2/28 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 8

[Taylorov 37]

You mean this isn't factual?

http://thetripledeke.blogspot.com/2009/02/meet-clarence.html

[Guest Shoreline]

You mean this isn't factual?

http://thetripledeke.blogspot.com/2009/02/meet-clarence.html

100% factual.

[Electrophile 3,554]

When the Preds host the Red Wings of Detroit, you may feel the urge to say how much they "suck". Now, generally this term is used toward people or organizations who are below average or terrible at what they do, but for reasons only known to our Predator fan ancestors, we must tell them how much sucking they do. The Red Wings have made the postseason every year since the late 1800's, shortly before the arrival of Christopher Columbus, but despite this, they suck because they are elitist arogant f***heads.

HAHAHAHAHA.

[Donaldjr2448 43]

What I meant was more along the lines of you declining to make a rebuttal because it would take you too long to think up. But its all good. We agree to disagree, it happens.

Oh, we just called up O'Reilly for tonight BTW. Great scoring center.

Shutoutking,

Hey man, I just wanted to appologize for jumping on you earlier!! I shouldn't have piled all of the crap most Tennesseans have gave me since I have moved down here. When I did move here in 2005, I got alot of "gome home yankee" stuff and I simply wouldn't backdown from those people!! I shouldn't have treated you the same way!! I fully appologize!!

Anyway, goodluck tonight, and as always, welcome to the board!!

[shutoutking 0]

Shutoutking,

Hey man, I just wanted to appologize for jumping on you earlier!! I shouldn't have piled all of the crap most Tennesseans have gave me since I have moved down here. When I did move here in 2005, I got alot of "gome home yankee" stuff and I simply wouldn't backdown from those people!! I shouldn't have treated you the same way!! I fully appologize!!

Anyway, goodluck tonight, and as always, welcome to the board!!

I appreciate that, but no worries. I can handle it

I see you're in Columbia, I'm only 30 minutes away.

I may take in this game away from home, so you may get spared my snide in game comments about how Conklin sucks when we score one of our two goals we're allotted against Detroit.

[Vladifan 680]

If being *** means winning the cup, then I suppose Nashville is the straightest team in the NHL.

The "***" Wings will win tonight

Homophobic Preds fans despite

Final score four to zero

Lidstrom being the hero

A goal for Zetterberg

is just the tip of the iceberg

Datsyuk will wear a moo moo

and still skate circles around Tootoo

Maltby plays game one thousand one

and slips the puck under Rinne's bum

Say goodnight to Steve Sullivan

After a hit so Kronwallian

The Predators will leave Nashville

Ultimately feeling they lack the skill

To beat a bunch of guys

They think are homos in disguise

Nicely done, and very creative. Thanks for taking the time!

[Ms_Hockey 0]

This one may be a little tough for us, given our recent record with back-to-back games. But I think we can pull it off if we come out with some momentum.

[Guest Shoreline]

This one may be a little tough for us, given our recent record with back-to-back games. But I think we can pull it off if we come out with some momentum.

Well, if you'd actually skate to the net instead of messing around with your makeup I could feed you for a deflection.

How are we gonna beat the Preds if we don't play as a team?

[Ms_Hockey 0]

Two things:

Bonk's out, so that won't work.

No Red Wing on your team can whap anyone upside the head. You're a very artsy team. As we call it on the Preds board....its *** hockey, brought to you by the team with *** uniforms!

/trash talk

I'll take *** hockey & *** uniforms if it gets them the Stanley Cup four times out of the last eleven years.

[Guest Shoreline]

I'll take *** hockey & *** uniforms if it gets them the Stanley Cup four times out of the last eleven years.

Indeed.. the jerseys and play style may be ***, but at least our team didn't have the green'ish babys*** jerseys.

Edited February 28, 2009 by Shoreline

[Ms_Hockey 0]

Well, if you'd actually skate to the net instead of messing around with your makeup I could feed you for a deflection.

How are we gonna beat the Preds if we don't play as a team?

What can I say? I'm not born with it. It's Maybelline.

[Vladifan 680]

If you follow the Central division, we stopped wearing those in 06-07.

'preciate the thought out response, my purpose for registration here was to dispel the redneck hockey theory.

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Interesting about the '06-'07 jerseys. I guess I had not been able to repress that color memory! They were wise to move on ahready.

Meanwhile, I believe there was juuuust a little over-reaction to your "***" comments but since I'm only responsible for my own reactions we just move on from here, huh.

