Booster313 138 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) FACT: The earliest know record of ice skates were a primative pair found in Sweden at the bottom of a lake believed to be over 3000 years old. THEORY: These were actually Nik Lidstroms first skates given to him by Jesus himself. Edited June 14, 2008 by Booster313 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vincanni 1 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 FACT: Lidstrom is more Norris than Chuck Norris! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Booster313 138 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 FACT: Lidstrom is more Norris than Chuck Norris! Truth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceMunkee 15 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) chuck norris wears a pair of nic lidstrom pajamas Edited June 14, 2008 by IceMunkee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cern 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 Isn't it Kris Draper who should be compared to Chuck Norris? He had the exact same beard, plus he scored a goal using his FACE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Booster313 138 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 Isn't it Kris Draper who should be compared to Chuck Norris? He had the exact same beard, plus he scored a goal using his FACE. Pick a wing...I used Lidstrom in this thread. They ALL could be compared. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WingingIt 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 FACT: The earliest know record of ice skates were a primative pair found in Sweden at the bottom of a lake believed to be over 3000 years old. THEORY: These were actually Nik Lidstroms first skates given to him by Jesus himself. LOL yes! I knew it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluedevils_13 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 FACT: Lidstrom is more Norris than Chuck Norris! This just blew my mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CaliWingsNut Report post Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) Hows this for random... I found out today that I might be working in Chuck Norris' hometown. Not that it's any honor, Torrance, CA isn't exactly paradise. Edited June 14, 2008 by CaliWingsNut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 chuck norris is a knob. nick lidstrom is awesome. no comparison necessary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 Once, after a gigantic bowl of Cheli's chili, Chelios defecated Chuck Norris. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivalred 630 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) Why would Jesus need a pair of ice skates if he could walk on water frozen or in a liquid form? Question is... Which is greater.... Jesus, LiNdstrom, or Chuck? Edit: According to this article the 1st pair of skates were found at the bottom of a lake, but not in Sweden, but Switzerland.... http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bliceskates.htm Edited June 14, 2008 by Rivalred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYags 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 FACT: The earliest know record of ice skates were a primative pair found in Sweden at the bottom of a lake believed to be over 3000 years old. THEORY: These were actually Nik Lidstroms first skates given to him by Jesus himself. Jesus is a myth, fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redwingsfan18 1 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 Jesus is a myth, fact. I'm not going to say a word - except lets not try to start a religious war of words here lol. Believe what you want but lets not even start. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYags 0 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 I'm not going to say a word - except lets not try to start a religious war of words here lol. Believe what you want but lets not even start. Agreed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LivingtheDream Report post Posted June 15, 2008 Perhaps the Jesus walking on water story originated from the earliest form of hockey? Perhaps he was a Swede who came on down to spread the word on the coolest game on Earth? I mean, the fact is everyone living in the middle east at that time was essentially black, yet paintings of Jesus show a long haired blond (sporting a playoff beard at that)! Uh hum! Let's extend this using logic, logic as it is often demonstrated here on these forums. Could "turn the other cheek" and "the meek inherit the Earth" simply be parables for not taking dumb penalties? Think about it people, think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Booster313 138 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 Perhaps the Jesus walking on water story originated from the earliest form of hockey? Perhaps he was a Swede who came on down to spread the word on the coolest game on Earth? I mean, the fact is everyone living in the middle east at that time was essentially black, yet paintings of Jesus show a long haired blond (sporting a playoff beard at that)! Uh hum! Let's extend this using logic, logic as it is often demonstrated here on these forums. Could "turn the other cheek" and "the meek inherit the Earth" simply be parables for not taking dumb penalties? Think about it people, think about it. I Love it!!!! LMAO P.S. Nice Avatar pic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted June 15, 2008 I thought Jesus for sure would play goal? Maybe the parable of the prodigle (sp) son was in reference to when once someone leaves the Red Wings, it ain't so easy out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damaestro119 0 Report post Posted June 16, 2008 Jesus is a myth, fact. Lidstrom is almost "mythical!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
