Since we have Gordie Howe Hat tricks

[betterREDthandead 58]

Patrick Roy hat trick

1. Fight Vernon

2. Fight Ozzie

3. Watch Hasek trip on stick

We could do these all day. A Patrick Roy hat trick is when your son scores a Gordie Howe hat trick and gets suspended for part three.

[Zetterling 16]

Panthers hat trick:

1. Lilja

2. Huselius

3. Tallinder

Panthers hat trick:

1. Claim you will make the playoffs 20 games before the playoffs.

2. Offer 4 games for free if you don't make the playoffs.

3. Don't make the playoffs.

[betterREDthandead 58]

Or, a Patrick Roy hat trick is simply two hat tricks in Game 7.

[ComradeWasabi 109]

Scott Niedermayer hat trick:

1. Skate smoothly

2. Wander around like a nomad on the powerplay

3. Elbow someone in the head

Scotty Bowman hat trick:

1. Russian Five

2. Throw lines in a blender

3. Aaron ******* Ward

Edited May 21, 2009 by ComradeWasabi

[NGKEIB 32]

Surely a Roy hat-trick has to involve the 'Statue of Liberty' somehow...

[Theophany 110]

Johan Franzen hat trick:

1. Dive Goal

2. Chickens*** out of a fight Goal

3. Head injury Goal

LGW.com hat trick (playoffs):

1. Osgood rocks thread

2. X player is awesome and he rocks thread

3. Bawww refs bawww

Best ones in the thread.

[Lovin Jiri Fischer 147]

Patrick Roy Hat Trick

1. Statue of Liberty

2. Ass kicked by Vernon

3. Let in 6 goals in game 7

San Jose Sharks Hat Trick

1. Dominate Western Conference

2. Reserve tee time for Mother's Day

3. "Next year is the year..."

Chris Pronger Hat Trick

1. Elbow to face

2. Get suspended

3. Blame it on physics

Montreal Canadiens Hat Trick

1. Celebrate 100 year anniversary

2. Stuff All Star ballot box

3. Get swept in the first round

Marian Hossa Hat Trick

1. Score tying goal in game 2

2. Have tying goal taken away for no reason

3. Disappear

Robert Lang Hat Trick

1. Lazy and suck

2. Hooking penalty

3. Score tying goal with seconds left

[Heroes of Hockeytown 694]

You guys are way off base with these Bob hatties. Here:

Robert Lang

1. Cure Cancer

2. Fly

3. Game 7 2OT Winner

[Datsyerberger 279]

No no, Lang is:

1. Join Wings

2. Suck on Wings and leave

3. Multi-point games thereafter vs Wings

[WeBleedRed 8]

This honestly is the funniest and best thread I've ever seen here.................

Best 3 below!

Alex Ovechkin Hat Trick

1. Goal

2. Celebrate

3. Make fun of Crosby

Sidney Crosby Hat Trick

1. Goal

2. New NHL commercial

3. ***** about Ovechkin

Montreal Canadiens Hat Trick

1. Celebrate 100 year anniversary

2. Stuff All Star ballot box

3. Get swept in the first round

[Datsyerberger 279]

Alex Semin hat trick:

1. Goal

2. Assist

3. Slap Fight