3/2 - Ok, hear me out, this is how we can still make the playoffs GDT - Kraken @ Wings - 7PM EST

[Walman6million 250]

21 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

Fact: Dylan Larkin signed an extension within 24 hrs of it becoming obvious that Bertuzzi would be moved.

nope larkin signed b4 any selling began. keep trying to troll.

[kipwinger 8,772]

Just now, Walman6million said:

nope larkin signed b4 any selling began. keep trying to troll.

Yeah, I'm sure SY didn't bother talking to his Captain about the direction of the team before he signed. Good thinking.

[Walman6million 250]

Just now, kipwinger said:

Yeah, I'm sure SY didn't bother talking to his Captain about the direction of the team before he signed. Good thinking.

I'd agree with this if Larkin wasn't stating publicly in the independent press that he's upset

[kipwinger 8,772]

Just now, Walman6million said:

I'd agree with this if Larkin wasn't stating publicly in the independent press that he's upset

What else was he supposed to say "F*ck that loser"? Here's the timeline. We're in a playoff spot, SY says Bert is off the block, crickets from Larkin. We lose twice to the Sens, SY decides to sell, Bert's an obvious trade piece, Larkin signs, Bert kicks rocks. Thems the facts.

[Walman6million 250]

2 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

What else was he supposed to say "F*ck that loser"? Here's the timeline. We're in a playoff spot, SY says Bert is off the block, crickets from Larkin. We lose twice to the Sens, SY decides to sell, Bert's an obvious trade piece, Larkin signs, Bert kicks rocks. Thems the facts.

I'm not following

[kipwinger 8,772]

7 minutes ago, Walman6million said:

I'm not following

Let me dumb it down for you.

SY: I'm not going to trade Bertuzzi

Larkin: I'm not signing an extension

*One Week Later*

SY: Looks like I'm trading Bertuzzi after all

Larkin: Where do I sign boss?

 

Robert Hagg and Gustav Lindstrom should NOT be in the NHL. Ugh.

Edited March 3, 2023 by kipwinger

[kipwinger 8,772]

Too bad Pius Suter isn't a half-step faster. He's a super heady player.

[Walman6million 250]

8 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

SY: I'm not coming up to 8.7 or selling Bert

Larkin: I'm not signing an extension

*One Week Later*

SY: I'm coming up to 8.7 and not selling Bert

Larkin: Where do I sign boss?

FIFY

[kipwinger 8,772]

1 minute ago, Walman6million said:

FIFY

According to multiversal theory somewhere there's a universe where your takes aren't pathetic, Tyler Bertuzzi is still on the team, and he's also into chicks. It's just not this one.

[Walman6million 250]

2 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

According to multiversal theory somewhere there's a universe where your takes aren't pathetic, Tyler Bertuzzi is still on the team, and he's also into chicks. It's just not this one.

What does this have to do with SY tricking and upsetting Larkin?

Seider is a beast but i assume that penalty is on him

[F.Michael 4,590]

[Walman6million 250]

Never seen such disrespect. This place is toxic.

[kipwinger 8,772]

4 minutes ago, F.Michael said:

That picture of Bertuzzi is absolutely the g*yest thing I've ever seen. He's SUUUUUUCH a twink lol. Hip thrust out, no body hair, skin tight shorts. GUARANTEED he's wearing panties.

Nice of that young lady to be his beard tho. Gotta keep up appearances.

[Walman6million 250]

3 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

That picture of Bertuzzi is absolutely the g*yest thing I've ever seen. He's SUUUUUUCH a twink lol. Hip thrust out, no body hair, skin tight shorts. GUARANTEED he's wearing panties.

Nice of that young lady to be his beard tho. Gotta keep up appearances.

Look at Larkins kitchen

[kipwinger 8,772]

2 minutes ago, Walman6million said:

Look at Larkins kitchen

Everybody knows that straight men like Larkin let their wives handle the interior design. Did Bertuzzi's lady friend pick out that outfit? Nice try.

[The 91 of Ryans 3,019]

Just now, Walman6million said:

Look at Larkins kitchen

Boring. Just like Dylan. 

[Walman6million 250]

1 minute ago, kipwinger said:

Everybody knows that straight men like Larkin let their wives handle the interior design. Did Bertuzzi's lady friend pick out that outfit? Nice try.

If you want to use homosexuality as a derogatory weapon and continue that outdated hateful mindset, I want you to at least also acknowledge how awful that house is. White counters? White cabinets? White back splash? What kind of soulless tramp is Larkin married to? Indoor grill with oven hood? I'd kill myself if I lived in that rental ready ass looking place.

[kipwinger 8,772]

12 minutes ago, Walman6million said:

If you want to use homosexuality as a derogatory weapon and continue that outdated hateful mindset, I want you to at least also acknowledge how awful that house is. White counters? White cabinets? White back splash? What kind of soulless tramp is Larkin married to? Indoor grill with oven hood? I'd kill myself if I lived in that rental ready ass looking place.

I won't open on whether Larkin's gross midwestern wife has any taste. However, I will mock you for suggesting that I, a *** man, am being derogatory by using my well attuned gaydar to call out Twinktuzzi for trying to fake it in those shorts.

[Walman6million 250]

1 minute ago, kipwinger said:

I won't open on whether Larkin's gross midwestern wife has any taste. However, I will mock you for suggesting that I, a *** man, am being derogatory by using my well attuned gaydar to call out Twinktuzzi for trying to fake it in those shorts.

U dont see how disgusting that house is???

Not sure what outing ga-ys does for you but to each their own. I think you need to re-calibrate ur noggin.

[kipwinger 8,772]

1 minute ago, Walman6million said:

U dont see how disgusting that house is???

Not sure what outing ga-ys does for you but to each their own. I think you need to re-calibrate ur noggin.

It's like when women call each other "b*tch" or black people use the N-word. We're allowed to call each other out for being closeted. It's only rude when people like you do it.

[Walman6million 250]

4 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

It's like when women call each other "b*tch" or black people use the N-word. We're allowed to call each other out for being closeted. It's only rude when people like you do it.

ur not *** - ur fake half assed bi ***

[kipwinger 8,772]

4 minutes ago, Walman6million said:

ur not *** - ur fake half assed bi ***

Typical drunken cis man. Trying to man-splain my own sexuality to me. It's getting late bud, better power down a few more brewskies before it's time to pass out on whatever whale you're sharing a bed with tonight.

[Walman6million 250]

2 minutes ago, kipwinger said:

Typical drunken cis man. Trying to man-splain my own sexuality to me. It's getting late bud, better power down a few more brewskies before it's time to pass out on whatever whale you're sharing a bed with tonight.

I'm ready to kiss

[Chuck Murray 8]

14 hours ago, Walman6million said:

Last I checked your $8.7 x 8 captain of the team stating publicly that he's upset isn't a good thing

No crap, Captain Sniffles better get over it ... can you imagine the watch party in the Ottawa locker room yesterday during Larkin's weepy presser?  Tkachuk must've shat himself silly.

Yzerman didn't even cry publicly in the aftermath of the Konstantinov limo tragedy.  And that was a real tragedy, not just some overrated teammate not getting the deal he wanted, forcing his way out of town.  Or Fischer stroking out on the bench mid-game.

Can our best players stop making us look like the softest team in the National???  Jeezus H ...  

[Axl Foley 334]

19 hours ago, F.Michael said:

And the anal blood letting begins...

get that checked. could be colorectal cancer.