Since we have Gordie Howe Hat tricks

[CrimsonFlame 424]

Correy Perry Hatrick!

1. Be 1 of 2 players to not suck on a team.

2. Threaten an opposing player rather weakly.

3. Not backup said threat.

[drfnr14 0]

hahahahaha this gave me my lol's for the week

[Z and D for the C 712]

Flip's and Lilja's made me LOL, literally.

[NGKEIB 32]

These guys aren't Red Wings, but in my opinion deserve mention due to their stellar international play:

Tomas Surovy hat-trick:

1. Be shut out by arch rivals

2. Make several bone-head plays that lead to goals by arch-rivals

3. Slash own goalie in head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0emzMJ6FiwQ)

Philippe Furrer hat-trick:

1. Score a goal...

2. An own goal...

3. Shot in when you tried to bank the puck around the boards after a face-off... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpJ8R4yCbhI)

[55fan 5,133]

These are awesome!

Derek Meech hat-trick:

1. Defence.

2. Forward.

3. Black Ace.

[trogdor 5]

steve yzerman hat trick:

1. Put C on chest and lead by example

2. when team doubts, put team on back and win regular season.

3. when team doubts, put team on back and win Stanley Cup.

4. retire and give all credit to others and none to self.

[Another Day 0]

Loving the Franzen hat trick.

[C20lw 0]

These are absolutely hilarious.

I do think Zetterberg should have "waved out of the faceoff circle" added, especially as of late.

[Nero 20]

Dan O'Halloran Hat Trick (as Official)

1. Waive off Holmstrom Goal

2. Allow goalie interference on one team but not the other.

3. Get shot and survive.

Okay I'm a terrible person

[betterREDthandead 58]

The Datsyuk hat trick (I can dream:)

1. Hart

2. Selke

3. Pearson

The Yzerman hat trick:

1.

2.

3.

[Datsyerberger 279]

Sergei Fedorov hat trick:

1. Goal

2. ***** about contract

3. Get moved to defense

[Guest micah]

These are great, keep 'em coming!

[Lovin Jiri Fischer 147]

Since we already touched on all the Wings players\

Gary Bettman Hat Trick

1. Move northern teams to the south

2. Advise refs to not let 5 on 5 hockey become a regular thing

3. Winter Classic in Las Vegas

Alex Ovechkin Hat Trick

1. Goal

2. Celebrate

3. Make fun of Crosby

Sidney Crosby Hat Trick

1. Goal

2. New NHL commercial

3. ***** about Ovechkin

Chris Pronger Hat Trick

1. Elbow

2. Cross-check

3. Stomp on opponent with skate

Sean Avery Hat Trick

1. Creative way to screen goalie

2. Work at Vogue

3. Sloppy Seconds

Martin Brodeur Hat Trick

1. Shutout

2. Break record

3. Throw tantrum

[Selke13 0]

Chris Chelios hattrick:

3 goals in one season

Chris Chelios hat trick:

3 shots on goal in one season

[Datsyerberger 279]

Tuukka Rask hat trick:

1. Swing stick

2. Throw stick

3. Throw milk crate

Mike Milbury hat trick:

1. Awful trade

2. Throw shoe

3. TV analyst

Edited May 21, 2009 by Datsyerberger

[Boomtron 8]

damn these are funny

[xtrememachine1 795]

OMG, this thread is killing me

[55fan 5,133]

Patrick Roy hat trick

1. Fight Vernon

2. Fight Ozzie

3. Watch Hasek trip on stick

[chewdog57 0]

Barry Melrose hat trick:

1: Declare somebody that scored that night the "best young player in NHL"

2: Declare somebody that made a big save the "best goalie in NHL"

3: Do the same thing the next night only change the names

[Datsyerberger 279]

Mike "Doc" Emrick hat trick:

1. Nasally voice

2. Paraphernalia

3. DRRRIIIIIIIIVE!

[Dano33 41]

Mike "Doc" Emrick hat trick:

1. Nasally voice

2. Paraphernalia

3. DRRRIIIIIIIIVE!

Don't forget waffleboarded or knifed.

[tommingthepuck96 1]

Mike Babcock hat trick:

1. Glare

2. Scowl

3. Fedora

More like

1. Sip Dasani

2. Chew Big Red

3. Curse out opposition coach.

Don't forget waffleboarded or knifed.

In 2 NBC broadcasts i counted 13 times he used the word "Ricochet"

Edited May 21, 2009 by tommingthepuck96

[NGKEIB 32]

Jim Balsillie hat-trick

1. Fail to get the Pens

2. Fail to get the Preds

3. Time will tell about the Coyotes?

Tomas Sandström hat-trick

1. Nice goal when sprawled on ice

2. Dive

3. Get a savage cross-check to the head and have everyone (including commentators) accuse you of diving, until they see the replay

Cam Neely hat-trick:

1. Goal

2. Fight

3. Manly love in bathroom stall (watch Dumb & Dumber if you don't get this)

Mark Hartigan hat-trick:

1. Sign with Anaheim and win the Cup

2. Sign with Detroit and win the Cup

3. Nobody still has any idea who you are

[Datsyerberger 279]

Panthers hat trick:

1. Lilja

2. Huselius

3. Tallinder

[NGKEIB 32]

Random Swedish woman who gets lucky at a night club hat-trick:

1. Lilja

2. Huselius

3. Tallinder

except then she accused them of rape, and they were temporarily banned from playing in the national team. I guess they party hard in Florida - I'm sure I read somewhere that Peltonen and Eddie 'Red Cheeks' Belfour got arrested for being plastered in Florida somewhere.