2/5 GDT: Red Wings 0 at Predators 3

[donfishmaster 62]

The Wings are re-enacting the "love scene" from Deliverance, and they're Ned Beatty.

[SuperNovaXll 124]

The Wings are Rick DiPietro's face.

Huge +1 for that

[Electrophile 3,554]

The Wings are Luca Brasi.

[RedWingsRox 614]

Can we all chip in to buy the Wings a goal or two?

[edicius 3,269]

Wow, it gets worse... Just read this on Puck Daddy:

NBC Sports' makeover of VERSUS' NHL coverage will begin dramatically with Monday's broadcast of the New York Rangers at the Detroit Red Wings. According to a network source, Sam Flood, executive producer for NBC Sports and the man that's overseen its Winter Classic broadcasts, will produce Monday night's coverage.

Pierre McGuire will debut as an "inside the glass" (i.e. between the benches) commentator, joining Doc Emrick and Eddie Olczyk in announcing the game.

Ugh.

[Cevari 68]

The Wings are Rick DiPietro's face.

Wings are getting hammered worse than the winged wheel on Howards chest in a training shootout competition between Flip and Helm

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

Anyone know the last time we went w/o a goal in 6 periods? Doesn't seem right...dogs and cats living together..

Detroit was shut out two games in a row at least twice last season.

[ChelisChick 174]

"I whip my yambag back and forth!"

I just spit all over the lady in front of me!

[26point2 203]

Some Russian in the KHL ASG skills contest had a 110MPH slap shot?? Holy Moly.

[russianswede919293 95]

Wow, it gets worse... Just read this on Puck Daddy:

Ugh.

Even worse than Pierre is that Mike Milbury is joining the studio.

Guess they wanted insider hockey knowledge from the man that sank Long Island into the Atlantic Ocean.

[RedWingsRox 614]

Don't have feed but are all these 3rd period SOG just garbage ones or is Pinne really that good?

[Doc Holliday 1,888]

And the fans get to be propeller guy.

Ding!

[Guest Howard He Do It?!]

The Wings are Rick DiPietro's face.

It's just a sore knee.

[edicius 3,269]

The Wings are Lindsay Lohan. Mike Babcock is Lindsay Lohan's attorney.

[Esquire 324]

Woooot!

[26point2 203]

Yep...that'll do it..

[SuperNovaXll 124]

Yambags...

[haroldsnepsts 4,826]

I think he partially fanned on it and it went in off Jimmy. Nice play though.

[edicius 3,269]

There's number three.

[ChelisChick 174]

Aaaaand there we go!

[ben_usmc 253]

Why did he not put Flip between Bert/Mule? Try Z with cleary and a bag of pretzels

[Electrophile 3,554]

Wow, it gets worse... Just read this on Puck Daddy:

Ugh.

Eddie O, Doc Emrick, AND Pierre McGuire? I believe a paragraph in the Geneva Conventions specifically outlaws this.

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

Detroit couldn't get a bounce like that? My God.

[russianswede919293 95]

Some Russian in the KHL ASG skills contest had a 110MPH slap shot?? Holy Moly.

If you believe that...They probably have hand me down shot monitors from the NHL that don't work right anymore...just like how they get their players...

[commadore183 103]

Now it's a Red Wings game! There's the require 3 GA night for us! 0-3 NSH

Fire McCrimmon. Fire him hard and long.