Flip-check 6 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 I'm tired...and I want pancakes...how is that for random... I want pancakes now too... but I want BACON even more The idea of that Denny's in Novi is both frightening and comforting at this late an hour, mwahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 (edited) I want pancakes now too... but I want BACON even more The idea of that Denny's in Novi is both frightening and comforting at this late an hour, mwahahahaha Let's go!!! PS. We must be neighbors Edited July 5, 2007 by Offsides Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 hey are ye hittin' on me wife? Avast ye! Ye be in th' pirate realm on this side.... Disarm yer cutlass or it be swabbing th' deck wit yer face! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Let's go!!! PS. We must be neighbors We're almost-neighbors.. I live 20 mins west of you folks. Where the forests are aplenty! Mmm... I bet their parking lot is full right now, as always... hey are ye hittin' on me wife? Avast ye! Ye be in th' pirate realm on this side.... Disarm yer cutlass or it be swabbing th' deck wit yer face! BWAHAHAA, found out! Offsides, uh... distract your uh first mate! HEY LOOK CAP'N! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 We're almost-neighbors.. I live 20 mins west of you folks. Where the forests are aplenty! Mmm... I bet their parking lot is full right now, as always... ye be a stalker? Actually ye be 'n Howell or Brighton? BWAHAHAA, found out! Offsides, uh... distract your uh first mate! HEY LOOK CAP'N! Aye... I have me mates keepin' an eye on yer movements... some mates do nah have eye's but they still hear ye whar ye be goin'.... Tonight I be t' tired t' fight.... enjoy yer grub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 We're almost-neighbors.. I live 20 mins west of you folks. Where the forests are aplenty! Mmm... I bet their parking lot is full right now, as always... BWAHAHAA, found out! Offsides, uh... distract your uh first mate! HEY LOOK CAP'N! Mmm, now I do wanna go...lol...I am about to go to bed though...so no pancakes for me! My first mate? haha, I am confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flip-check 6 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Mmm, now I do wanna go...lol...I am about to go to bed though...so no pancakes for me! My first mate? haha, I am confused. It was either that or 'hubby', but yeah it's not the correct ship terminology--or maybe it is if you wear the pants on the Jen/Brandon ship... g'night! some mates do nah have eye's but they still hear ye whar ye be goin'.... Tonight I be t' tired t' fight.... enjoy yer grub hahaha, thanks Brandon. Brighton it is, but perhaps I shouldn't divulge those details... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 I could be your favorite stalker, Flip...lol. Hmm, weird. I'm not sure who wears the pants, but I'm wearing a skirt right now, and soon it'll be PJ's! haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Why do some women wear 2-piece bathing suits when they shouldn't wear them, and why do some men wear bathing suits/Speedos/are shirtless when they shouldn't be (although I don't have much room to talk )? How can Superman and Neo move faster than the speed of light when they are human and humans usually get tired and huff and puff after running 15 feet? Why do they call it the Bullet Train when a train is not shaped like a bullet and there probably aren't any bullets in the bullet train? Why do people talk about "stuff"? What is "stuff"? Where did "stuff" come from? Who has "stuff"? How did "stuff" get invented? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Why do some women wear 2-piece bathing suits when they shouldn't wear them, and why do some men wear bathing suits/Speedos/are shirtless when they shouldn't be (although I don't have much room to talk )? That is one of the great mysteries of the world. And I'm not a fan of Speedos on guys....any guys....nope. How can Superman and Neo move faster than the speed of light when they are human and humans usually get tired and huff and puff after running 15 feet? Superman is NOT human....duh. And Neo is the chosen one. If you could think like Neo...you could jump from building to building too. Why do they call it the Bullet Train when a train is not shaped like a bullet and there probably aren't any bullets in the bullet train? They're made of recycled bullets. Why do people talk about "stuff"? What is "stuff"? Where did "stuff" come from? Who has "stuff"? How did "stuff" get invented? If you don't know about stuff, I can't be the one to tell you.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 That is one of the great mysteries of the world. And I'm not a fan of Speedos on guys....any guys....nope. Superman is NOT human....duh. And Neo is the chosen one. If you could think like Neo...you could jump from building to building too. They're made of recycled bullets. If you don't know about stuff, I can't be the one to tell you.... is that really true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Why is it that everything that happens because of lightning usually ends up bad? Why can't somebody get super-human powers from lightning or something? Why are small Volkswagen cars called "Bugs" or "Beetles" when they look nothing like bugs or beetles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amberlynn25 9 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Why are small Volkswagen cars called "Bugs" or "Beetles" when they look nothing like bugs or beetles? cuz they are small like bugs??? i dunno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Why don't more people pee in an ocean or large body of water? Why don't more people skinny dip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted July 5, 2007 Why don't more people pee in an ocean or large body of water? Why don't more people skinny dip? Whos be sayin' they do nah... on both accounts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 Why don't more people pee in an ocean or large body of water? Why don't more people skinny dip? i know i do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 Why don't more people skinny dip? because it would be the same people who dont need to be wearing two peices and speedos that would do it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 And on that note, why are there nudist beaches, and why are they legal, when most of the people that do that stuff are just so damn ugly? *shrugs* Why are people like me so weird? Why does Ernie always give Bert such a hard time, and why does Bert never smile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Offsides 21 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 And on that note, why are there nudist beaches, and why are they legal, when most of the people that do that stuff are just so damn ugly? No one is really ugly....that's why Why are people like me so weird? Too many drugs...lol Why does Ernie always give Bert such a hard time Because Bert is pedantic and it's fun and why does Bert never smile? Because he's a puppet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 (edited) Because he's a puppet I guess that is the nice way of what I was going to say... because he be having a hand shoved up his ass all day and all night. Edited July 6, 2007 by OsGOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted July 6, 2007 I guess that is the nice way of what I was going to say... because he be having a hand shoved up his ass all day and all night. :rotflmao: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 7, 2007 (edited) I guess that is the nice way of what I was going to say... because he be having a hand shoved up his ass all day and all night. All of a sudden, my hand smells really bad now. Here's something else I don't get. At sporting events, instead of yelling that the player sucks, why doesn't a fan instead yell, "MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!" I think that would be more entertaining and less predictable. Too many drugs...lol I've been taking too much Pepto Bismol lately I think. In addition, why do they call it breakdancing when the objective of breakdancing doesn't involve breaking anything? Edited July 7, 2007 by SouthernWingsFan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted July 7, 2007 (edited) Here's something else I don't get. At sporting events, instead of yelling that the player sucks, why doesn't a fan instead yell, "MY LIFE SUCKS!!!!!!" I think that would be more entertaining and less predictable. During Fights I yell BREAK HIS HEAD... Made it very fun when Bert did get into scuffles at the joe LoL Edited July 7, 2007 by OsGOD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted July 7, 2007 i once went to a blackhawk's game where this drunk guy kept yelling stupid things such as: 1) take off your skate and stab him 2) take off your skirt when you play hockey 3) bud light is for pu$$!#$ it was clear that this guy was gone because it was only the 1st period. but i guess that is when you hit rock bottom because you are a blackhawks fan and they obviously were not playing to the point where you wanted to cheer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 7, 2007 If a boxing champion is undisputed, what's all the fighting about? Why don't more people urinate on an electric fence? Who died to make you king/queen? Why are clowns scary looking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
