wingsgirl001 983 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Arrrr mateys! I be feelin' a bit seasick... the Ducks'll do that to yeh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2007 Arrrr mateys! I be feelin' a bit seasick... the Ducks'll do that to yeh... Aye, we took a bunch of 'em out with th' cannons. we be settin' sail to go steal the treasure of Lord Stanley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 All right, I don't speak pirate, but I do have some more questions. If there's supposed to be an undisputed heavyweight champion, what's all the fighting about? Why are a camel's chest implants on her back, instead of where they are supposed to be up front? Why can't midgets grow up at all? Why the hell can't Chinese restaurants serve normal silverware? Using chopsticks suck, they are impossible to grip properly. Why do people tell you that there are monsters under your bed when you are a kid, when they actually aren't? Adults can be big liars sometimes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Aye, we took a bunch of 'em out with th' cannons. we be settin' sail to go steal the treasure of Lord Stanley Avast Ye! Need I remind ye that we be sailin' west t' scuttle Paris Hilton as a first priority. If we 'ave time we shall see t' that we plunder th' cup 'n brin' it back t' Detroit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 aye aye cap'n th' wrench wit' th' "medical condition" be the first on priority list Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Avast Ye! Need I remind ye that we be sailin' west t' scuttle Paris Hilton as a first priority. If we 'ave time we shall see t' that we plunder th' cup 'n brin' it back t' Detroit. Aye Cap'n !!!!!!! , we's be needin get us that them there booty they call "my precious!!!!!!! " what are yer order's Cap'n ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Aye Cap'n !!!!!!! , we's be needin get us that them there booty they call "my precious!!!!!!! " what are yer order's Cap'n ??? Aye, keep an eye out for the housin' o' that wench. You have my orders t' hang from the yardarm upon sight. As for the other issue, The scurvy dog they call "Roberto Who" is holdin' the cup. We shall wait at sea until we see him. I will rely on you my scottish mate for that as Me fear mate puckhog missin' eyes is far worse than him bein' loaded t'the gunwales at the present stage. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Aye, keep an eye out for the housin' o' that wench. You have my orders t' hang from the yardarm upon sight. As for the other issue, The scurvy dog they call "Roberto Who" is holdin' the cup. We shall wait at sea until we see him. I will rely on you my scottish mate for that as Me fear mate puckhog missin' eyes is far worse than him bein' loaded t'the gunwales at the present stage. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty! That's be a good plan Cap'n . when we's hits that "Roberto Who" he's won't even saw's it comin.Yarrrrr!!! don'ts worry about mate Puckhog Cap'n . his eye's be gone but he's be a good pirate . why yesterday when ye's be sleepin , he's done a fine job on look out up in the crow's nest. why he's even told yee that that Brittish Navy ship was fire'n on us as soon as he heard it . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckhog419 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 That's be a good plan Cap'n . when we's hits that "Roberto Who" he's won't even saw's it comin.Yarrrrr!!! don'ts worry about mate Puckhog Cap'n . his eye's be gone but he's be a good pirate . why yesterday when ye's be sleepin , he's done a fine job on look out up in the crow's nest. why he's even told yee that that Brittish Navy ship was fire'n on us as soon as he heard it . aye, cap'n me eyes might be gone but me ears be sharp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 aye, cap'n me eyes might be gone but me ears be sharp Aye lad , Ye done that good a job yesterday , I's thinkin ye can go on watch again . Arrrrrgggghhh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsgirl001 983 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Aye mateys, we be goin after Paris are we? Arrrr, we'll make 'er swab th' poop deck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Aye mateys, we be goin after Paris are we? Arrrr, we'll make 'er swab th' poop deck! Aye lass , then's we's be makin her walk the plank and she's be going to visit Davie Jones locker. Yaaarrr!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Ahoy, a'ast Ye, gar! I just got word that th' wench Paris hilton has been sent back t' jail for th' full 45 days now. As this is the case now we will turn full attention int' pluderin' the cup, gar! Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 8, 2007 Ahoy, a'ast Ye, gar! I just got word that th' wench Paris hilton has been sent back t' jail for th' full 45 days now. As this is the case now we will turn full attention int' pluderin' the cup, gar! Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail Aye Cap'n !!!! That be wench was startin to be a pain in the rear end . now that she be outta the way , we's can put our full focus on them there booty. Yaaarrgghh!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsgirl001 983 Report post Posted June 9, 2007 Yarrr!!! Let's go reclaim our booty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 9, 2007 Yarrr!!! Let's go reclaim our booty! Aye lass!!!!!!! We's be haulin anchor and settin sail , as soon as Cap'n OsGOD be finished hidin his rum from all ye drunkin scallywags. ...............Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 11, 2007 Aye, someone has pillaged for what li'l booty thar may be the randomness. see what happens when Me step out for a bit? Aye, first Scottish mate Glasgo... you do know that you be first mate because I gi'e you permission t' act in my regards when Me am passed out below the poop deck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsgirl001 983 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Arrr, t'wasn't me Cap'n! I was makin sure Paris got back where she belonged, arrrr! Where be the rest of our crew? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Seems t' me like they be all asleep below th' deck. Ye did a mighty good job. Now I 'ave another quest. Some media sources are offerin' $500,000.00 USD t' get a picture o' Paris on th' head. Do wha' ever it loots t' get a picture 'n brin' it back t' me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 I'll bring the heads of all the media reporting on Paris Hilton. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, I don't do good with the pirate talk. Maybe y'all can answer some questions for me, pirate talk or no, but I can't figure these damn things out... Why are gorillas so hairy? Why is the metric system so darn cool to use? Why is Droopy the Dog so sad all the time? Who did it, what is “itâ€Â, and why is “it†always a mystery? Why do children always ask their parents “Are we there yet?†every 3 minutes when they aren’t going to be there for another 30 hours? Why did our parents lie to us about the chicken pox, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus? Why do people make loud and annoying noises while roller coasters are in motion? Why don’t they make loud and annoying noises while roller coasters are still? Why aren’t people encouraged to jump on water beds when it looks like so much fun? Why am I such a weirdo asking weird questions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amberlynn25 9 Report post Posted June 12, 2007 Why is the metric system so darn cool to use because it is easier to use. about 2 km is a mile. 2 degrees C = 1 degree F 100grams is 3 ounces. 4 litres is 1 gallon. Why aren’t people encouraged to jump on water beds when it looks like so much fun ive jumped on one before. it made a loud smack sound when my belly landed on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 15, 2007 I's be thinkin that I'd post a picture of Cap'n OsGOD and me from before we set sail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted June 15, 2007 I's be thinkin that I'd post a picture of Cap'n OsGOD and me from before we set sail. Aye! we be smashin' together Why is the metric system so darn cool to use Ahoy, i use the metric system e'eryday... I am so tired o' e'erythin' in mm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
glasgowcelticwing 18 Report post Posted June 15, 2007 Aye! we be smashin' together Aye Cap'n , and we's be handy with a cutlass tae .........Arrrrrggghhh!!!!! Good pirates we's be!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HenrikRules40 14 Report post Posted June 16, 2007 I's be thinkin that I'd post a picture of Cap'n OsGOD and me from before we set sail. Wowwwwwwwww you guys are HOTTTT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites