toby91_ca 620 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Someone emailed this to me yesterday and I couldn't resist sharing. The day after the leafs missed the playoffs (again), they were at the ACC cleaning out their lockers. Bryan McCabe invited the boys over on Canada day for a party, all the players agreed to come. "Can you all bring beer?" he asked the team... Tucker suggested that McCabe call Paul Maurice, invite him, and tell him to pick up the beer. Maurice agreed to this and said that he would pick it up and bring it to the party. Canada day came, and Maurice loaded up his car with case after case of beer for the team and headed over to McCabe's place for some fun. On the road, he got stopped at a light and heard the car next to him honking like crazy, and some man yelling: "GO LEAFS GO, GO LEAFS GO!" Maurice unrolled his window, and looked at the man, Leafs flags still hanging all over his car. Hey Coach the man yelled "What's with all the beer???? Maurice replied "I picked it up for McCabe!! The man looked at the beer in the back for a moment before yelling... "Good Trade, Good Trade!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anomalously 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 Brilliant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacK_Attack 108 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 (edited) That's an old joke....goes back to the Pat Quinn days and a trade for Jonas Hoglund. Edited February 4, 2008 by MacK_Attack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishtemper14+25 11 Report post Posted February 4, 2008 hahahha thats funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grittzkey 1 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Hahahaha That is pretty funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CdnWingsFanEh 2 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Jokes abolut the Leafs are always funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reds4Life 51 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 lol a good one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icer 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 My favorite Leafs joke: Q: What do you call a bunch of guys sitting around watching the Stanley Cup Finals on TV? A: The Toronto Maple Leafs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEVILSWATERBOY 10 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 I like it price less, heres an oldie Did you hear that Tim Cheveldae tried to commit sucide? No what he do ? He jumped in front of a bus on Fort Street and he lived. Noway how did he survive? It went between his legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arnoldbuck 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Nicely done. I heard this one a while back. It was career day at school, and all the students had to say what their parents did for work. There were the usual responses, a policeman, lawyer, doctor, etc. Then Billy said, "Umm, my Dad is a stripper at a club for men. And to make extra money, he goes upstairs with some of his better clients." The teacher was obviosuly mortified and dismissed the class for lunch. She came to Billy and said, "oh my god Billy, is that what your Dad actually does?" Billy looked at her with ashamed eyes and said, "No. He actually plays for the Maple Leafs, I was just too embarassed to say so." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saran 1 Report post Posted February 5, 2008 Haha, that's a pretty good one. Although I think the biggest joke about the Toronto Maple Leafs is their team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
