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#2557384 Jimmy sucks in a shootout Howard

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 16 December 2014 - 11:26 PM

Kidnap T.J. Oshie. 

Does he come with his own goalie pads?




#2523859 Doughty takes a shot at Sharks

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 14 June 2014 - 02:18 PM

If that's what is considered trash talk, this league is full of tooth fairies.

Edit for wonkiness.


#2521233 Ovechkin taken from arena in ambulance at World Championships

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 19 May 2014 - 11:06 PM

This thread has hit all the major points...an injured hockey player, anti-German sentiment, dinosaurs, and asteroids, back to injured hockey player, and misinterpretation of, and overraction to, a comment. The webernet can shut down now.

 

Glad Ovie's okay, though.




#2520934 NHL Playoff Eulogies

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 17 May 2014 - 01:12 AM

I'll write one here for Anaheim...

 

f*** you, Anaheim.

 

That is all.




#2514875 Bertuzzi in, Jurco out

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 24 April 2014 - 06:18 PM

I'm only ok with the roster change if Bertuzzi does this to Lucic...

 

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I find it weird that you picked a picture of two dead guys...I don't know why I find that weird, I just do.




#2512983 Howard = Average

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 21 April 2014 - 10:06 PM

To be fair, this thread was started in February...of 2013. That's over a year ago. It's a thread that is basically calling Howard an average goalie, with no skills that make him exceptional. There was another thread that was praising Howard, and it started fairly recently, but it was locked because it was going to turn into a "Bash Howard" thread.

 

I agree that nobody has blamed Howard for yesterday's loss, but he is getting called out for his completely stupid play that lead to Boston's first goal. I fully believe that Jimmy is to blame for that one, 100%. If I were a high school football coach, I'd say 115%. Let's be realistic guys...a goal like that can change a game on such a high level. It's one that Booins should not have had. Of course, if Glendenning is our only goal scorer, there's no way to win, so it's on everybody.




#2508846 4/11 GDT - Hurricanes 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 11 April 2014 - 08:37 PM

Franzen has been really bad tonight, worse then his norm.


I first read that as "worse than his mom".


#2507690 Puck Daddy: Trotz Head Coach for Caps

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 09 April 2014 - 03:11 PM

It would be interesting to see him in Toronto or Edmonton. I think those are the teams that need to look at Trotz. It's rough to see this guy lose his job...I like him, but I can barely tolerate the Sexual Predators. Hope he lands on his feet.




#2507546 bashing skid the kid

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 09 April 2014 - 12:20 AM

Silly video and a lot of the commentators reactions are garbage. Hockey is as much of a mental game as it is a physical game, and the video shows he can lose it, or cause others to lose it. So many other players do this without such scrutiny.

 

Other players do it, but not with that kind of frequency. Compare the skills, the rate at which his crap happens, and the C that's on his jersey, to the others.




#2506195 What is everyones second favorite team?

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 05 April 2014 - 02:02 PM

Whichever team is playing Pittsburgh.


#2505588 Iginla-Rinaldo Fight

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 03 April 2014 - 06:38 PM

Iginla should have seen that coming for about six minutes. Also, he's a total tool bag and I like it whenever someone makes him their *****.


#2504149 kid gets blasted by the glass CBJ v. MTL game

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 31 March 2014 - 12:47 PM

I may be the only one, but banging on the glass like that is one of the d-baggiest things that can be done at a hockey game. You block the view of others, and if it's distracting to one team, it's distracting to your team.

Also, that's a damn funny video.


#2478750 NHL may rethink Sochi

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 29 January 2014 - 01:40 PM

Am I still the only one that thinks professionals shouldn't be in the Olympics? I know how it started, and all that, but the Olympics is for amateur sport. I always hope that they won't be allowed to go.




#2313425 Red Wings Sign Jordin Tootoo to 3-yr deal, $1.9M/yr

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 03 July 2012 - 08:12 AM

Tootoo sucks ass and half the people in here aref****** morons who know nothing about hockey. He isn't good by any measurement and he is the type of player I NEVER want on my team. Then they gave him a contract that is too big in term and money. He was a healthy scratch for Nashville and worse than everyone on our team and many players of ours in the system. He isn't good defensively, not good offensively, doesn't fight for pucks, doesn't hit well, doesn't pass well, doesn't score, he doesn't play gritty, he is only dirty.

That doesn't win you games, check Avery who is the same type of player, except he had some skill. It is far more likely he does something stupid and someone retaliates on Pavel or someone. The guy was so worthless he never helped the Preds beat us... Last year he was a healthy scratch for them half the games. I look it at this way...

You could have tried for Doan with the money spent on Sam and Tootoo... you could have signed an enforcer for less... or you could have just let the youngsters play with contracts that are half as much as him. Miller, Emmerton, Mursak, Eaves, and Jokaim are all better than Tootoo.

I know half of the people around think this is some sort of grand signing that indicates that we will be a tougher team.

Toughness isn't something measured in hits or fights. It is winning battles for the puck and taking hits and crosschecks going to the tough parts of the ice for loose pucks and goals. The Wings were lacking in this, and still are after wasting 4.9 million yesterday. If these were one year contracts I would ***** about them but I would live with them. These might screw us over in the long term as well.

Just hypothetically, if Weber was available next year and Suter signs here... do you think they could get Weber with 7 million wrapped up in Bertuzzi, Sammy, and Tootoo?!?!? No way in hell. Yet if they didn't sign them to awful contracts prematurely, there would be a chance to bring in Weber and have guys like Tatar, Jurco, and Jarnkrok play for 900k a piece instead.

The time is here for youth, yet three guys are signed that block the way. I never liked any of these guys, and certainly don't at this price.


I must have missed the thread where you announced that you were hired to replace Holland because of your extensive knowledge. I also missed the announcement stating that only ******-nozzles are entitled to be correct with their opinions. While I kind of agree with you on some points, you discount people on here asf****** morons because they disagree with you. You could just as easily be wrong with your opinions and assumptions, so I don't think there is any need carry on like that.

edit: spelling and clarification. clarification is that you are ****** (pronounced doosh) nozzle.


#2280362 For once I agree with Don Cherry

Posted by Hack & Whack Rule! on 08 April 2012 - 05:34 PM

Yea great points by Cherry. If the Wings don't make it to the finals, I'd like to see Pittsburgh and Vancouver play in the finals. Canada will see that their precious Crosby isn't a saint. Canadians will understand what Americans, and fans of American teams, are saying about him.


We already see that Crosby's a meathead. We're not all bandwagon s***tsburgh fans just because Crosby plays there. I think that's one of the worst parts for me. He was a star before he made his debut, and too many people proclaimed themselves Penguins fans the day he was picked. I don't like the guy because of a hot dog move he made while playing, possibly his last season, in the QMJHL. Don Cherry called it a hot dog move, and it got skewed by everybody east of Ontario that Cherry called Crosby a hot dog. I hope Sid the Squid matures and levels out. As someone said before me, that may happen, but it will take a couple of years for his rep to recover. Having said all that long winded BS, I agree with Cherry, Torts and Milbury.