DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 No you're right. Lately I've been resembling a beached whale. Abso-*******-lutely NOT. No way. I made a bad joke and........f***....yer thin. What do you weigh? Like 80 lbs? I could prolly throw you 40 yards, uphill. 45 if you really pissed me off. (f*** - see? This is like trying to get pee outta the pool.) You are thin. Hey LOOK UP THERE! A BALLOON! *Still running* IT'S RED! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heinz57 11 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 This bird is just like a little kid. Everything she sees goes into her mouth. Plus if she can chew it up, she does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Abso-*******-lutely NOT. No way. I made a bad joke and........f***....yer thin. What do you weigh? Like 80 lbs? I could prolly throw you 40 yards, uphill. 45 if you really pissed me off. (f*** - see? This is like trying to get pee outta the pool.) You are thin. Hey LOOK UP THERE! A BALLOON! *Still running* IT'S RED! Relax buddy. It's not that big a deal. I'm not your average chick. Nothing bugs me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Relax buddy. It's not that big a deal. I'm not your average chick. Nothing bugs me. Not even this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Not even this? Nope. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 I have headache. I drank f*** all too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 I have headache. I drank f*** all too. Uh, what? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivalred 630 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Not even this? You need to be careful, she could Lorena Bobbit you and sew it back on upside down... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Uh, what? Feels like a hangover but I don't think it is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Nope. What if you one day say something like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 What if you one day say something like this? That really did work though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 My head is throbbing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 My head is throbbing. You've said that before...and my reply will always be the same... So is mine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 You've said that before...and my reply will always be the same... So is mine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted August 1, 2008 Thats not what she said/thats not what you said last night Theyre both fine choices, take your pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heinz57 11 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 Not even this? *screams* *runs away* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 My head is throbbing. Use your own advice. Drink an 8 oz. glass of Windex (Salt to taste), and take 2 slices of cheese and jam them in your ears. Repeat hourly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 *screams* *runs away* you think that is scary?! I just am sitting here minding my own business, and I feel something brush against my chest, I figure its a hair and go to get it and there wasnt one. so I figure I am imagining things. but then I feel it again and its moving! I tore off my shirt and bra and there is a BEETLE IN MY BRA. I then killed it with a shoe, and vaccuumed it up. *shudders* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwingslady87 130 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 you think that is scary?! I just am sitting here minding my own business, and I feel something brush against my chest, I figure its a hair and go to get it and there wasnt one. so I figure I am imagining things. but then I feel it again and its moving! I tore off my shirt and bra and there is a BEETLE IN MY BRA. I then killed it with a shoe, and vaccuumed it up. *shudders* I'm not afraid of bugs at all, but something like that would make me scream like a little girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 I'm not afraid of bugs at all, but something like that would make me scream like a little girl. its not that I am afraid of bugs, I just dont like them. but that was just gross. how long was it there!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danny=Badass 1 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 you think that is scary?! I just am sitting here minding my own business, and I feel something brush against my chest, I figure its a hair and go to get it and there wasnt one. so I figure I am imagining things. but then I feel it again and its moving! I tore off my shirt and bra and there is a BEETLE IN MY BRA. I then killed it with a shoe, and vaccuumed it up. *shudders* Oh c'mon its just a little beetle I don't even think beetles bite. I would have pulled it out and squashed it with a paper towel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwingslady87 130 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 its not that I am afraid of bugs, I just dont like them. but that was just gross. how long was it there!? hopefully not long, im assuming you would have felt it move sooner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 Oh c'mon its just a little beetle I don't even think beetles bite. I would have pulled it out and squashed it with a paper towel. hopefully not long, im assuming you would have felt it move sooner. yeah. I am thinking it must have been in my hair, because I first felt it right about where my hair ends and then felt it move downward. I had never seen on that looked like this on either. it was small, like body and legs and all were maybe a bit bigger than the eraser of a pencil, like around. and it was brown with like a black stripe down its back. I thought it was a spider at first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwingslady87 130 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 post post post. Who wants to go to work for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
