titanium2 867 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Wh... 2250? What is wrong with you people?! At some point these have to flatline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tman77 40 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 DEAD DUCK A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away.' The distressed owner wailed, 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead', he replied. 'How can you be so sure?' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something.' The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.' Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. '£150!' she cried, '£150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!' The vet shrugged.' I'm sorry. If you' d taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Who's calculating the necessary number of posts? Eloise Hawking? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vincanni 1 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Hey guys this is my band, check us out and tell me your opinion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingfan4ever 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 I said it in the 2000 thread, and I'll say it again in this one... Fact: Red Wing fans are the best fans. GO WINGS!!!!! LET'S FINISH THESE DUCKS!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterling 16 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 2250 posts / (16 hours x 60 minutes) = 2.34 posts/minute Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MidMichSteve 1,115 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 DEAD DUCK A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, 'I'm so sorry, your Duck, Cuddles, has passed away.' The distressed owner wailed, 'Are you sure?' 'Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead', he replied. 'How can you be so sure?' she protested. 'I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything! He might just be in a coma or something.' The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, 'I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.' Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. '£150!' she cried, '£150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!' The vet shrugged.' I'm sorry. If you' d taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150.' LMAO, That is truely funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedCeilidh 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Posting. WIN! Posting. WIN! Posting. WIN! etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedatsyukian 7 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 The ocean called, they're running out of shrimp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 That picture will never cease to bring me joy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esteef 2,679 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Holy Mackeral! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms_Hockey 0 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 Time to even this s*** out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stormboy 47 Report post Posted May 11, 2009 haven't been here in a few hours...thought i'd see how things were going. looks like we've expaned from german beer girls to any type of girl doing any various activity. hmm...i see where we go when we get desperate to fill posts. GO WINGS!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
