sibiriak 84 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 Haven't checked the thread but... "My backside: A Pictorial Goaltenders Guide" by Tomas Holmstrom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cruiser008 37 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 (edited) "Blood Feud II: The Fierce Rivalry Between the Columbus and Nashville" Gary Bettman "My Memoirs" Jacques Demers (yeah I know that was low) "How to Deke Out an Empty Net" Patrick Stefan Edited March 6, 2007 by Cruiser008 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winged Scooter 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide" ( handed out to all Penguins players and staff) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dano33 41 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Coaching Strategy" by Wayne Gretzky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daniel1 32 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 How to out-hustle your opponent, by Robert Lang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevieisthebest 80 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 I like 'em. And that's all Todd needs- is my love. i know i like him too this was a nieve commet form a year ago shame on me GO TODD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide" ( handed out to all Penguins players and staff) I think you're missing the point of this thread. It's to put down Book Titles that could never happen. Handing out a "Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide" to the Penguins players is something that could happen really soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winged Scooter 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 I think you're missing the point of this thread. It's to put down Book Titles that could never happen. Handing out a "Things To Love About Living in Kansas City: A New Residents' Guide" to the Penguins players is something that could happen really soon. Sorry, got carried away ! How About : "The Most Beloved Team in NHL HIstory" - The Nashville Press Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grsbmd 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "A GM's guide to big deadline trades" - Brian Burke "Successful TV Contracts made easy" - Gary Bettman "Why the new NHL is so great" - Mickey Redmond "How to keep your best players during the offseason" - Lou Lamoriello "The playoff guide to keeping your team in the game" - Steve Smith "Appropriate Jersey Retirement for Dummies" - Colorado Avalanche "How to consistently play to your potential" - Jonathan Cheechoo "Reasonable Trade Proposals (AKA 'How we got Crosby for Belak and a 5th')" - Maple Leafs Fans "Exposure: How to behave when you're well known" - Whoever backs up Brodeur "How to improve your team with early draft picks" - Mike Keenan "Making a big impact on your new team" - Cory Cross Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Memoirs of the Sexiest Man Alive" by Mike Ricci Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bender 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "The Bible"- Steve Yzerman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Mental Toughness" by Emanuel Legace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Winged Scooter 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Memoirs of the Sexiest Man Alive" by Mike Ricci That is awesome ! Quotes on Ricci from my wife" "Ugh!", "I can't stand to look at him", "He's so greasy!" , "Please turn it off until he's off the ice!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 (edited) "An Insider's Look at the Career of an Enforcer" by Kirk Maltby "A How-to Guide on Skating for Speed" by Derian Hatcher Edited March 6, 2007 by haroldsnepsts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstrom5 D-Man 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 The Statue of Liberty and Why It Doesn't Belong in Hockey - Patrick Roy GRIT: Volumes 1-52 - The Detroit Red Wings Damn! I wanted to take a stab with THIS book title: "My Favorite Statue" by Patty Roy That is awesome ! Quotes on Ricci from my wife" "Ugh!", "I can't stand to look at him", "He's so greasy!" , "Please turn it off until he's off the ice!" Another Ricci title: "Why We Wear Two Bags: One for her and one for me in case one falls off" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "The Gentle Touch: Coaching with Love and Kindness" by Scotty Bowman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shockwave180 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 Tact in Public Speaking: A Practical Pundit's Guide by Don Cherry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bruisebrother15 29 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "How to Smuggle Coke and Not Get Caught" - Bob Probert "Metro Guide to Strip Clubs" - Theo Fleury "How to Score with your Sister" - Martin Brodeur "Congratulating the Other Team" - Dale Hunter "Me and My Jugular" - Clint Malarchuk "The Art of Clean Body Checks" - Ulf Samuelson "The Crying Game" - Wayne Gretzky "What are the Odds" - Janet Gretzky I'm ashamed of myself but I couldn't resist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Cub 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 (edited) "Vampire's CAN Play NHL Hockey" Peter Forsberg "UPS Suits Look Great on TV" Barry Melrose "1000 NHL Games 0 Haircuits" Ricci Styling Salons "Fan Relations" Terry O'Rielly "Turkey- Mmmm Its Good" Robert Lang "Spending to Win" Edmonton Oilers Edited March 6, 2007 by The_Cub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingslogo19 281 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "An Insider's Look at the Career of an Enforcer" by Kirk Maltby "A How-to Guide on Skating for Speed" by Derian Hatcher Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inultus 12 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 Money Management - Darren McCarty Scoring Goals - Kirk Maltby Rest When You Are Injured - Steve Yzerman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copenhagen848 58 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Selecting a mouth guard" - Dan Cleary "Wearing the right color helmet" - Jiri Hudler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HockeyCrazy3033 168 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "Mental Toughness" by Emanuel Legace ahahaha OR "How to not lose your composure in the playoffs" By Manny Legace Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran 1 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "How to play the point" - Jason Williams "How to Hit a Goalie in the Chest" - Mikael Samuelsson "Life as a Penguin" - Jiri Hudler "How to Fight" - Brad Norton "A Tale of Two Groins" - Peter Forsberg and Dominik Hasek "The Hockey Player's Diet" - Keith Tkachuk "On The Move" - Mike Sillinger "How We Won The Cup" - Vancouver Canucks "Life as a Pylon" - Andreas Lilja "I'm in Love with My Brother" - Henrik Sedin "I Face More Shots Than Jenna Jameson" - Roberto Luongo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetter is Better 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2007 "If at first you don`t succeed, Failure just may be your style" - Pat Quinn "How to score 30 points in like 5 games" - Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites