If each Wing had their own store....

[Yzermania19 1]

LOL!! These are great!

Stevie's Weavies - hand-woven home textiles

Lilja's Lilies - florist shop

Dom's Bungee Jumping Supplies

Mickey Redmond's Ginger Ale

[Guest Crymson]

A while back, my friend and I came up with a funny store name for each Wing if they had one, just like Dom has his Dominator clothing line. Here's a few we came up with -

McCarty's Farties - Party supplies and gags

Babcock's Bubbles - Toddler toys and other gifts

Draper's Drapes - Fine home furnishings

Manny's Legace's - Great captured moments in sports

Ozzie's Magic Shack - Magic trick supplies and other fine wizardry

Cujo's Collar's - Dog supply supercenter

Brett's Hulls - Yacht renting

Maltby's Malts - Ice cream and other desserts

Add some more if you can think of any!

Fat Lang's cheeseburger stand.

Edited May 25, 2007 by Crymson

[HenrikRules40 14]

Fat Lang's cheeseburger stand.

Stand? No way. I'd say sit...maybe lay down.

[BeeRYCE 2]

How about lounge?

[ifonlyicouldskate 11]

The Bob Probert Rehab Facility

Probbies Probate Court

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

How about lounge?

Langer's Lazy Lounge - Relax, life is short. Why waste effort on meaningless hockey games?

here's another good one: Shanny's Shamrocks - Great Irish collectibles

Few more from round the NHL:

Spezza's Spasm Center - Chairopractic help

Friesen's Freezers

Roli's Rolaids

Jordin's Too too's - Fine dancing and ballerina outfits

Ricci's Beauty Salon

[KronwallCRUNCH 5]

The Robert Lang Energy Conservation Foundation: Why waste?

[dteowner 20]

"Ricci's Beauty Salon"

Classic!

How about something centered on the good old days of the Crapalanche:

Floppa's Scuba Shop (More Dives than Jacques Cousteau!)

Joe's Sack Itch Powder

Le-Pew's Turtle Shoppe

Sugar Frosted Blakes

Adam's Foote Cream

Roy's Statue of Liberty Emporium

Bourque's Riggers (We'll Hang Anything in the Rafters!)

[Guest ZDH]

A while back, my friend and I came up with a funny store name for each Wing if they had one, just like Dom has his Dominator clothing line. Here's a few we came up with -

McCarty's Farties - Party supplies and gags

Babcock's Bubbles - Toddler toys and other gifts

Draper's Drapes - Fine home furnishings

Manny's Legace's - Great captured moments in sports

Ozzie's Magic Shack - Magic trick supplies and other fine wizardry

Cujo's Collar's - Dog supply supercenter

Brett's Hulls - Yacht renting

Maltby's Malts - Ice cream and other desserts

Add some more if you can think of any!

Oh this sounds like fun!

Z's All Night HANKY PANKY HOUSE. First 40 pay no cover charge. After that it's $4.04 per person!

Dats Right Donuts! Deke your best friend into buying a dozen Datsyukian donuts!

Homer's Demolition Derby...Have a car you want to wreck? Just go to i-96 and screen someone!

FLIP'S FILIPINOS! Looking for an escort? Call 1-800-FLIP-FILIPINOS for all the best Filipino chicks. You'll have a flippin' time right to the finish!

Cleary's Clear Eye for the Straight Guy's Warehouse. "When you just want to be clear about what side of the fence you are on but want to dress properly." It's Clear not *****.

Maltby's Hard Liquor and Hand Grenade Whisky. It goes down smooth but jumps back at ya.

Draper's Curtain Drapes Inc. Fast, speedy service all day and all night.

Franzenstein's Mulehouse. Car break down? No bus or taxi? Just call 1-800-MULE and we will give you your very own road mule! He can take you anywhere any time! Beat him like a rented mule! We offer good rates!

SLINGIN SAMMY'S SANDWICHES...Salami, roast beef or BLT'S! Sammy's got what ya need!

Hudler's Little Midgets...having trouble cleaning those hard to reach areas? Hire Hudler's Little Midgets! They're sneaky, quick and smart! They will do it all! With limited time! Don't be on the short end of the hockey sitck! Call now!

Grigorenko's Russian Fortune Tellers....want to know the future? Have one of these russian ladies tell you! Ask for Olga, Svetlana or Lena! They vill tell you vat it is you vant to know! no? You are vanting a pony? Vy are you vanting da pony? I vant da pony!

Kopecky's International House of Pickles...Want to peck a pair of pickles for tonight's dinner? Just call Kopekcy's aka KIHOP! Once you go to KIHOP, you just can't stop! Just as Tomas Kopecky. "I LIKE TO PECK MY PICKLES!"

Nicky's Nickyturtles....are you bored of your slow moving turtle? Does he lack the pizazz to entertain you? Well just shell out some cash and come here! These turltes are on the ball! Alert! Energetic! And they never tire! Cowabunga folks! Call 1-800-555-5555 now for your free Nickyturtles! Call now and get your free Claude Lemieux shell shock and Darren McCarty autographed poster!

