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So when my roommate said she'd do the dishes on Monday what she really meant was she wasn't going to do anything except add to the mess and now it's Wednesday? <_< I need to learn to speak "roommate."

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I just encountered the stupidest bird (besides the ducks o'course)... I was on my way home from work and I was on the right side of the road like I am sposed to, when I see a morning dove in the middle of my lane. Well, I keep driving because any normal creature moves when something larger is coming at them. Not this bird. I keep driving and get right on top of it, but I can't swerve because there is a semi in the other lane. I am going like 50 MPH so I really do not have time to slam on the brakes. Well, I figured if I can't swerve, the best chance for this bird is to make sure it misses the wheels. So I center myself and inevitably run over the top of it just to hear a "thud" as it finally started to fly as my car was on top of it. I look in my rear view mirror and all I see is feathers. What a moronic bird. I think it might have been related to a duck though ;)

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I'm walking out of this library in bare feet, into warm weather, and a starry night sky.

Seriously, I'm thinking if I get married, it must be in Hawaii. Or somewhere likewise great. I want this great all-expansive beauty that is... Michigan, but in -summer-.

This place sucks so bad in any other season.

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I'm walking out of this library in bare feet, into warm weather, and a starry night sky.

Seriously, I'm thinking if I get married, it must be in Hawaii. Or somewhere likewise great. I want this great all-expansive beauty that is... Michigan, but in -summer-.

This place sucks so bad in any other season.

DORK ALERT!!!

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DORK ALERT!!!

Rabs, we're having a boxing match sometime. :boxing: We'll spot a concert, then we'll hit a Philadelphia boxing gym and duke it out.

Winner gets to have a free pass to One (1) Heroes of Hockeytown's Mom's cooked dinners.

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Rabs, we're having a boxing match sometime. :boxing: We'll spot a concert, then we'll hit a Philadelphia boxing gym and duke it out.

Winner gets to have a free pass to One (1) Heroes of Hockeytown's Mom's cooked dinners.

Bring it. :boxing: That dinner is as good as mine.

Edited by HenrikRules40

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Here's the thing that will sour any possible win of yours: even if you earn her fine cooking (ask H!), she will never love you enough to cook for you the best food that only her family (and somewhat me) know. She loves me, because all Moms love me.

So it's like you may have your man's heart wherever he is, but it'll always be overshadowed by the fact that he loves another woman. <_< Am I devious or what?

(..here's something to take the edge off though --

)

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Here's the thing that will sour any possible win of yours: even if you earn her fine cooking (ask H!), she will never love you enough to cook for you the best food that only her family (and somewhat me) know. She loves me, because all Moms love me.

So it's like you may have your man's heart wherever he is, but it'll always be overshadowed by the fact that he loves another woman. <_< Am I devious or what?

(..here's something to take the edge off though --

)

Why do you want me to cry?

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Why do you want me to cry?

I think it's because I'm jealous of you and H's mom eating dinner together.

It takes over my brain and assaults my good intentions. :P

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Naaaa , It's because it makes people laugh when your in pain. :angry: Well thats what everybody else does when I hit mine and it happens alot . :lol:

Oh i see.....well i've never laughed at you so that's a plus i suppose..........

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I've never done that before , but I've fallen asleep posting on here before . :blush:

Not that I'm saying that you guy's are boring or anything. :P:lol:

I did that once. It was a late night game, and I was posting in the GDT. I woke up around 3AM - the game was over, and we won!!

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