It's a pleasure bantering with you and I hope you stay and visit with us.

[Hockeytown_Ryan 122]

I appreciate that, but no worries. I can handle it

I see you're in Columbia, I'm only 30 minutes away.

I may take in this game away from home, so you may get spared my snide in game comments about how Conklin sucks when we score one of our two goals we're allotted against Detroit.

THAT.....is one educated Preds Fan

[shutoutking 0]

THAT.....is one educated Preds Fan

Hey, I know my place

And yes, vladifan, maybe a little overreaction to my *** comment but I knew that was coming when I typed it. By *** I just meant a game that has the physicality sucked right out.

As for the jerseys, supposedly we get a new third next year. If it sucks anywhere near as bad as those we're in trouble!

[Nev 1,085]

We all need to chip in and buy the man a neck. How much do they cost, anyway?

Its funny cos its true :D

As for the Wings gayness - we all know Lilja is the reincarnation of King Leonidas, and the Spartans were as bent as a bunch of 9 bob notes.

[Electrophile 3,554]

I love British English. I swear, you guys have the best words. I once told a friend who slipped and fell on some ice that she went "**** up" and she looked at me like I was speaking Aramaic. I have a lot of friends who are English and I've picked up a lot of their slang words. I enjoy confusing people. LOL

[RedSea 31]

Nicely done, and very creative. Thanks for taking the time!

Thanks for the appreciation! Go Wings!

[Third Man In 2,091]

And yes, vladifan, maybe a little overreaction to my *** comment but I knew that was coming when I typed it. By *** I just meant a game that has the physicality sucked right out.

While I don't endorse the latent homophobia of your post, you're spot on with the last part. Here's two of our smaller players in action:

Hope Tootoo finds this game even 'gayer' than the last.

[j.hoop 64]

Responding the same day is taking a week? You are as sad as your team.

nice, thats from dragon quest!

[j.hoop 64]

i wonder if we'll see a cat fish tonight?? hahaha

i really hate the preds, lets get a solid game in and finish this 3 in 4 stand.

some funny articles for pre game:

http://thetripledeke.blogspot.com/2008/04/...y-coaching.html

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/goali...y_living_in_net

so epic:

Arnott said that shortly after he realized Ellis was living in the net, he noticed the 27-year-old goalie was only consuming hot dogs, popcorn, peanuts, beer, and soda purchased from vendors in the stands. Recently, Ellis' teammates have left non-perishable canned goods outside his net.

"It was really heart-wrenching," Arnott said. "Watching that poor guy climb into the stands between the second and third periods, buying dozens of hot dogs and filling up his helmet with popcorn so he would have enough to last a couple days. Fans loved it, though."

hey shutoutking, whatever happened to ellis?

Edited February 28, 2009 by j.hoop

[Vladifan 680]

While I don't endorse the latent homophobia of your post, you're spot on with the last part. Here's two of our smaller players in action:

Hope Tootoo finds this game even 'gayer' than the last.

Tootoo is a whiney-ass punk. He can sure dish it out, but one legal hit and he wahs to the ref.

No class, no how.

[shutoutking 0]

hey shutoutking, whatever happened to ellis?

Well frankly, Pekka Rinne happened. Slowly, but surely, Rinne has won the job. At the beginning of the year Ellis wasn't sucking so bad, but now, especially after the Detroit game where he let in six goals and the Dallas one where he let in four, he kinda blows.

Rinne: 19-10-1, 2.21, .923, 5 SO

Ellis: 11-18-3, 2.91, .899, 3 SO

Pretty obvious who the better 'tender is, for whatever reason. Seems like Rinne gets better goal support, too...theory going around is Rinne plays harder and has more heart than Ellis. Seems to have much more emotion when he screws up or whatever. Anyway, Ellis is actually a great backup and decent goalie, but somehow hit the wall.

[revnic 0]

anyone have a link to tonights game? atdhe only seems to have 1 NHL game tonight....

[Shaman 713]

I hate it when tootoo is in the game, that *** whistle gets on my nerves....

[Nev 1,085]

I love British English. I swear, you guys have the best words. I once told a friend who slipped and fell on some ice that she went "**** up" and she looked at me like I was speaking Aramaic. I have a lot of friends who are English and I've picked up a lot of their slang words. I enjoy confusing people. LOL

Britain and America - two countries separated by a common language

We had a blast living in Toledo and teaching yanks our slang - although I have to admit we weren't beyond making stuff up just to have a laugh You could also have told your friend she went "arse over ***"