conversations and my hair would be all proper in curls hanging down my back but pinned up in the front. And I used to be quiet and polite.

Cut to now...I hate pink. I barely wear dresses. I'd rather be in jeans and a Wings t-shirt. Every shirt I wear I drop food on. I can barely have a serious conversation. I have the sick humor of a high school boy. My hair is nowhere near proper. I'm loud as hell...and kind of a *****.

AND I LOVE IT!!!

sounds like me. lol. my mom tried so hard for me to be a girly girl...never happened.

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That means it's coming this way, right?

I don't like thunderstorms, however.

It would mean that yes, I am assume you live on the East side of the state. But it didnt last long and there wasnt a ton of thunder (my dog is just a huge baby :P ) but I think its still raining here

The sun will come out.... tomorrow!

I dont want it to! lol I dont want work to be busy!!

so I am going bowling tomorrow as a "fifth wheel" who wants to come as my date?! lol :P

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There's a funderstorm here too. I love it!!! I'm in Chicago.

and I am asking myself why the fenx fubishaspecupi did I go through the friggin car wash after work tonight if it was going to rain?! They have said rain for the last 3 days and did it rain? NO!

That always fenxing happens to me!!!

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There's a funderstorm here too. I love it!!! I'm in Chicago.

That always fenxing happens to me!!!

ooo good I hope that it heads this way! We havent had rain in a while.

It almost never happens to me, mostly because I dont go to the car wash ever, but a bird decided to do like target practice on my car :angry:

it has supposed to have rained here in sarnia for like 4 days now and nothing.

same here, they have said for the past week "oh its gonna rain today!" and then nada. but we need the rain, so it can keep coming down

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I'm the whitest white person to ever grace the face of this earth. I don't tan, I burn. It sucks. I put some of that fake tanning stuff on my face...we'll see if that works, because I have, like, that non-tanning type of skin.

I'd challenge you for that title. People go blind when I take my shirt off if the sun's out. And I tried that fake tanning stuff once because I got a hardcore sunglasses burn/tan on my face, I tried it on my arm at 1st to see if it worked. I waited an hour and it worked fine, then when I woke up the next morning the part of my arm I put it on was like, bright orange. Thank God I tested it out 1st. :)

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