MSUDoubleJ19 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2007 I feel the need to tell a story. When I was subbing at the beginning of this year, I regularly subbed in a kindergarten classroom. There was a student, I'll call him K, who was obsessed with pirates. My first indication of this was when they were doing their journals and I heard the parapro say "Ok, K, can we draw something other than a pirate today? Maybe something you did on the playground this morning?" To which K replied "Can I pretend I saw a pirate on the playground this morning?" Another day, they were playing and he took off his Lions jersey (he had a Tshirt under it) and filled it with the fake jewerly and held it in a bundle and came to me and said "Arr, they're trying to get our booty!" Another time he wanted to show me something, but I told him to wait till we got to the classroom. He asked again and tried to show me but I told him no again to which he replied "Arrrr" He also believed that in order to turn anything priate, you needed to add a bandana to it's head. I learned this before Christmas when he showed me a drawing of Santa, then proceeded to draw a bandana on Santa's head and the proudly stated "Now he's pirate!" Apparently it's been a serious issue with K. Last year he showed up for school picture day dressed in full pirate garb. Eye patch and all. I hope you all enjoyed story time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 6, 2007 I feel the need to tell a story. When I was subbing at the beginning of this year, I regularly subbed in a kindergarten classroom. There was a student, I'll call him K, who was obsessed with pirates. My first indication of this was when they were doing their journals and I heard the parapro say "Ok, K, can we draw something other than a pirate today? Maybe something you did on the playground this morning?" To which K replied "Can I pretend I saw a pirate on the playground this morning?" Another day, they were playing and he took off his Lions jersey (he had a Tshirt under it) and filled it with the fake jewerly and held it in a bundle and came to me and said "Arr, they're trying to get our booty!" Another time he wanted to show me something, but I told him to wait till we got to the classroom. He asked again and tried to show me but I told him no again to which he replied "Arrrr" He also believed that in order to turn anything priate, you needed to add a bandana to it's head. I learned this before Christmas when he showed me a drawing of Santa, then proceeded to draw a bandana on Santa's head and the proudly stated "Now he's pirate!" Apparently it's been a serious issue with K. Last year he showed up for school picture day dressed in full pirate garb. Eye patch and all. I hope you all enjoyed story time. that would be the best school picture ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Where are the real pirates? Greenville, NC (East Carolina Pirates) or Pittsburgh? Who is the freakiest? Rupal, Michael Jackson, or Big *** Al? Do people wear underwear in heaven? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Where are the real pirates? Greenville, NC (East Carolina Pirates) or Pittsburgh? Who is the freakiest? Rupal, Michael Jackson, or Big *** Al? Do people wear underwear in heaven? 1. pittsburg because they really suck 2.big *** al for sure 3.no, because angels do not have private parts. (like in dogma) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 I feel the need to tell a story. When I was subbing at the beginning of this year, I regularly subbed in a kindergarten classroom. There was a student, I'll call him K, who was obsessed with pirates. My first indication of this was when they were doing their journals and I heard the parapro say "Ok, K, can we draw something other than a pirate today? Maybe something you did on the playground this morning?" To which K replied "Can I pretend I saw a pirate on the playground this morning?" Another day, they were playing and he took off his Lions jersey (he had a Tshirt under it) and filled it with the fake jewerly and held it in a bundle and came to me and said "Arr, they're trying to get our booty!" Another time he wanted to show me something, but I told him to wait till we got to the classroom. He asked again and tried to show me but I told him no again to which he replied "Arrrr" He also believed that in order to turn anything priate, you needed to add a bandana to it's head. I learned this before Christmas when he showed me a drawing of Santa, then proceeded to draw a bandana on Santa's head and the proudly stated "Now he's pirate!" Apparently it's been a serious issue with K. Last year he showed up for school picture day dressed in full pirate garb. Eye patch and all. I hope you all enjoyed story time. That's an awesome story. I'm waiting for Glas and OsGod to show up to work in pirate garb. Everyone is going to be like . