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Kat told me what a munter is, have yet to use it on one of my friends though hah...

Ohhhh, I love confusing the sh*t out of my friends. I send them the most random text messages...

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Haha being British is ace...

Skint means broke as in you have no money. "I'm totally skint."

Trouble and strife is rhyming slang for wife, like "going up the apples and pears" = going up stairs. We don't generally use that in everyday conversation though.

Munter is a fabulous word. Anyone who is, shall we say, less than aesthetically pleasing, can be described as a munter. a munt or a minger.

Edited by Kattermole

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The text message I will be sending to one of my friends at random:

I am so skint right now you damn munter. And my lorry will gone in a couple weeks so I will have to walk everywhere.

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To carry on from that last post, see how much sense you can make of this! I can translate if required for those who aint seen the film tongue.gif

Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.

Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur?

Nigel: What, Billy no-mates?

Austin: Too right, youth.

Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint? (I AM OFFENDED! laugh.gif )

Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!

Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.

Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry [mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . .

Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle!

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To carry on from that last post, see how much sense you can make of this! I can translate if required for those who aint seen the film tongue.gif

Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.

Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur?

Nigel: What, Billy no-mates?

Austin: Too right, youth.

Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint? (I AM OFFENDED! laugh.gif )

Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!

Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.

Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry [mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . .

Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle!

"pork pies" is "lies" isn't it? that's about as far as I can get. ai yi yi. wacko.gif

i guess the old saying is true: "Britain and America are two countries separated by a common language." I've heard of rhyming slang but how on earth can anyone make sense of it? I suppose "bint" is not exactly polite-company stuff?

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I had a dream last night that my parents and boyfriend were infected with a deadly virus and had to be quarantined.

This could be in part because we're watching Season 3 of 24 (the deadly virus one)..lol

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I had a dream last night that my parents and boyfriend were infected with a deadly virus and had to be quarantined.

This could be in part because we're watching Season 3 of 24 (the deadly virus one)..lol

Mmmhmmmm. Dreams are most often just recreations of some sort of the stuff you did earlier in the day.

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I normally have a dream pattern where whoever i talk to last.. well I have a dream about them.. totally weird.

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Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.

Translation: I could have had sex with a very attractive lady my friend

Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur?

Translation: Are you telling a pack of lies, cos if you are feeling horny, why not just have a....ummmm, I think we can guess

Nigel: What, Billy no-mates?

Translation: What, by myself?!

Austin: Too right, youth.

Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint?

Translation: Don't you remember the Christmas dinner we had with the dirty Scottish broad?

Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!

Translation: Oh the one that was crazy!

Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.

Translation: She was the wife of the Morris dancer (an old traditional English style of dancing which is so funny to watch) thta lived upstairs.

Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . .

Translation: Yes, she was the lawyer that became a policewoman in a truck (doesn't make sense, nor does the next part.)

Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle!

TADA!

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I had a dream last night that my parents and boyfriend were infected with a deadly virus and had to be quarantined.

This could be in part because we're watching Season 3 of 24 (the deadly virus one)..lol

Mmmhmmmm. Dreams are most often just recreations of some sort of the stuff you did earlier in the day.

Also, dreams can be affected by what you are watching on TV when you fall asleep. If you were watching LOST or 24, and the shows were talking about a quarantine, it could carry you into that type of dream.

I don't watch 24, but its interesting that LOST and 24 are talking about a quarantine.

Edit: Grammar

Edited by Never Forget Mac #25

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Guest shanny14

I have a headache. hmmm so whats the stats looking like for the next game, coach?

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Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.

Translation: I could have had sex with a very attractive lady my friend

Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur?

Translation: Are you telling a pack of lies, cos if you are feeling horny, why not just have a....ummmm, I think we can guess

Nigel: What, Billy no-mates?

Translation: What, by myself?!

Austin: Too right, youth.

Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint?

Translation: Don't you remember the Christmas dinner we had with the dirty Scottish broad?

Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!

Translation: Oh the one that was crazy!

Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears.

Translation: She was the wife of the Morris dancer (an old traditional English style of dancing which is so funny to watch) thta lived upstairs.

Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . .

Translation: Yes, she was the lawyer that became a policewoman in a truck (doesn't make sense, nor does the next part.)

Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle!

TADA!

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whew. it's a wonder they haven't started selling British-to-English dictionaries or something. and me thinking I'm all exotic and foreign cause I say "pop" where everyone else says soda.

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i think its common to say pop:lol: thats what I have always called it. we must be in the ellite, Red. laugh.gif

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i think its common to say pop:lol: thats what I have always called it. we must be in the ellite, Red. laugh.gif

well, it's common for a native Michigander such as myself but once you get south of Columbus or so, or east of Cleveland, you never hear it. certainly not here in Virginia where I live. I literally got blank looks of utter confusion when I first got to school down here and said pop instead of soda.

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sounds like a florida thing. they looked at me like i was crazy when i went to college there for a semester! tongue.gif

that is when i said pop instead of soda and they said i had a weird accent.. they guessed me from North Carolina. that wasnt even close sad.gif

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