lfd250 1 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 (edited) eugh ive manged to escape anti-britain stereotypes so far. so lets clear some things. 1) I dont have a cockney accent 2) My teeth are fine 3) I dont drink tea 4) Football is football because its about kicking a BALL with your FOOT 5) My vocabulary doesnt involve saying things like "old sport" and "capital idea" 6) The majority of our women are perfectly sexy things. If you were to line up the average yank girl and the average brit girl, the world would choose the brit. Get the BRIT! So instead, tomorrow we will be watching Red Wing Stickpuck? Well, I'm married to a perfectly sexy YANK girl, however I know of some sweet southerbells that would kick your ass for calling them a Yank. Not to mention zetterberg_fan_40 who not only is a hottie, but being a Red Sox Fan would kick your ass for calling her something close to a YANKie. And we can't forget hottie, hottier and hottiest on this board that are having their way with you right now. Which brings me to the only thing we call Brit here is, as in Britney Spears and we all know where that leads. Just playing around with ya. There's nothing wrong with being from the UK. You're probably a lot better off then we are at this time. Welcome to your day to be picked on, tomorrow it will be someone elses turn. Edited April 23, 2008 by lfd250 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Get the BRIT! Leave the brit. So instead, tomorrow we will be watching Red Wing Stickpuck? I was pointing out our football is the real football. Says the country with such amazingly named games as "handball" "basketball" "stickball" "baseball" "dodgeball" Well, I'm married to a perfectly sexy YANK girl, however I know of some sweet southerbells that would kick your ass for calling them a Yank. Not to mention zetterberg_fan_40 who not only is a hottie, but being a Red Sox Fan would kick your ass for calling her something close to a YANKie. And we can't forget hottie, hottier and hottiest on this board that are having their way with you right now. She is a wings fan, and is superior. You arn't following my fantastic rules. Which hotties having their way with me?! something sexy is being done to me and Im not aware? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lfd250 1 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Leave the brit. I was pointing out our football is the real football. Says the country with such amazingly named games as "handball" "basketball" "stickball" "baseball" "dodgeball" She is a wings fan, and is superior. You arn't following my fantastic rules. Which hotties having their way with me?! something sexy is being done to me and Im not aware? Ok, leave uk alone, could be worse, could be French. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Ok, leave uk alone, could be worse, could be French. Or German... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 You're back! i had some time so i thought i would drop by. American studies is a boring class i never suggest for anyone to take it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Ok, leave uk alone, could be worse, could be French. Or German... Hmm, I'd prefer either of those alternatives. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Hmm, I'd prefer either of those alternatives. You're the kind of person who likes operations to be done without anasthetic? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Oh baby where are you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Oh baby where are you You have a baby? And you lost it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 You have a baby? And you lost it? OH nm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 OH nm Mmhmm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas27 7 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Every ten seconds a cow pees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstromrules16 7 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 Every ten seconds a cow pees i guess thats where they get the expression from Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heinz57 11 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 So today one of my teachers referred to the red wings as the "dead wings", and when a few of us freaked out, she was like, "I don't hate the red wings, I just don't like red wings fans." Yet she likes the blues. I guess it could be worse. She could like the ducks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 So today one of my teachers referred to the red wings as the "dead wings", and when a few of us freaked out, she was like, "I don't hate the red wings, I just don't like red wings fans." Yet she likes the blues. I guess it could be worse. She could like the ducks. Where do you live? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted April 23, 2008 lmao... hopefully your grade isn't on the fringe in that class... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heinz57 11 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 Where do you live? Michigan lmao... hopefully your grade isn't on the fringe in that class... Nah, she likes me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 Michigan Hmmm... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lfd250 1 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 So today one of my teachers referred to the red wings as the "dead wings", and when a few of us freaked out, she was like, "I don't hate the red wings, I just don't like red wings fans." Yet she likes the blues. I guess it could be worse. She could like the ducks. You need to remind her that guilty of treason she can be shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 Every ten seconds a cow pees I can't believe you actually posted that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 The human head weights some random amount of lbs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted April 24, 2008 hi everybody marc! *waves hi* *waves bye* EDITED for horrible content Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
