Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 18, 2010 Piano Trumpet or trombone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted July 18, 2010 trumpet clarinet or flute 1 WizardOfOz30 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 18, 2010 Haven't played either in years, but as I recall, clarinet was easier. Burqa or string bikini? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 18, 2010 String bikini. Burkas are throwback symbols of second class citizens, and I feel sorry for any woman I see wearing one, especially in this heat. Thong or granny panties Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted July 18, 2010 If it's not too often thong Listening to screaming kids outside or Listening to it inside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 Outside. Since I have no kids, I know they're not mine. Threaten or scare strange children who are throwing unsupervised tantrums, or just ignore them and hope that their parents show up and whack the crap out of them soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 I guess I would pick the latter of the two. Even though, there has been kids, I wouldn't mind slapping the s*** out of. Spam or Vienna Sausages 1 WizardOfOz30 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 Vienna sausages. Door to door salesmen or telemarketers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 I ignore both of them, but the telemarketers are easier to get rid of because you can just hang up on them. Leave lights on outside your house at night or No lights Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 Leave lights on outside your house at night or No lights Just my coach light over the garage door. It's a "gecko cafe" since the bugs come to the light, the little lizards gather 'round like it's a diner. take cough syrup or just ride it out and cough... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 Cough syrup. Cough syrup or cough drops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 Just my coach light over the garage door. It's a "gecko cafe" since the bugs come to the light, the little lizards gather 'round like it's a diner. When you're not used to them, those geckos are kinda scarey. Of course I'm terrified of spiders and centipedes so they fall into that category. Cough syrup. Cough syrup or cough drops Cough syrup Take meds as a precaution or not unless you absolutely have to Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 19, 2010 Take as a precaution Natural weight lifting or roid it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Natural. Body builders scare me, and I've always been more of a cardio person vs. heavy weightlifting. Never been a big guy to begin with. Getting hit by bamboo on the chest or on the back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 I don't want to be hit at all, but can I use it to hit someone else? Speak up if you see something you don't think is right or Keep quiet for fear of offending someone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Depends. I have learned to pick my battles, but injustice sets me off, so I probably would say something. Santa Claus or Kris Kringle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Santa shoes or flip flops Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Shoes the vast majority of the time. Let the kids run loose outside or arrange play dates? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Play dates Bratwurst or italian sausage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 I don't typically eat either of them, but I'll go with italian sasauge Warm or cold breakfast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Warm Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Bunny. I'm pretty much out of teeth. The person below me knows how to tell the good guys from the bad ones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Sometimes. I am better at sniffing out bad clients than bad people in my life. I can smell bad business a mile away. Fortunately, I don't have that many bad guys in my life, either. hide Easter eggs or seek them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 Seek them. Milk or white chocolate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 20, 2010 White. Milk is second. Dark is a distant third. Fudge or taffy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites