HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted May 13, 2010 http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Eulogy-Remembering-the-2009-10-Pittsburgh-Pengu;_ylt=AlQnNnpFePPjjit54TW6ZjZ7vLYF?urn=nhl,240874 Not as angry of a eulogy as the Wings one was from the Hawks fan, but have to consider it was from a Caps fan. Thoughts? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SaCkaveli20 275 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 But just because Sidney is gone from these playoffs, he won't be forgotten. He's sure to appear regularly shooting pucks into a dryer (one wonders if Mrs. Lemieux allows him to take target practice in their basement) or peddling some other product. :lol: :lol: :lol: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 I do also wonder what happens to the rest of the facial hair and why it gathers all dirty sanchez like right under his nose...then the Lemieux's and Bettman come up again ha ha ha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 The first comment was better than the original, especially this comment: And Sergie Gonchar! Sergei,Sergei, Sergei.You know how, after every series loss, the coach comes out and explains away the failures by listing all the various ailments his players have? I fully expect Sergei Gonchar to be day-to-day with a frontal lobotomy. That killed me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akustyk 84 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 I wonder why they didn't let the Penguins-homer Wyshynski write this piece... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MannyK 16 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 I wonder why they didn't let the Penguins-homer Wyshynski write this piece... Puck Daddy lets other teams' fans (or bloggers) write the eulogies. Wyshynski writes enough articles for them haha. also, he had a baby yesterday! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sprsquirt7 45 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Easily one of the better eulogies. Had the right amount of jabs at the pens and still comical. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Wooooowwwwwww..... Perfect jabs and masterful combination. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drwscc 212 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Wysh is a Devs fan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedLightGoesOn 81 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Truly hilarious. Even from a Caps fan I have to give him props. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 The Ben Roethlisberger reference was HIGH-larious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autika 34 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Gotta love the Sudden Death reference. I'm not sure why we haven't made more fun of that movie in the past. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Blackhawks eulogy comin right up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jersey Wing 1,521 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Ladies and Jellpyspoons of the congregation, welcome here today for the eulogy of the 2010 Penguins. Ladies and jellyspoons, I'll be extremely brief as these matters are about those who live and breathe and not dead teams. In the most succinct eulogy available about the 2010 Penguins is this: The 2009 Penguins were nothing but a FLUKE. Ladies and gentlemen, this ends our sermon, go in peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 As I said in another thread, maybe Pens fans should be thankful that Matt Cooke through his attempts at knee on knees did not inadvertently end C-Word's career, which is supposed to be highly improbably since they don't play together. Cooke still has A LOT of justice coming his way from the Hockey Gods. He already got one guy that used to play for Rimouski Océanic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted May 15, 2010 Fun Igloo fact: The only time the Stanley Cup was ever presented in the building, it was to the 2007-08 Detroit Red Wings. I love this fun fact! This is worth throwing in every Pens fans face, for years to come! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted May 15, 2010 Gotta love the Sudden Death reference. I'm not sure why we haven't made more fun of that movie in the past. Judging by that movie's box-office totals I have to assume that's because no one here has seen it. 1 crotty99 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira 451 Report post Posted May 15, 2010 Maybe ten seconds of it while channel surfing...and that hurts to admit to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