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) Aye, a bandana be one o' th' first thin's ye needs t' 'ave t' be a pirate. Th' most important thin' though be th' accent. if ye don't 'ave a accent ye be nah a pirate but a landlubber. Th' next item ye needs be me polly. He be yer support, if he does nah believe wha' ye be doin' be right he will nah concur 'n ye must nah disobey. aye, I 'ave given away a big secret. Me polly determins who will die 'n who will live fer another day. I 'ave t' ask though wha' was so wrong wit' th' young lad wearin' a pirate t' th' school picture... Doesn't everyone who be a pirate? Does that young lad wants t' join me crew! We always 'ave cabin fer someone t' scrub th' decks as they get more used t' sailin' on th' high seas. We also needs someone t' watch th' ship as rob 'n hornswaggle th' local towns scallywags. Edited June 7, 2007 by OsGOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) Arrr, one a more serious note... Why is that wench Paris Hilton allowed t' walk away from her jail time. I hope that one o' my crew will go and deliver the Black Spot Edited June 7, 2007 by OsGOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Yeah, I read that, but I didn't see why she got out so soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 what part of th' waters she'd be at cap'n? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Yeah, I read that, but I didn't see why she got out so soon. She said she had a medical condition. I only can hope it be a condition which causes one to visit Davey Jones' Locker what part of th' waters she'd be at cap'n? Ahoy, tonight we set sail for the west coast. By tomorrow she will be pillaged for what li'l booty thar may be <-- i am thinkin' that doesn't sound like what I meant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 She said she had a medical condition. I only can hope it be a condition which causes one to visit Davey Jones' Locker Ahoy, tonight we set sail for the west coast. By tomorrow she will be pillaged for what li'l booty thar may be <-- i am thinkin' that doesn't sound like what I meant. aye, th' west coast we set our sail t'. no sure what ye be speaking of cap'n but ok arrrrr! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 aye, th' west coast we set our sail t'. no sure what ye be speaking of cap'n but ok arrrrr! Ahoy, i meant we condemn her t' be marooned on the next patch o' desolate hell we see' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 I was hoping for a round of yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me yer wish be me command lasse Pirates from all around th' sea, gather and sing our shanty! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 yer wish be me command lasse Pirates from all around th' sea, gather and sing our shanty! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. aye, like music t' me's ears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Arrr, one a more serious note... Why is that wench Paris Hilton allowed t' walk away from her jail time. I hope that one o' my crew will go and deliver the Black Spot Cap'n, I's be honoured to deliver the black spot to that misserable wench for ye, Yaaaaaarrrr!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 The best pirate song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 The best pirate song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU arrrrrrr! me be thankin' ye now me got th' lil matey dancing like a pirate. arrrrrrrrr! since we be sailin' t' th' west coast, me wants t' take th' one they call Pronger down t' Davey Jone's locker. we mus' steal back th' Cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Aye! We would not be true barnacle-covered pirates if we did not at least attempt to hornswaggle th' booty. I be knowin' that me rum tastes better out o' that cup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 The best pirate song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU aye, tha' be one fancy dancin' pirate! Me be sittin' here thinkin' an' me be realizin' me High School mascot was no other than a Pirate!! (well, we be callin' him the Grand Haven Buccaneers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) Ahoy, i have t' ask, is it wrong that Me am laughin' my booty off at this story? Aye, me parrot #3 concurs. Wheelchair-bound man stuck to semi goes for wild ride http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...rticle_comments Edited June 7, 2007 by OsGOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Ahoy, i have t' ask, is it wrong that Me am laughin' my booty off at this story? Aye, me parrot #3 concurs. Wheelchair-bound man stuck to semi goes for wild ride http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article...rticle_comments aye, me chuckeled a bit at the lad. he'd be worry 'bout his soda pop. he'd a good sport Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Seeing that the Cap'n's not here .I's thaught I's be better off check to see if all you's scallywags not be gettin drunk's on the Cap'n's Rum . Arrgghhh!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Seeing that the Cap'n's not here .I's thaught I's be better off check to see if all you's scallywags not be gettin drunk's on the Cap'n's Rum . Arrgghhh!!!!!!!! arrrrrrr! me brings me own grog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 arrrrrrr! me brings me own grog Yarr, Ye be's a good lad , for one with no eye's!!!!!!! Now get's your backside in the crows nest!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
