DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 20, 2009 The person below me has been to a circus lately. Does this house count? TPBM knows a good "yo mamma" joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted April 21, 2009 Does this house count? TPBM knows a good "yo mamma" joke. That was going to be my response. No I don't know any good jokes. TPBM has to treat their spouse like a child, which is just wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted April 21, 2009 Your mama is so fat, that when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. *shrugs* Negative on the last post as well as I am spouseless. The person below me has put their hand in boiling water before. 1 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 21, 2009 I have never put my hand in boiling water before due to the fact that it would hurt. The person below me has/has had braces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 21, 2009 The person below me has/has had braces. Nope. No need. Yet another area in my life where perfection proceeds me. TPBM likes the night life, likes to boogie........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 21, 2009 I am a total night person, but I can't boogie to save my life, not even with my baby in the back row of the movie show. The person below me thinks Boogie Oggie Oggie was a really stupid song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 21, 2009 I am a total night person, but I can't boogie to save my life, not even with my baby in the back row of the movie show. The person below me thinks Boogie Oggie Oggie was a really stupid song. Veto! Excellent tune. *Boogies* *Boogies some more* TPBM can do the Hustle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 I suck at that, I've tried but for some reason just don't have the coordination. TPBM is a procrastinator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 I suck at that, I've tried but for some reason just don't have the coordination. TPBM is a procrastinator. only when it comes to paying bills, but that is because I don't have enough money and have to "rob Peter to pay Paul" sometimes. Where everything else is concerned, I am immediate or ahead of time, always. TPBM uses fabric softener sheets rather than the liquid type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Sheets are just sheets to me, so I don't have a clue. The person below me has rolled down a stairway in a garbage can/container. 1 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 Pah! Like I'd fit into one! The person below me likes egg salad sandwiches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 22, 2009 I suck at that, I've tried but for some reason just don't have the coordination. TPBM is a procrastinator. Yup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Pah! Like I'd fit into one! The person below me likes egg salad sandwiches. not a fan. I do like devilled eggs, however. TPBM is very tired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 not a fan. I do like devilled eggs, however. TPBM is very tired. ridiculously tired. but scott thompson from kith is supposed to be on reno 911 tonight, so i'm staying up. tpbm watches more than an hour of tv a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 ridiculously tired. but scott thompson from kith is supposed to be on reno 911 tonight, so i'm staying up. tpbm watches more than an hour of tv a day. Unless there is a Wings game on, not usually. I watch all Wings games, if I can. TPBM mows their own lawn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 Yep. The person below me has stuck things inside electric sockets before. 1 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 (edited) The person below me has stuck things inside electric sockets before. Besides plugs? Well yeah once. 7-8 years old. Was learning about conductors/resistors thing. 3rd grade-ish? Sitting at the kitchen table. HEY! A screwdriver? AND a socket? Right at table height?? Shocked the F*** outta me. Made a buncha sparks and everything. TPBM is keeping the brother down. Edited April 23, 2009 by DaKineMaui Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 TPBM has to clean house. But I'm sitting here instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 TPBM has to clean house. But I'm sitting here instead. You need to get up and come over here and clean MY house. I am old and tired, and you are young and have nothing better to do, obviously. TPBM loves oatmeal for brekkies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Datsyerberger 279 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 You need to get up and come over here and clean MY house. I am old and tired, and you are young and have nothing better to do, obviously. TPBM loves oatmeal for brekkies. TPBY (henceforth referred to as I/me) does indeed like oatmeal for breakfast and eats it fairly regularly. TPBM knows what rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog. What's great for a snack and fits on your back... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 ts LOG LOG LOG TPBM Thinks coffee is the best thing in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 (edited) TPBM Thinks coffee is the best thing in the morning. The best? Well c'mon. What ever happened to main-lining heroin, or speedballing coke or smoking crystal meth right outta the gate? I guess coffee is 'OK'. TPBM likes vinegar on their fish and chips.....the dark kind. :EDIT: --> Malt vinegar. Edited April 23, 2009 by DaKineMaui Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted April 23, 2009 The best? Well c'mon. What ever happened to main-lining heroin, or speedballing coke or smoking crystal meth right outta the gate? I guess coffee is 'OK'. TPBM likes vinegar on their fish and chips.....the dark kind. :EDIT: --> Malt vinegar. there is something else to have with f&c? Of course, love malt vinegar. TPBM is starving now like me, and wants fish 'n chips. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted April 24, 2009 You need to get up and come over here and clean MY house. I am old and tired, and you are young and have nothing better to do, obviously. I may be younger than you, but I definetly have better things to do than clean my house. But my oldest daughter is making her first communion Saturday and I guess the house should be presentable for guests. Allthough it is just family, so does it really matter? there is something else to have with f&c? Of course, love malt vinegar. TPBM is starving now like me, and wants fish 'n chips. That sure does sound good and it's almost 10pm. I hate late night food cravings. TPBM is so excited the Wings are in Round 2!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 24, 2009 there is something else to have with f&c? Of course, love malt vinegar. TPBM is starving now like me, and wants fish 'n chips. That sure does sound good and it's almost 10pm. I hate late night food cravings. TPBM is so excited the Wings are in Round 2!!! Oh man.....was my post....and now I want some goddamn fish n chips too! GAH! TPBM wants some Fish and Chips! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
