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"Blood Feud II: The Fierce Rivalry Between the Columbus and Nashville" Gary Bettman

"My Memoirs" Jacques Demers (yeah I know that was low)

"How to Deke Out an Empty Net" Patrick Stefan

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"Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide"

( handed out to all Penguins players and staff) :P

I think you're missing the point of this thread. It's to put down Book Titles that could never happen. Handing out a "Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide" to the Penguins players is something that could happen really soon.

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I think you're missing the point of this thread. It's to put down Book Titles that could never happen. Handing out a "Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide" to the Penguins players is something that could happen really soon.

Sorry, got carried away ! :crazy:

How About :

"The Most Beloved Team in NHL HIstory" - The Nashville Press :P

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"A GM's guide to big deadline trades" - Brian Burke

"Successful TV Contracts made easy" - Gary Bettman

"Why the new NHL is so great" - Mickey Redmond

"How to keep your best players during the offseason" - Lou Lamoriello

"The playoff guide to keeping your team in the game" - Steve Smith

"Appropriate Jersey Retirement for Dummies" - Colorado Avalanche

"How to consistently play to your potential" - Jonathan Cheechoo

"Reasonable Trade Proposals (AKA 'How we got Crosby for Belak and a 5th')" - Maple Leafs Fans

"Exposure: How to behave when you're well known" - Whoever backs up Brodeur

"How to improve your team with early draft picks" - Mike Keenan

"Making a big impact on your new team" - Cory Cross

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"Memoirs of the Sexiest Man Alive" by Mike Ricci

That is awesome ! :lol:

Quotes on Ricci from my wife"

"Ugh!", "I can't stand to look at him", "He's so greasy!" , "Please turn it off until he's off the ice!" :lol:

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The Statue of Liberty and Why It Doesn't Belong in Hockey - Patrick Roy

GRIT: Volumes 1-52 - The Detroit Red Wings

Damn! I wanted to take a stab with THIS book title:

"My Favorite Statue" by Patty Roy

That is awesome ! :lol:

Quotes on Ricci from my wife"

"Ugh!", "I can't stand to look at him", "He's so greasy!" , "Please turn it off until he's off the ice!" :lol:

Another Ricci title:

"Why We Wear Two Bags: One for her and one for me in case one falls off"

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"How to Smuggle Coke and Not Get Caught" - Bob Probert

"Metro Guide to Strip Clubs" - Theo Fleury

"How to Score with your Sister" - Martin Brodeur

"Congratulating the Other Team" - Dale Hunter

"Me and My Jugular" - Clint Malarchuk

"The Art of Clean Body Checks" - Ulf Samuelson

"The Crying Game" - Wayne Gretzky

"What are the Odds" - Janet Gretzky

I'm ashamed of myself but I couldn't resist!

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"Vampire's CAN Play NHL Hockey" Peter Forsberg

"UPS Suits Look Great on TV" Barry Melrose

"1000 NHL Games 0 Haircuits" Ricci Styling Salons

"Fan Relations" Terry O'Rielly

"Turkey- Mmmm Its Good" Robert Lang

"Spending to Win" Edmonton Oilers

Edited by The_Cub

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"How to play the point" - Jason Williams

"How to Hit a Goalie in the Chest" - Mikael Samuelsson

"Life as a Penguin" - Jiri Hudler

"How to Fight" - Brad Norton

"A Tale of Two Groins" - Peter Forsberg and Dominik Hasek

"The Hockey Player's Diet" - Keith Tkachuk

"On The Move" - Mike Sillinger

"How We Won The Cup" - Vancouver Canucks

"Life as a Pylon" - Andreas Lilja

"I'm in Love with My Brother" - Henrik Sedin

"I Face More Shots Than Jenna Jameson" - Roberto Luongo

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