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Me: "Oh, hey, you're the chick that doesn't like guys with names that start with J, f&*^ off"

Some chick: "I reeemmmeemmbeer you" *gives me the finger*

Me: *su-fi* as I knew this would confuse this obviously drunken chick

Some chick: "What is that" (I was correct, see above)

Me: "That's old school Dane right there"

Some guy: "Dude, you even look like Dane Cook"

Me: "Yea, before he was a sell out though"

...

Some chick: "If I call Josh can we drive him home"

Me: "I'm right here, but what does my say matter, my name starts with J"

Some chick: "Nooooot YOU"

Me: "There only needs to be one Josh and luckily I have filled that quota"

*enter this other Josh*

Me: "Ok, this guy is either loves the c(*& or is a huge d-bag"

Me: "Go give him this golf ball and ask if he likes these"

Some chicks friend: "Oh my god, do you have to be such a blatant a$$hole?"

Me: "Yes, I do, tell your friend over there to stop being a hypocrite and I won't have to be such a blatant a$$hole"

Me: "I win"

That's my story for the day

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10.22.08 HOCKEY GAME DELAYED BY DILDOS “The job ain’t glamorous or nothin’, but I get to keep whatever’s thrown on the ice.”

A pro hockey game in Sweden was delayed briefly when fans of Stockholm-based AIK littered the ice with dildos to taunt Leksand star Jan Huokko. Earlier this year, Huokko’s phone had been stolen, and an explicit video clip of him and his girlfriend circulated around Sweden’s part of the Internet.

AIK fans also unfurled a banner reading “Bend over *****!”, which was accompanied by a giant inflatable penis. Vulgar chants directed at Huokko continued throughout the match, which Leksand ended up losing 3-2.

AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene. “We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.

“I’m not saying you can’t throw dildos on the ice, but I’m not not saying it, either. And I’d like to add a couple of less than subtle winks, just in case it’s not clear that I want fans to throw dildos on the ice.”

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10.22.08 HOCKEY GAME DELAYED BY DILDOS “The job ain’t glamorous or nothin’, but I get to keep whatever’s thrown on the ice.”

A pro hockey game in Sweden was delayed briefly when fans of Stockholm-based AIK littered the ice with dildos to taunt Leksand star Jan Huokko. Earlier this year, Huokko’s phone had been stolen, and an explicit video clip of him and his girlfriend circulated around Sweden’s part of the Internet.

AIK fans also unfurled a banner reading “Bend over *****!”, which was accompanied by a giant inflatable penis. Vulgar chants directed at Huokko continued throughout the match, which Leksand ended up losing 3-2.

AIK club management was aware of their fans’ plans for knocking Huokko off his game, but elected not to intervene. “We’d also heard mention of it, but we decided that it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice,” said AIK club head Mats Hedenström to the newspaper.

“I’m not saying you can’t throw dildos on the ice, but I’m not not saying it, either. And I’d like to add a couple of less than subtle winks, just in case it’s not clear that I want fans to throw dildos on the ice.”

http://withleather.uproxx.com/ page down

:lol: !!!!! that is great!

also guys, 17 days!!!! :w00t2:

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so, do people still do the chat thing? I havent been able to be on cause of work, but I finally get to use the center ice that my brother paid for. I guess I will check in once the game starts

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so, do people still do the chat thing? I havent been able to be on cause of work, but I finally get to use the center ice that my brother paid for. I guess I will check in once the game starts

Center Ice?

www.myp2p.eu ... like centre ice but free... :unsure:

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ok is a little jealous. a high school classmate of mine is doing this....

John Balyo is getting ready to interview Amy Roloff from TLC's "Little People, Big World.".16 minutes ago - Comment
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so, do people still do the chat thing? I havent been able to be on cause of work, but I finally get to use the center ice that my brother paid for. I guess I will check in once the game starts

the live chat? I know that there are people in there. haha

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anyone want to be on a mission for me? find a half angel half devil costume for a 10 year old that doesnt look slutty and will be warm out trick or treating!

seems pretty easy.

now if you said something slutty and warm then we would have a problem ;)

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anyone want to be on a mission for me? find a half angel half devil costume for a 10 year old that doesnt look slutty and will be warm out trick or treating!

red sweat shirt, red sweat pants, devils tail, angel wings and a halo. Will that work?

Or

White sweat shirt, white sweat pants, devil's tail, angel wings and devil horns.

Have a Halloween USA around you?

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