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Arrrr mateys! I be feelin' a bit seasick... the Ducks'll do that to yeh...

Aye, we took a bunch of 'em out with th' cannons. we be settin' sail to go steal the treasure of Lord Stanley

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All right, I don't speak pirate, but I do have some more questions.

If there's supposed to be an undisputed heavyweight champion, what's all the fighting about?

Why are a camel's chest implants on her back, instead of where they are supposed to be up front?

Why can't midgets grow up at all?

Why the hell can't Chinese restaurants serve normal silverware? Using chopsticks suck, they are impossible to grip properly.

Why do people tell you that there are monsters under your bed when you are a kid, when they actually aren't? Adults can be big liars sometimes!

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Aye, we took a bunch of 'em out with th' cannons. we be settin' sail to go steal the treasure of Lord Stanley

Avast Ye! Need I remind ye that we be sailin' west t' scuttle Paris Hilton as a first priority. If we 'ave time we shall see t' that we plunder th' cup 'n brin' it back t' Detroit.

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Avast Ye! Need I remind ye that we be sailin' west t' scuttle Paris Hilton as a first priority. If we 'ave time we shall see t' that we plunder th' cup 'n brin' it back t' Detroit.

Aye Cap'n !!!!!!! , we's be needin get us that them there booty they call "my precious!!!!!!! " :P what are yer order's Cap'n ???

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Aye Cap'n !!!!!!! , we's be needin get us that them there booty they call "my precious!!!!!!! " :P what are yer order's Cap'n ???

Aye, keep an eye out for the housin' o' that wench. You have my orders t' hang from the yardarm upon sight. As for the other issue, The scurvy dog they call "Roberto Who" is holdin' the cup. We shall wait at sea until we see him. I will rely on you my scottish mate for that as Me fear mate puckhog missin' eyes is far worse than him bein' loaded t'the gunwales at the present stage. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

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Aye, keep an eye out for the housin' o' that wench. You have my orders t' hang from the yardarm upon sight. As for the other issue, The scurvy dog they call "Roberto Who" is holdin' the cup. We shall wait at sea until we see him. I will rely on you my scottish mate for that as Me fear mate puckhog missin' eyes is far worse than him bein' loaded t'the gunwales at the present stage. Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

That's be a good plan Cap'n . when we's hits that "Roberto Who" he's won't even saw's it comin.Yarrrrr!!! don'ts worry about mate Puckhog Cap'n . his eye's be gone but he's be a good pirate . why yesterday when ye's be sleepin , he's done a fine job on look out up in the crow's nest. why he's even told yee that that Brittish Navy ship was fire'n on us as soon as he heard it .

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That's be a good plan Cap'n . when we's hits that "Roberto Who" he's won't even saw's it comin.Yarrrrr!!! don'ts worry about mate Puckhog Cap'n . his eye's be gone but he's be a good pirate . why yesterday when ye's be sleepin , he's done a fine job on look out up in the crow's nest. why he's even told yee that that Brittish Navy ship was fire'n on us as soon as he heard it .

aye, cap'n me eyes might be gone but me ears be sharp

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Ahoy, a'ast Ye, gar! I just got word that th' wench Paris hilton has been sent back t' jail for th' full 45 days now. As this is the case now we will turn full attention int' pluderin' the cup, gar!

Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail

Aye Cap'n !!!! That be wench was startin to be a pain in the rear end . now that she be outta the way , we's can put our full focus on them there booty. Yaaarrgghh!!!!!!

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Aye, someone has pillaged for what li'l booty thar may be the randomness. see what happens when Me step out for a bit?

Aye, first Scottish mate Glasgo... you do know that you be first mate because I gi'e you permission t' act in my regards when Me am passed out below the poop deck?

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Seems t' me like they be all asleep below th' deck.

Ye did a mighty good job. Now I 'ave another quest. Some media sources are offerin' $500,000.00 USD t' get a picture o' Paris on th' head. Do wha' ever it loots t' get a picture 'n brin' it back t' me.

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I'll bring the heads of all the media reporting on Paris Hilton.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I don't do good with the pirate talk. Maybe y'all can answer some questions for me, pirate talk or no, but I can't figure these damn things out...

Why are gorillas so hairy?

Why is the metric system so darn cool to use?

Why is Droopy the Dog so sad all the time?

Who did it, what is “itâ€Â, and why is “it†always a mystery?

Why do children always ask their parents “Are we there yet?†every 3 minutes when they aren’t going to be there for another 30 hours?

Why did our parents lie to us about the chicken pox, the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus?

Why do people make loud and annoying noises while roller coasters are in motion? Why don’t they make loud and annoying noises while roller coasters are still?

Why aren’t people encouraged to jump on water beds when it looks like so much fun?

Why am I such a weirdo asking weird questions?

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Why is the metric system so darn cool to use

because it is easier to use. about 2 km is a mile. 2 degrees C = 1 degree F

100grams is 3 ounces. 4 litres is 1 gallon.

Why aren’t people encouraged to jump on water beds when it looks like so much fun

ive jumped on one before. it made a loud smack sound when my belly landed on it.

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I's be thinkin that I'd post a picture of Cap'n OsGOD and me from before we set sail. :P:lol:

Aye! we be smashin' together :)

Why is the metric system so darn cool to use

Ahoy, i use the metric system e'eryday... I am so tired o' e'erythin' in mm.

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