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book titles you'll never see...

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i saw this and thought it was funny...you make up book titles written by hockey players, teams, coaches, etc. that you would never see. for example...

"How to score on a breakaway" --Kris Draper

"How to win on a budget" --Kenny Holland and Mike Illitch

"Getting in Shape for Dummies" --Keith Tkachuk

"Winning Championships" --the majority of the Central Division

"Getting through a hockey game without breaking a stick" --Andreas Lilja

"Taking care of your groin" --The whole NHL but with a special forward by Dominik Hasek

...you get the point. oh, and let's not goalie bash the whole time PLEASE.

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"How to stop center ice shots" - Chris Osgood

"How to say something funny" - Manny Legace

(Hey.....im bashing both, so it doesnt count tongue.gif )

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Something you may get for sure in your local store:

"How to dive" by P. Forsberg, edited by Sidney Crosby

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Something you may get for sure in your local store:

"How to dive" by P. Forsberg, edited by Sidney Crosby

Don't forget about

"How to turn Andreas Lilja into an NHL superstar" - By Every person that owns NHL 2006

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"How to suck ass" - by the entire defensive squad of the Pittsburgh Penguins

...With a special word by the St. Louis Blues

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"How to stop center ice shots" - Chris Osgood

With a special forward by Dan Cloutier. tongue.gif

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Something you may get for sure in your local store:

"How to dive" by P. Forsberg, edited by Sidney Crosby

and by teameu salmae

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"Playoff Success: How to Lead Your Team to the Stanley Cup", by Keith Primeau.

"Champs Again! Memories of a Cup Parade" by any fan of the St. Louis Blues.

"My Friend Claude" by Darren McCarty.

"Fighting And Me" by Claude Lemieux.

**NEW RELEASE!** "Beginner's Guide To Betting" by Rick Tocchet

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"The Art of Tact" by Jeremy Roenick

"The Art of Humility" by Patrick Roy

"The Art of Puck Possession" by Jacques Lemaire

"Winning Strategies Against the Detroit Red Wings" by Joel Quenneville

"The History of the NHL, 1995 edition" by Mike Haynes

"Team Loyalty" by Paul Kariya and Teemu Selanne

"Negotiating the Labor Contract" by Bob Goodenow

"Finding the Best Goalie for Your Money" by Dale Tallon

"How to Score on a Wide-Open Net" by Esa Tikkanen tongue.gif

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"How to be friends with Manny Legace" - Scott Hartnell

Also in that series

"How to be one-punched by Fischer" - Scott Hartnell

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"How to blame everything & everyone else on a loss but yourself and your team" - Pat Quinn

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"Beauty Secrets" - Mike Ricci

lmao... that book would be a number one seller

how could you resists a pretty face like this,

user posted image

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"How to play Hockey" - Boyd Deveraux

"The Secret of toughness" - Ken Holland

"How to keep my Head up" - Eric Lindros

"How to stay fit" - Brett Hull and Keith Tkachuk the wonderful duet

"How to be a GM" - Mike Milbury

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"How to Fake an Injury, vol 2" - Uwe Krupp

"How To Fake an Injury, Vol 3, 4, 5, 6... and 8" Darcy Tucker

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