SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 (edited) Three squirrels are in the forest. Two are male, one is a female. The two males are competing for the female squirrel's attention. She chooses squirrel #1. Squirrel #2 sighs in disappointment. The first squirrel yaps back at the second, "Yeah that's right, those are my nuts in her mouth!" Then the female squirrel responded, "The heck with you, you're no good, you don't have your own nuts anymore!" The second squirrel then basked in happiness. Get it? Squirrels? Nuts? Edited May 23, 2008 by SouthernWingsFan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Three squirrels are in the forest. Two are male, one is a female. The two males are competing for the female squirrel's attention. She chooses squirrel #1. Squirrel #2 sighs in disappointment. The first squirrel yaps back at the second, "Yeah that's right, those are my nuts in her mouth!" Then the female squirrel responded, "The heck with you, you're no good, you don't have your own nuts anymore!" The second squirrel then basked in happiness. Get it? Squirrels? Nuts? Why did the squirrel cross the road? To show his girlfriend he had guts... har-de-har Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Now eventually you might have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? yes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 don't tell rabs, the freepress has two photo albums of Z. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heinz57 11 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Guess what guys. Tomorrow is friday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wingsfan25161929 3 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 is there anything better than Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I know I'm alittle late...I worked alllll day and night last night... I got two shovels thrown at me yesterday by a 5 yr. old and another 5 yr old was saying @$$ and **** when reading the words as and it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I know I'm alittle late...I worked alllll day and night last night... I got two shovels thrown at me yesterday by a 5 yr. old and another 5 yr old was saying @$$ and **** when reading the words as and it. That's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut22 81 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.est.work.sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.e at.work.die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.est.work.sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.e at.work.die. You forgot hockey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstromrules16 7 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I know I'm alittle late...I worked alllll day and night last night... I got two shovels thrown at me yesterday by a 5 yr. old and another 5 yr old was saying @$$ and **** when reading the words as and it. Sounds like my kinda kid :thumbup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.est.work.sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.e at.work.die. YOur pompon should arrive tomorrow or saturday before the game Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 What happened Shup? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 When I decided to go back and spend the weekend at my friend's new place, I didn't realize I would be roped into cleaning and moving in things... Come onnnnn Pistons!!! 10 seconds left Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Pistons win it! I love how during the highlight reel ESPN mistakenly identified Tayshaun Prince and Chauncey Billups as Rasheed Wallace multiple times, when they are the two players on the team who look the lest like Sheed haha ESPN, haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Rabs' cognitive abilities are at least as good as a frog's. They are possibly more advanced, but I wouldn't feel comfortable making that statement without additional testing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Rabs' cognitive abilities are at least as good as a frog's. They are possibly more advanced, but I wouldn't feel comfortable making that statement without additional testing. Ribbit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy24 44 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 Ribbit! Very good Rabs! You may have some flies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Elshupacabra 0 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 :!: :shock: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted May 23, 2008 :shifty: LMAO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
