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Could a morbidly obese goalie shut out an NHL team?

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I wonder why there isnt any pictures, the whole setup seems like it would be funny.

Wonder no more!

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I've highlighted the obvious weakness in his game....other than that....he'd be rollin' most nights!

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I'm probably the only one but I think that it is horrible. That guy is a real jackass. Can you imagine how embarassing that article and book is for some people? People that already have self-esteem issues? How can hockey fans think that it is funny when the author specifically states that he is trying to ruin the NHL?

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I dunno about the morbidly obese goalie idea...I'm more inclined to the idea on Saturday Night Live when Wayne Gretzky hosted years ago:

"Wayne, why don't the Kings just put a midget in goal holding a giant board the size of the net? No one could ever score."

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Roberto Luongo and his fried chicken.......tsk tsk

LMAO he does actually look like Luongo...i didnt even noitice that! Thats hilarious!

F'n Luongo...i cant stop laughing!

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Thanks for the great read this morning. Found myself laughing out loud a lot. I particularly love this line:

"After one particularly brutal slapshot that ripped off the fat suit's overalls, I checked on Trevor to see how he was doing. "My knee hurts and I can't breathe." Great, Trevor! Keep up the good work!"

Funny, funny stuff.

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I'm probably the only one but I think that it is horrible. That guy is a real jackass. Can you imagine how embarassing that article and book is for some people? People that already have self-esteem issues? How can hockey fans think that it is funny when the author specifically states that he is trying to ruin the NHL?

Um, pretty sure that his trying to ruin the NHL line is just a joke.

Anyway, that article was absolutely hilarious. I would have loved to see the practice with the Caps.

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That might be a good idea considering after the Anaheim trade, the days of Tkachuk being a Weight watcher are over. Now he has McDonald feeding him.

I just laughed my *bleep* off! This one is really good...:D

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I just laughed my *bleep* off! This one is really good...:D

Thanks. Is he just meant to be with Tkachuk or what?! He already had DJ "Burger" King on the team...now he's got both covered. Whats next, trade for Rene Bourque so they can give him an "R.B." too???

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