Schneider's Red Hot Weiners...Did your dman make a boneheaded play? Did you call him a weiner? Well feel better before, during and after the game at Schneider's Red Hot Weiners. You won't want to eat there for a 1 timer, oh no you will want to come back for more! And more! More? Yes more!

Kroners Stoners...are you addicted to legal drugs? Or non legal drugs? But cannot afford them? Well you have found the right place. We offer many types of untested drugs. Like squirrel dung and slug sperm.

Markov's Spark Plugs. When you need a charge to get your car going. When you blow a fuse in the basement. When your annoying aunt won't shut the hell up and you need to silence her. Markov's spark plugs will git er done. Holla at yo Danny Boy.

Chelly's Jelly...you've heard of Cheli's Chili. Now it's Chelly's Jelly. Tired of sunscreen? Well here is a cheaper alternative! Run this once and you will feel 20 years younger! Do not look directly into the sun, or away from the sun or even say the word sun may cause severe blindness, deafness or any other things we are not liable for.

Lebda's Lube Shop...when you need a quick oil change on the fly, Lebda's Lube Shop is the guy! We're new! Fast! And we're dirt cheap! Call now!

Lilja's Lil Shop of Horrors. Need a scary costume for Halloween! Or do you like to dress in goth? We do alot of things for alot of people! And we also offer Swedish dancing lessons!

Dom's Dominatrix of Pain...Ve are very dangerous of vat vee do here. If you are into extreme things den vee suggest you call us vite now! Don't tell anyvun you call us! Ve will get you! Oh yes VEE VILL! MMMWWHHHAAAAAA

Ozzie's NHL CENTRE ICE....Miss that shot from the centre ice line that somehow went in? Does your local satellite or cable provider rip you off? OZZIE will give you 30% off any provider! HE will save the day! Back you up! As God is your witness, you will never go hockeyless again!

Edited May 25, 2007 by ZDH

[Bad Vlad Forever 1]

Probably already been said but....

ZetterBurgers (burgers with russian dressing and cabbage in lieu of lettuce)

DrapeHer's Adult Lingerie and Toy store

ZetterBurger's

DatsSick Skate and Snowboards

Cheli's Chill Headshop

Bertuzzi's Jaccuzi's

Oh yeah, there it is

*kicks rocks*

[Systemfel 33]

LMAO at ZDH's post. Great Dom impression.

Edited May 25, 2007 by Systemfel

[HuntsVegas Baby 0]

Lindros' Vision Center

P Roy's Dildo Shop

And not a shop but The Annual Eddie Belfour's Fraternal Order of Police Fundraiser.

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

The obvious one that no one has posted yet:

Datsyuk: Dats' Soup

[Winged Scooter 0]

Holmer's Homes Real Estate Group.

"When you just feel like parking your butt somewhere, with no intention of moving!"

[HenrikRules40 14]

Z's All Night HANKY PANKY HOUSE. First 40 pay no cover charge. After that it's $4.04 per person!

I'd go!

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

What about -

The Pronger Coat Factory - For those who let a little cold spoil everything

Heatly's Traffic School

Avery's Anger Management Center

Cheechoo's Model Trains

McClennan's Lumberjack Service

The Sergei Fedorov Bank

Edited May 25, 2007 by Hockeytown0001

[Lou_Siffer 1]

Hmmm lets see...

Lang's Doos (salon) SLOGAN - Look so fine (get it?)

Holmstrom's Big Screen TVs

Kronwall's Medical Surplus Store (crutches, wheelchairs, etc)

Fillupulla (Gas station)

Moen's Lawn Care

Heatley's Heating and Cooling

Tal-Mart (big and tall shop co-owned by Chara and Boogaard)

Rolloson's Bakery

Hinote singing academy

Erik Cole- uhhhhh.....how bout Cole's?

and last but not least my personal favorite....

Boot Land

Im a little rusty!

[Lou_Siffer 1]

Alfred and son - a junkyard...what else!

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

Sabadka's Seafood

[RedRockit 0]

Stanley's Cup o' Joe -- fine vintage coffees from '97, '98, and '02. Senior citizens, ask for our special Greek-style coffee, the Cheli, or our decaf, the Dom (decaf only served when the barista is bored). Fight Nights on the 26th-- Red-Hot Wings, Turtle Soup, and Paddy Melts will be served.

Looking for something to set your next party apart from the rest? Look no further than Al's House of Octopi for your freshly iced octopus appetizer.

Mike Ilitch's Little Caesar's Pizza... never mind, it's been done.

[edited to say, darnit, HT0001, you beat me to it]

Edited May 27, 2007 by RedRockit

[55fan 5,133]

Maybe Zetterberg and Holmstrom could spend the summer hanging out at Twins' games selling Homer Hankies.

[Kass 7]

Samuelsson's Bar: When you just need to take alot of shots.

[DaKineMaui 8]

"Attorney Gary Bettman's House of Euclidean Geometry and Quantum Indeterminacy - I Really Don't Know s*** About that Stuff Either"