Kattermole 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) ^ What's "lorry"? A truck me old blighter. Hope you have a blinding weekend with your trouble and strife mate, aye! Edited March 3, 2006 by Kattermole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shanny14 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 NOW, im totally confused Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Kat told me what a munter is, have yet to use it on one of my friends though hah... Ohhhh, I love confusing the sh*t out of my friends. I send them the most random text messages... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amberlynn25 9 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 yes what is skint? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kattermole 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) Haha being British is ace... Skint means broke as in you have no money. "I'm totally skint." Trouble and strife is rhyming slang for wife, like "going up the apples and pears" = going up stairs. We don't generally use that in everyday conversation though. Munter is a fabulous word. Anyone who is, shall we say, less than aesthetically pleasing, can be described as a munter. a munt or a minger. Edited March 3, 2006 by Kattermole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) The text message I will be sending to one of my friends at random: I am so skint right now you damn munter. And my lorry will gone in a couple weeks so I will have to walk everywhere. Edited March 3, 2006 by dallas27 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ontariowingsfan Report post Posted March 3, 2006 i've run out of things to say..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kattermole 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 This reminds me of the bit in Goldmember where Austin Powers and his "Fasssjaaaa" are talking in English speak. "She was all sixes and sevens...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kattermole 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) To carry on from that last post, see how much sense you can make of this! I can translate if required for those who aint seen the film Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur? Nigel: What, Billy no-mates? Austin: Too right, youth. Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint? (I AM OFFENDED! ) Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears. Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry [mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . . Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle! Edited March 3, 2006 by Kattermole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 To carry on from that last post, see how much sense you can make of this! I can translate if required for those who aint seen the film Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur? Nigel: What, Billy no-mates? Austin: Too right, youth. Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint? (I AM OFFENDED! ) Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears. Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry [mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . . Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle! "pork pies" is "lies" isn't it? that's about as far as I can get. ai yi yi. i guess the old saying is true: "Britain and America are two countries separated by a common language." I've heard of rhyming slang but how on earth can anyone make sense of it? I suppose "bint" is not exactly polite-company stuff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ontariowingsfan Report post Posted March 3, 2006 I had a dream last night that my parents and boyfriend were infected with a deadly virus and had to be quarantined. This could be in part because we're watching Season 3 of 24 (the deadly virus one)..lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) It'll be educational for people to look back on good ol' page 92 of the 'Post Every Time' thread. Edit: Grammar Edited March 3, 2006 by Never Forget Mac #25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 I had a dream last night that my parents and boyfriend were infected with a deadly virus and had to be quarantined. This could be in part because we're watching Season 3 of 24 (the deadly virus one)..lol Mmmhmmmm. Dreams are most often just recreations of some sort of the stuff you did earlier in the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shanny14 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 I normally have a dream pattern where whoever i talk to last.. well I have a dream about them.. totally weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kattermole 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. Translation: I could have had sex with a very attractive lady my friend Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur? Translation: Are you telling a pack of lies, cos if you are feeling horny, why not just have a....ummmm, I think we can guess Nigel: What, Billy no-mates? Translation: What, by myself?! Austin: Too right, youth. Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint? Translation: Don't you remember the Christmas dinner we had with the dirty Scottish broad? Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! Translation: Oh the one that was crazy! Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears. Translation: She was the wife of the Morris dancer (an old traditional English style of dancing which is so funny to watch) thta lived upstairs. Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . . Translation: Yes, she was the lawyer that became a policewoman in a truck (doesn't make sense, nor does the next part.) Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle! TADA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) I had a dream last night that my parents and boyfriend were infected with a deadly virus and had to be quarantined. This could be in part because we're watching Season 3 of 24 (the deadly virus one)..lol Mmmhmmmm. Dreams are most often just recreations of some sort of the stuff you did earlier in the day. Also, dreams can be affected by what you are watching on TV when you fall asleep. If you were watching LOST or 24, and the shows were talking about a quarantine, it could carry you into that type of dream. I don't watch 24, but its interesting that LOST and 24 are talking about a quarantine. Edit: Grammar Edited March 3, 2006 by Never Forget Mac #25 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shanny14 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 I have a headache. hmmm so whats the stats looking like for the next game, coach? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Nigel: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. Translation: I could have had sex with a very attractive lady my friend Austin: Are you telling pork pies in a bag of trout, because if you are feeling quiddly, why not just have a Jay Arthur? Translation: Are you telling a pack of lies, cos if you are feeling horny, why not just have a....ummmm, I think we can guess Nigel: What, Billy no-mates? Translation: What, by myself?! Austin: Too right, youth. Nigel: Don't you remember the Crimbough din-din we had with the grotty Scottish bint? Translation: Don't you remember the Christmas dinner we had with the dirty Scottish broad? Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! Translation: Oh the one that was crazy! Nigel: Yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer that lived up the apples and pears. Translation: She was the wife of the Morris dancer (an old traditional English style of dancing which is so funny to watch) thta lived upstairs. Austin: Yes, she was the barrister that became a bobbie in a lorry mumbles] with a gattling gun, in a bottle of St. Regis . . . Translation: Yes, she was the lawyer that became a policewoman in a truck (doesn't make sense, nor does the next part.) Both: . . . in a tea kettle! And then she shat on a turtle! TADA! whew. it's a wonder they haven't started selling British-to-English dictionaries or something. and me thinking I'm all exotic and foreign cause I say "pop" where everyone else says soda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shanny14 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 i think its common to say pop:lol: thats what I have always called it. we must be in the ellite, Red. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 I have a headache. hmmm so whats the stats looking like for the next game, coach? We'll have to see, but the lines are posted in the BS GDT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shanny14 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 ok gotta look! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 Next time someone asks you what would Jesus do set him on fire and send him to hell. I *think* that's how that bit went Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 i think its common to say pop:lol: thats what I have always called it. we must be in the ellite, Red. well, it's common for a native Michigander such as myself but once you get south of Columbus or so, or east of Cleveland, you never hear it. certainly not here in Virginia where I live. I literally got blank looks of utter confusion when I first got to school down here and said pop instead of soda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest shanny14 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) sounds like a florida thing. they looked at me like i was crazy when i went to college there for a semester! that is when i said pop instead of soda and they said i had a weird accent.. they guessed me from North Carolina. that wasnt even close Edited March 3, 2006 by shanny14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wingsfan25161929 3 Report post Posted March 3, 2006 movie night tonight!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
