MSUDoubleJ19 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 As long as words have the combination of "ar" there will be an infinite amount of pirate jokes. What did the pirate major in at college? Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrketing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 oh right, because gas is so cheap and its not like I have work or anything I can't let it air dry....it is too thick. If I let it air dry it will honestly take until about 8 o'clock to be dry ye should just hang out on th' deck to get ye air dry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 ye should just hang out on th' deck to get ye air dry too late. Just spent the last ten mins blow drying it....its still damp but oh well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) too late. Just spent the last ten mins blow drying it....its still damp but oh well What's be th's blow drying that ye be talkin aboot lass....ye be got th's pirate confused. Edited June 18, 2007 by glasgowcelticwing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 What's be th's blow drying that ye be talkin aboot lass....ye be got th's pirate confused. hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 hair. Shutty ye blind pirate ye .... ...I's be meanin wit is th's Blow drying thingy that th' lass be taalkin aboot. remember's and ye be keepin shutty ye... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 What's be th's blow drying that ye be talkin aboot lass....ye be got th's pirate confused. arrr it be a new technology I be stealin' from th' enemy! hair. I dont even wanna know where your mind is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 arrr it be a new technology I be stealin' from th' enemy! Ye be a good pirate lass I's be likin your way's of thinkin......Arrrgghh!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 18, 2007 All right, why is it when people are clay pigeon shooting (disk shooting), people yell pull? Why don't they just say, "Throw the damn disks?" I'm not seeing the pull!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 (edited) All right, why is it when people are clay pigeon shooting (disk shooting), people yell pull? Why don't they just say, "Throw the damn disks?" I'm not seeing the pull!!!! Thar be a string that ye pull to release the lever... Thar be ye pull. Edited June 19, 2007 by OsGOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Ewwww.......I's be meanin Arggggghhhhh!!!!!!......somebody's went and done the name of poop deck right on top of it.....I's be thinkin that be pretty disguisting.........Aye!!!!!!!!!! ...Th' Cap'n he don't be likin that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 19, 2007 Do people wear underwear in Heaven? What about Hell? Purgatory? Has anybody besides me ever hosted a midget party? *shrugs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 20, 2007 And why the hell don't stock car drivers ever turn right on purpose? Show some creativity damn it, this constant left-turning bulls**t is boring! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chelios4eva 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2007 Well talking about pirates, I was at school with my friend and told him a ton of corny pirate jokes what does a pirate drive? A carrrrrr why couldn't a pirate see the movie/? It was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and so on... My friend being the nitwit he is, thought he was unbelievably clever, and was like "ok ok ok, i got one, listen to this, its great.... What kinda cell phone did the pirate get? A razerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 21, 2007 (edited) Well talking about pirates, I was at school with my friend and told him a ton of corny pirate jokes what does a pirate drive? A carrrrrr why couldn't a pirate see the movie/? It was rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and so on... My friend being the nitwit he is, thought he was unbelievably clever, and was like "ok ok ok, i got one, listen to this, its great.... What kinda cell phone did the pirate get? A razerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. ahahah arrr! that be th' phone that i gots. hardy har har har Edited June 21, 2007 by puckhog419 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 Do people wear underwear in Heaven? What about Hell? Purgatory? Has anybody besides me ever hosted a midget party? *shrugs* Arrr, hea'en... I am sure they do, some people just shouldn't be see naked, but be still good enough t' get int' hea'en. As for hell, the exact opposite o' Hea'en... it would be punishment t' have t' look at e'eryone naked all the time. Aye. Ewwww.......I's be meanin Arggggghhhhh!!!!!!......somebody's went and done the name of poop deck right on top of it.....I's be thinkin that be pretty disguisting.........Aye!!!!!!!!!! ...Th' Cap'n he don't be likin that. Aye, me am 'ery glad you cleaned that up before Me stepped in it. Come on people, the poop desk be not whar you drop off the kids, gar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) Arrr, hea'en... I am sure they do, some people just shouldn't be see naked, but be still good enough t' get int' hea'en. As for hell, the exact opposite o' Hea'en... it would be punishment t' have t' look at e'eryone naked all the time. Aye. Aye, me am 'ery glad you cleaned that up before Me stepped in it. Come on people, the poop desk be not whar you drop off the kids, gar! I's be not needin tae clean it up Cap'n . Mate Marc came oot o' th' crows nest stepped in it slipped and then slid intae lass lizz who be workin th' saily thingy's and they both slid right off th' ship......Aye!!!!!.... ..........they be Ok though we's be helpin them oot o' th' sea..........argghhh! ! ! ! Edited June 22, 2007 by glasgowcelticwing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 I's be not needin tae clean it up Cap'n . Mate Marc came oot o' th' crows nest stepped in it slipped and then slid intae lass lizz who be workin th' saily thingy's and they both slid right off th' ship......Aye!!!!!.... ..........they be Ok though we's be helpin them oot o' th' sea..........argghhh! ! ! ! arrrrrr, good thing I been stealin' tha' blow drying technology from th' enemy! Although I better nah have gotten any o' that stuff on me when he be slidin' into me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 arrrrrr, good thing I been stealin' tha' blow drying technology from th' enemy! Although I better nah have gotten any o' that stuff on me when he be slidin' into me I's not be sure lass ....I's thinkin that someone be havin it on them though .....either that or someone has been droppin the stinky bums....I's mean bombs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 I's not be sure lass ....I's thinkin that someone be havin it on them though .....either that or someone has been droppin the stinky bums....I's mean bombs. arrrr lets just be sayin' tha' Marc be th' one tha' be havin' it on him! An' he just nah be knowin' seein' as he can't be seein' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 arrrr lets just be sayin' tha' Marc be th' one tha' be havin' it on him! An' he just nah be knowin' seein' as he can't be seein' I's be thinkin it's be a good thing he's in th' crows nest gettin some fresh air then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 I's be thinkin it's be a good thing he's in th' crows nest gettin some fresh air then. aye! I be hopin' tha' his brail computer will nah let him read this later! I dont want him t' be knowin' tha' we knew th' whole time tha' it be him smellin' up th' ship! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 22, 2007 aye! I be hopin' tha' his brail computer will nah let him read this later! I dont want him t' be knowin' tha' we knew th' whole time tha' it be him smellin' up th' ship! Occhhh aye!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2007 Occhhh aye!!!!! arrrrrr! i guess tha' be th' smell tha' be following me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 23, 2007 arrrrrr! i guess tha' be th' smell tha' be following me Think positive aboot th' smell lad ...at least ye didnae loose anythin else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
