gcom007 1,465 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 we were born before the wind also younger than the sun ere the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mystic! hark, now hear the sailors cry smell the sea and feel the sky let your soul and spirit fly into the mystic! and when that fog horn blows I will be coming home and when that fog horn blows I want to hear it I dont have to fear it I want to rock your gypsy soul just like way back in the days of old then magnificently we will float into the mystic and when that fog horn blows you know I will be coming home and when thst fog horn whistle blows I got to hear it I dont have to fear it I want to rock your gypsy soul just like way back in the days of old and together we will float into the mystic come on girl... TOO LATE TO STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *horn solo: bah! bah! bah da da da DA DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Seeing as the Wings are so good at sharing their scoring I think they should sign, Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Warren G and Nate Dog to sing on the bench while the other wings are out there doing their thing. They could sing, oh I don't know how about this song: When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back Cause you gave me all your ***** And ya even licked my balls Leave your number on the cabinet And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call Next time I'm feelin kinda horny You can come on over, and I'll break you off And if you can't f***, that day, baby Just lay back, and open your mouth Cause I have never met a girl That I love in the whole wide world Verse Two: Kurupt Well, if Kurupt gave a f*** about a ***** I'd always be broke I'd never have no motherf***in indo to smoke I gets loced and looney, ***** you can't Do Me Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie? I have no love for hoes That's somethin I learned in the pound so how the f*** am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe I know the *****'s mine, I'ma f*** a couple more times And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it Pass it to the homie, now you hit it Cause she ain't nuthin but a ***** to me And y'all know, that ******* ain't s*** to me i gives a f***, why don't y'all pay attention Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch! Chorus: (repeat 4X) It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg Guess who back in the motherf***in house With a fat dick for your motherf***in mouth Hoes recognize, niggaz do too Cuz when ******* get scandolous and pull a voodoo What you gon do? You really don't know So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe Silly of me to fall in love with a ***** Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger How many ******* wanna f*** this ****** named Snoop Doggy, I'm all the above I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it Cause you know I don't love em Verse Four: Warren G Whoa! Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow One for the money, two for the ******* Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches In my Chevy, six-fo' Rag to be exact With ******* on my side, and ******* on back So back up ***** cuz i'm strugglin, so get on your knees and then start jugglin these motherf***in nuts in your mouth It's me, Warren G the ****** with the glock Whoo! Chorus I bet if they did the assist numbers would go through the roof!! Please tell me those aren't seriously songs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sputman 1,268 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 what's a hypoteneuse? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevkrause 1,247 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 what's a hypoteneuse? a hypo-allergenic ten for everyday use Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 what's a hypoteneuse? It's when you're in the upstairs bathroom and you draw a long line between two other lines which form a right angle whilst you're doing your business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gcom007 1,465 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 what's a hypoteneuse? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I believe that it's a large water dwelling mammal. Here's a song about them... I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless Sometimes my rhymes are polite, like Thank you for dinner, Ms. Right That was very delicious Good Night Sometimes they're a scene Like a pornographic dream NC-17 With ladies in a stream of margarine Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Yeah Some Margarine They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely ******* and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Old McDonald had a farm...E I E I O And on that farm was Bob Probert, E I E I O With a left-left here and right-right there Jab-jab-jab, TKO, jab-jab KO haymaker, Old McProbie had a farm...E I E I O And on that farm was Joey Kocur, E I E I O With a KO here and a KO there KO KO KO KO KO f***in' everywhere... ...old McDowney had a farm...E I E I O And on that farm was some of the finest potato crops seen it Ontario, Canada This 215 acre farm has been owned and operated by the Downey family since 1920. The farm is located on Heart Lake Road, North of Brampton, Ontario. About 1987, they opened a roadside corn stand, where the Downey children sold sweet corn so they could buy additional hockey equipment. Soon, they renovated the dairy barn to house a farmer's market, with their own in-house bakery, and today they also house their own award-winning winery. 13682 Heart Lake Road, North of Brampton, Ontario • (905) 838-2990 • info@downeysfarm.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 what's a hypoteneuse? When a guy and a girl love eachother, and they want to express that love to eachother, sometimes the man will pick up his sweetheart in his 1950 corvette and take her to a nice quiet place overlooking the city and engage in a beautiful yet mature conversation of the kinematics of the stock market, and whether they should invest in Chinese corporations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Old McDonald had a farm...E I E I O And on that farm was Bob Probert, E I E I O With a left-left here and right-right there Jab-jab-jab, TKO, jab-jab KO haymaker, Old McProbie had a farm...E I E I O And on that farm was Joey Kocur, E I E I O With a KO here and a KO there KO KO KO KO KO f***in' everywhere... ...old McDowney had a farm...E I E I O And on that farm was some of the finest potato crops seen it Ontario, Canada This 215 acre farm has been owned and operated by the Downey family since 1920. The farm is located on Heart Lake Road, North of Brampton, Ontario. About 1987, they opened a roadside corn stand, where the Downey children sold sweet corn so they could buy additional hockey equipment. Soon, they renovated the dairy barn to house a farmer's market, with their own in-house bakery, and today they also house their own award-winning winery. 13682 Heart Lake Road, North of Brampton, Ontario • (905) 838-2990 • info@downeysfarm.com I hope Downey has kids so he can pass this on to the tater tots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Please tell me those aren't seriously songs. No, it is just one song! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 No, it is just one song! But it's seriously a song? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Yeah on Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle album, You have never heard of that song. No offense if I ask how old you are, the reason is if you are over 35 or so that would explain it as well as if you were under 18. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 I am boxxy you see? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 I am boxxy you see? Umm I almost shot my self in the face, I would rather watch 2 girls one cup than that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 (edited) Yeah on Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle album, You have never heard of that song. No offense if I ask how old you are, the reason is if you are over 35 or so that would explain it as well as if you were under 18. I'll put it to you this way. The year I was born, the Cup had been won (season was over). The next calendar year was the first Cup awarded in my lifetime. The winner of that Cup was the Maple Leafs. Edited July 9, 2009 by 55fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 No problem but if you were in the 18-35 demographic you lived a sheltered life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viperar 16 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 wow this thread sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 wow this thread sucks Maybe you'd prefer to join the throng announcing old news or bemoaning the loss of Phil Intheblank? There are other threads. Read them instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 OMG WE HAD HOSSA!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viperar 16 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Maybe you'd prefer to join the throng announcing old news or bemoaning the loss of Phil Intheblank? There are other threads. Read them instead. Or maybe you would like to take your useless banter to the water cooler where it belongs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Umm I almost shot my self in the face, I would rather watch 2 girls one cup than that! I bet she's a freak really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Or maybe you would like to take your useless banter to the water cooler where it belongs We're discussing important red wing related topics here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Or maybe you would like to take your useless banter to the water cooler where it belongs Hey this is the only fun thread on here the rest are lists of Free agents and why so and so poster does or does not want them in the winged wheel. This thread has already made me smile at least 100 times. So for the 72 posts that is atleast 1.0 spp (smiles per post) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Or maybe you would like to take your useless banter to the water cooler where it belongs Hey, I didn't start the topic. I uselessly banter in the water cooler as well. Perhaps this thread will get moved there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted July 9, 2009 Or maybe you would like to take your useless banter to the water cooler where it belongs We're trying to derail it and force its locked-ness for the good of LGW. We could use your help, Viperar, in keeping our threads clean! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
