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Little Caesar's Naming Rights Contract

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10 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

 “I'm just here laying here on my the Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Chaise with my dog, illegally streaming your s***ty Red Wings product Mr Illitch. Can I have equally s***ty pizza now please?" 

Something like this? 

 

Not if you're Canadian

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27 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

 “I'm just here laying here on my the Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Chaise with my dog, illegally streaming your s***ty Red Wings product Mr Illitch. Can I have equally s***ty pizza now please?" 

Something like this? 

 

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"The Red Wings are on" he thought. "And I haven't had a conveniently hot-n-ready pizza at an affordable price in almost 2 days". The cool beer-stained cushions of the sofa in his Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Room felt good against his bare ass. "I LOVE BUDGET PIZZA" he thought. Don't Stop Believing echoed from the illegal stream playing on his laptop, shaking his entire lap even as the $6 wine circulated through his powerfully clogged veins, washing away his merited fear of the Red Wings being embarrassed on home ice yet again. "With these Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Room pizza deals I'll be able to afford child support this month" he said to himself out loud.

 

Something like that

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1 hour ago, Gniwder said:

fat-man-eating-pizza-using-tv-remote-unh

"The Red Wings are on" he thought. "And I haven't had a conveniently hot-n-ready pizza at an affordable price in almost 2 days". The cool beer-stained cushions of the sofa in his Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Room felt good against his bare ass. "I LOVE BUDGET PIZZA" he thought. Don't Stop Believing echoed from the illegal stream playing on his laptop, shaking his entire lap even as the $6 wine circulated through his powerfully clogged veins, washing away his merited fear of the Red Wings being embarrassed on home ice yet again. "With these Little Caesars® NHL® Hockey Room pizza deals I'll be able to afford child support this month" he said to himself out loud.

 

Something like that

Rangers should pay that guy to swallow Tom Wilson with that innie. 

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