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Three squirrels are in the forest. Two are male, one is a female. The two males are competing for the female squirrel's attention.

She chooses squirrel #1. Squirrel #2 sighs in disappointment.

The first squirrel yaps back at the second, "Yeah that's right, those are my nuts in her mouth!"

Then the female squirrel responded, "The heck with you, you're no good, you don't have your own nuts anymore!"

The second squirrel then basked in happiness.

Get it? Squirrels? Nuts? :tomato::P

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Three squirrels are in the forest. Two are male, one is a female. The two males are competing for the female squirrel's attention.

She chooses squirrel #1. Squirrel #2 sighs in disappointment.

The first squirrel yaps back at the second, "Yeah that's right, those are my nuts in her mouth!"

Then the female squirrel responded, "The heck with you, you're no good, you don't have your own nuts anymore!"

The second squirrel then basked in happiness.

Get it? Squirrels? Nuts? :tomato::P

Why did the squirrel cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts...

har-de-har

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is there anything better than Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

I know I'm alittle late...I worked alllll day and night last night...

I got two shovels thrown at me yesterday by a 5 yr. old and another 5 yr old was saying @$$ and **** when reading the words as and it.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

I know I'm alittle late...I worked alllll day and night last night...

I got two shovels thrown at me yesterday by a 5 yr. old and another 5 yr old was saying @$$ and **** when reading the words as and it.

:lol: That's awesome.

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ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!

I know I'm alittle late...I worked alllll day and night last night...

I got two shovels thrown at me yesterday by a 5 yr. old and another 5 yr old was saying @$$ and **** when reading the words as and it.

Sounds like my kinda kid :thumbup: :thumbup: ;)

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sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.est.work.sleep.shower.eat.work.sleep.shower.e

at.work.die.

YOur pompon should arrive tomorrow or saturday before the game :D

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Pistons win it! :dance: I love how during the highlight reel ESPN mistakenly identified Tayshaun Prince and Chauncey Billups as Rasheed Wallace multiple times, when they are the two players on the team who look the lest like Sheed :rolleyes: haha ESPN, haha

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