55fan 5,133 Report post Posted December 3, 2009 Original KFC ************************** DIRTY JOKE ALERT IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE, SKIP TO AFTER THE NEXT LINE OF ASTERISKS Why is a blonde like KFC? When you're done nibbling on the breasts and thighs, you have a greasy box to stick your bone in. ************************** Dirty joke over. Mac or Probie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted December 3, 2009 Mac. Icky joke, Karen, who told you that? bicuit or toast with your butter 'n jelly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted December 3, 2009 Biscuit. No idea where I heard that joke. It's in my mental joke-o-dex. Jeans or sweatpants? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted December 3, 2009 Jeans Sweet treats or something healthy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 both are good. I say sweet though. burnt toast or soggy cereal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 Burnt toast. I typically like things overcooked and I always eat cereal dry. White Christmas Tree or Green CHristmas Tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 Green Runny nose or stuffed up nose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MidMichSteve 1,115 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 No idea where I heard that joke. It's in my mental joke-o-dex. Go to your room! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MidMichSteve 1,115 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 Green Runny nose or stuffed up nose? Runny, as long as it doesn't last too long. Dell or Gateway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 Dell... blargh. earmuffs or stocking cap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 Muffs are better for me. Whenever I wear a hat my fine hair gets stacticy and I can't stand that. Long coat or shorter one for winter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted December 4, 2009 I only own short ones. And they say Red Wings...hmm.... Doing laundry or washing dishes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 (edited) Doing laundry or washing dishes? Laundry, I love the smell of warm, fresh towels and sheets. window blinds or drapes? Edited December 5, 2009 by puckloo39 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Laundry, I love the smell of warm, fresh towels and sheets. window blinds or drapes? Blinds. Nike or Adidas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Nike. cotton candy or funnel cake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 cotton candy skinny dipping with Ken Hitchcock or massaging Dan O'Hallorans feet for hours that have bunyons just after refereeing a game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Didn't someone already do something very similar? I'll go with Hitch. Do you call them: Flipflops or thongs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Sandals are flip flops. Thongs are underwear, at least for some people. Personally, I've spent my life trying to prevent my underwear from going there. glasses or contacts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MidMichSteve 1,115 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Sandals are flip flops. Thongs are underwear, at least for some people. Personally, I've spent my life trying to prevent my underwear from going there. glasses or contacts? Glasses. I don't like the idea of sticking foreign objects in my eyes. Can't help it, I'm weird that way. Flip-up or prescription sunglasses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Prescription glasses Bagels or donuts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Yum! Can I have both! I love both! Bagels by a slight edge. Who is more annoying: Richard Simmons or Sally Struthers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted December 5, 2009 Simmons. Atop your tree: Star or Angel? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted December 6, 2009 Angel Solid or flashing lights on your tree Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted December 6, 2009 solid, but I like the flashing ones outside in my shrubbery. Shrubbery!!! gift wrap you have to fold and tape and put ribbons on and all, or gift bags with tissue? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted December 6, 2009 solid, but I like the flashing ones outside in my shrubbery. Shrubbery!!! gift wrap you have to fold and tape and put ribbons on and all, or gift bags with tissue? Gift wrap. Shows you care more rather than just sticking it in a bag IMO. Turkey or Ham for Christmas Dinner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
