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#1 Kmahrle83

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:53 PM

For anyone who's every played NHL14 extensively, you know how bug ridden and frustrating it can be. So, to lighten the mood of anyone who's ever wanted to break their controller over the game, I decided to Re-Write Eminem's "Berzerk" (NHL14 Remix)  Sorry mods if there is a more appropriate place for this, but this is general discussion right?  And it DOES have to do with hockey.  Here goes...

 

Now this games about to kick off, this year it looks wack 
Let's take it back to straight coding and start it from scratch 
I'm 'bout to bloody this ice up, everybody get back 
That's why my controller needs a pad cause this games on the ra-aag 
Just like I did with last years edition, I'm 'bout to kick it 
Like with gary bettman, the fans are about to picket 
Got 'em still on the bench cuz ea dunno how to fix it 
rushing to yearly release, we should tell 'em stick it 
My stick is looking frail, cuz of constant stick lifts. 
Bout to go fight this guy, just for making a clean hit 
Same goal scored 10 times a game gettin sick of it 
The art of dangle dangle mixed with da glitching and disconnects 
And If don't get the win, i'll quit 
Been playing video hockey since you thought PE was gym, bi... 

[Bridge] 
Lace your skates up, get your stick down 
(Lets glitch) all night long 
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out 
(Lets Glitch) all night long 

[Hook] 
We're gonna rag the puck until the buzzer sounds 
You winning ain't allowed , cause EA sports says its in the gaem 
So baby make just like S(ergei)-Fed and don't let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh 
Say suck it , before you up and rage quit 
Life's too short to not glitch for goals 
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch) yeah 

[Verse 2] 
Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it 
Jerseys pressed, Nike skates crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain't 
That pretty play or goal that made 'em just faint 
Plus I showed up with a glitch fresher than wet paint 
So if cheating is a chess game, check mate 
But ref, this guy is cheatin', made a clean hit, (get in the box), bang-bang 
Yessiree coach, I was thinkin' the same thang 
So come get on this Kid's nerves,and rag on the puck, dang-dang 
Pow-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow 
Got your goalie blowing up a valve, valve-valve 
Ain't slowing down til you, throw in the towel, towel-towel 
Real hockey?, I don't know how, huh-huh, how-how 
At least I know that I don't know 
Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel cheated 
Hope so, now ho... 

[Bridge] 
Lace your skates up, get your stick down 
(Lets glitch) all night long 
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out 
(Lets Glitch) all night long 

[Hook 2] 
We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds 
You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem 
So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh 
Say suck it before you up ang rage quit 
lifes to short to not glitch for goals 
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals 

[Scratch] 

[Verse 3] 
They say that glitching is powerful as learning how to score real goals 
All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that zamboni 
With the ugly dreads and black skin 
Rammer, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low 
Far as playin with skill though, that's the past 
But I done did enough cheating to knock bettman into tomorrow 
And team, you want me to pass the puck? hell no! 
But I am trying to find a way to glitch us a goal (Glitch Goal) 
Oh, cuz I would rather be a 
Glitcher with a potty mouth, cuz yo the leaderboards matter 
glitch goals and Cross-crease is all i know 
Kid you're fixing to get your record broke 
Don't be absurd man, aint winnin baby 
I ain't let anybody win since the great one, unless you're a crosby 
Word kid, word man you heard, but don't get discouraged yet 
This is your game, unless u actually wanna play hockey 

[Bridge] 
Lace your skates up, get your stick down 
(Lets glitch) all night long 
Grow your dreds out, or you can get out 
(Lets Glitch) all night long 

[Hook 2] 
We're gonna skate around until the buzzer sounds 
You winnin ain't allowed cuz EA says it's in the gaem 
So crank the hits up like crazy and dont let the puck go, let the puck go-oh-oh 
Say suck it before you up ang rage quit 
lifes to short to not glitch for goals 
So everybody, everybody (Lets Glitch!) Get your goals


Lets go RED WINGS!!!


#2 HadThomasVokounOnFortSt

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Posted 28 November 2013 - 10:32 PM

You have way to much time on you're hands, just kidding. ;)

 

Nice work though! Love Eminem.


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