RedWingAbner 13 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Guys, After thinking it over and discussing things with my wife, I have decided to field an Eastern Conference team next year. If you have never played before or are lacking in talent, that's ok. Anyone interested in going to the Cup Finals? I think our only competition would be Alexander Ovechkin. Who wants in? What position will you play? -Redwingabner, Defence, Eastern Conference Team *BONUS* If any of you are Canadian and have a problem growing facial hair, combined with minimalist talent and a bitchy attitude, please PM me. The NHL marketing machine would like to make you the face of the NHL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangleD13 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Ahahahahahahaha brilliant. Put me down for the first line RW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotty99 302 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 hahahah First line center please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Systemfel 33 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Third-line shutdown center right here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bannedforlife 403 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 I play in a beer league every other thursday. Am I over-qualified? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z Winged Dangler 2,082 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 i got dibs on 4th line centre....nothing beats a team with good depth. i'm your guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Need a fourth-line grinder and enforcer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NHLrules? 32 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Looks like that bewarethepenguins guy would be a shoe in as our poster boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McCartyFanForLife 17 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 I'll play net! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Klunzo 36 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Played when I was 10-16, I must be over qualified. Also, I'm Canadian...oh man....I also can't grow a thick beard..although it doesn't look like I'm 14 either. One problem, I don't like to *****. I do have a solution to this though, I've been watching many tapes of our favourite hero the last couple seasons, I think I might have the hang of it. *Roll over into fetal position waiting for refs to rescue me* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Decoy Jones 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 I'll be a part time enforcer that spends most of the time in the AHL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z Winged Dangler 2,082 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Played when I was 10-16, I must be over qualified. Also, I'm Canadian...oh man....I also can't grow a thick beard..although it doesn't look like I'm 14 either. One problem, I don't like to *****. I do have a solution to this though, I've been watching many tapes of our favourite hero the last couple seasons, I think I might have the hang of it. *Roll over into fetal position waiting for refs to rescue me* lol...i've played pretty much 20 years of hockey in winnipeg now, so i can play a "dirty" canadian game if need be. i'll take care of malkin!...if he lets me drop my gloves before swinging at me, whilst satan holds me back. i'm not really good at diving or bitching though, so i'll have to youtube crosby, malkin and of course, the divealanche Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CdnWingsFanEh 2 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 2nd line left wing, please! I can also play back-up to the back-up goalie if needed. Can you please supply goalie equipment, though? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Can I be the whiny pretty poster child? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingAbner 13 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Good! Things are starting to shape up. I have started a home-city search for us. My top spots were Hamilton, ON; Quebec City, QUE; and Toronto, ON. However, in the Gary Bettman NHL, the league submitted his list of preferred sites for us, and we must decide on one of the following: Birmingham, Alabama Key West, Florida Virginia Beach, Virginia San Juan, Puerto Rico Havana, Cuba Roster Update: Goalies: McCartyfanforlife Defense: RedWingAbner Forwards: CdnWingfanEh DangleD13 Crotter99 Systemfel Bannedforlife (Possible Swingman?) Deeznutz Casey Klunzo (Another possible swingman?) Decoy Jones #87: Lovin Jiri Fischer Edited June 1, 2009 by RedWingAbner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
REDHASEK 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Can I be the whiny pretty poster child? I'll be the Goalie I'll play like the Great Dominik Hasek! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotty99 302 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 This thread is epic. I vote for cuba. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangleD13 0 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Looks like that bewarethepenguins guy would be a shoe in as our poster boy Ahahahahahahahahahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEVILSWATERBOY 10 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 I am as wide as the net I can just sit there I am in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McCartyFanForLife 17 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Good! Things are starting to shape up. I have started a home-city search for us. My top spots were Hamilton, ON; Quebec City, QUE; and Toronto, ON. However, in the Gary Bettman NHL, the league submitted his list of preferred sites for us, and we must decide on one of the following: Birmingham, Alabama Key West, Florida Virginia Beach, Virginia San Juan, Puerto Rico Havana, Cuba Roster Update: Goalies: McCartyfanforlife Defense: RedWingAbner Forwards: CdnWingfanEh DangleD13 Crotter99 Systemfel Bannedforlife (Possible Swingman?) Deeznutz Casey Klunzo (Another possible swingman?) Decoy Jones #87: Lovin Jiri Fischer Either of those will work. They are both in the U.S. and are secret hotbeds for hockey fans. Florida already has enough teams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Personally, I think we need to expand the league a little more. I'm willing to go as far east as Nairobi or Baghdad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vincanni 1 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 Hey guys I can't actually skate for beans, but am an athletic big body. If I promise to rent a pair of skates and hit the local rink once or twice a week before next season think you can hold a spot open for me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vladifan 680 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 I'm an older woman and not very tall. But I am wiry! Could I be a Malkin replacement? Pleeeeeze??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KronwallCRUNCH 5 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 I'll sponsor you if you name the arena after me. I've got $123. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maltbymaniac 13 Report post Posted June 1, 2009 oh,can i be equipment manager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
