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Aye, i would hate t' fa'e t' clean up the mess after them. be careful mates oppostion is formin' in the "real and proper" world o' the general discussion boards. The stick in the mud Politicaly correct folks be startin' t' not take kindly those those who be diffarnt from them. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

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Aye, i would hate t' fa'e t' clean up the mess after them. be careful mates oppostion is formin' in the "real and proper" world o' the general discussion boards. The stick in the mud Politicaly correct folks be startin' t' not take kindly those those who be diffarnt from them. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

I be seein' some o' tha' in th' general discussion, they just being jealous. arrrr now I's be havin' a question, now tha' Paris Hilton be out o' jail again.....is we goin' t' try an' put her back in?

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I be seein' some o' tha' in th' general discussion, they just being jealous. arrrr now I's be havin' a question, now tha' Paris Hilton be out o' jail again.....is we goin' t' try an' put her back in?

Aye, what is funny is people think that by soundin' all angry t' me that Me will "back down". har har har... the more they dislike the more I push back!

I suppose we just wait... she is paris after all... stupid is as does my momma always said. Soon she will do somethin' filthy again and be right back in thar. We should wait for a bit, let her keep brin'in herself down.

Edited by OsGOD

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ouch...yeah I had a bit of a blonde moment. I was buttering my grilled cheese sandwich and the pan was heated up and I dropped a little bit of butter in the pan. Then I forgot about the pan being hot and I scraped up the butter with my finger.

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Oooo let's talk about burns. In 10th grade my science teacher was talking talking talking about safety and I was like, whatever. In my head I was like, how stuuuuuuuupid can someone be! And then I directly went to my station and picked up a bunsen burner with my bare hands while it was plugged in.

:blush: I had a ring of blisters on my right hand. :blush:

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Ouch...I don't know if I've ever seriously burned myself....argh.

I hate when you burn yourself in hot water. AND YOU KNOW it's gonna burn...you know it....but it hasn't got to your brain yet.

I wish there was a switch you could turn really fast between...touching hot water and feeling the pain that would be like...crisis averted...no need to feel that pain :-P

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.I kinda have a funny teacher story..It was kinda mean though and I kinda felt bad for the teacher.

There was this sub and he looked and smelled kinda like a homeless person and he told the class he was scared of mustard. One of the students asked to go to the bathroom and instead they went to the lunch room and got like 40 packets of mustard. so when he got back he waited till the sub was turned around and squirted mustard all over the door handle. Then he passed the packets around and everybody opened them up and started throwing the packets at him. He screamed and ran for the door, but couldn't get out cause of the mustard on the door handle.

High schoolers can be so cruel sometimes

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All right I got some more questions that are bugging the hell out of me...

Why does it hurt so much when we get kicked or punched in the groin all the time?

What did we do to deserve this?

Did we piss God off or something?

Also...

Why do they call it a tumble set, when you aren't actually tumbling? Why can't they just call it a forward head roll or something?

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.I kinda have a funny teacher story..It was kinda mean though and I kinda felt bad for the teacher.

There was this sub and he looked and smelled kinda like a homeless person and he told the class he was scared of mustard. One of the students asked to go to the bathroom and instead they went to the lunch room and got like 40 packets of mustard. so when he got back he waited till the sub was turned around and squirted mustard all over the door handle. Then he passed the packets around and everybody opened them up and started throwing the packets at him. He screamed and ran for the door, but couldn't get out cause of the mustard on the door handle.

High schoolers can be so cruel sometimes

Scared of mustard? :unsure: You're joking right?

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He screamed and ran for the door, but couldn't get out cause of the mustard on the door handle.

High schoolers can be so cruel sometimes

This is uh... a bit of a mental case thing.

I'm glad he was allowed in a high school to teach.

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Scared of mustard? :unsure: You're joking right?

I dunno... I watched Maury 'n thar were some scallywags afraid o' cotton... mustard could be alot worse if ye got it in yer eye!

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All right I got some more questions that are bugging the hell out of me...

Why does it hurt so much when we get kicked or punched in the groin all the time?

What did we do to deserve this?

Did we piss God off or something?

No. Women have to go through childbirth. We have it worse.

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No. Women have to go through childbirth. We have it worse.

Quoted for truth. Guys are such wusses. I guarantee not one guy would make it through bleeding for a week with cramps.

Edited by HenrikRules40

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Quoted for truth. Guys are such wusses. I guarantee not one guy would make it through bleeding for a week with cramps.

You know, laying down the gauntlet like that makes me want to bleed for a week and have cramps.

Is that a manly way of saying "I WANNA TEST YOUR HYPOTHESIS"? No?

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You know, laying down the gauntlet like that makes me want to bleed for a week and have cramps.

Is that a manly way of saying "I WANNA TEST YOUR HYPOTHESIS"? No?

I'm 100% sure you would cry. 100%.

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:lol: I would not wanna see a guy with PMS

Note: BOYS GET PMS! Just because they don't bleed doesn't mean they don't have monthly mood swings. And there's also something called "andropause" which is male menopause.

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