NHL Playoff slogan's... based on Seinfeld episodes..

[interminded 1]

Since it is Friday and I'm bored (at work of course) I thought it would be funny (yeah right...) to give every NHL-team a playoff slogan... based on Seinfeld...

Anaheim Ducks

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

Atlanta Thrashers

"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

Boston Bruins

"Six years I've had this t-shirt. It's my best one. I call him Golden Boy."

Buffalo Sabres

"Stress is very damaging to the epidermis."

Calgary Flames

"This is the most public yet of my many humiliations."

Carolina Hurricanes

"I think I swallowed a fly! I swallowed a fly! What do I do? What can happen?"

Chicago Blackhawks

"You'll be out before we get the check!"

Colorado Avalanche

"Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake. Hate the Drake!" (after their First round matchup with the Red Wings..)

Columbus Blue Jackets

"There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."

Dallas Stars

"I don't wanna be a cowboy!"

Detroit Red Wings

"It's a different world when you're with a cool guy."

Edmonton Oilers

"Order me a piece of cake. I'm gonna go throw up."

Florida Panthers

"We all want the hand. Hand is tough to get."

Los Angeles Kings

"Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's often wrong."

Minnesota Wild

"Poise counts!"

Montreal Canadiens

"Serenity now, insanity later."

Nashville Predators

"I'm open. There's just nothing in there."

New Jersey Devils

"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason."

New York Islanders

"What am I, a bulimic, chain-smoking stenographer from Long Island?"

New York Rangers

"You know what I like about Manhattan? No mosquitoes."

Ottawa Senators

"I feel like an out-of-work porn star."

Philadelphia Flyers

"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

Phoenix Coyotes

"We're making incredible time here."

Pittsburgh Penguins

"Give me a moan, something. I'd settle for a belch, for God's sake."

San Jose Sharks

"If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished."

St. Louis Blues

"What are you looking at? You never seen a kid in a bubble before?"

Tampa Bay Lightning

"Smugness is not a good quality."

Toronto Maple Leafs

"Yada... yada... yada..."

Vancouver Canucks

"What are you saying?"

"I'm not saying anything."

"You're saying something."

"What could I be saying?"

"Well, you're not saying nothing. You must be saying something."

"If I was saying something, I would've said it."

"Why don't you say it?"

"I said it."

"What'd you say?"

"Nothing."

Washington Capitals

"I think I've reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie."

[Learn2LuvIt 252]

WOW!!

Nice job.

Do you happen to work at the Department of Motor Vehicles?

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

[interminded 1]

WOW!!

Nice job.

Do you happen to work at the Department of Motor Vehicles?

hell no !

It's a lepra colony down there !

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

NJ could use quotes from the one where Puddy goes to the game in face paint -

"You're dead, Messier!"

"Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're No. 1, we beat anybody. We're the Devils! The Devils! Haaaa!"

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

NJ could use quotes from the one where Puddy goes to the game in face paint -

"You're dead, Messier!"

"Don't mess with the Devils, buddy. We're No. 1, we beat anybody. We're the Devils! The Devils! Haaaa!"

Or just a simple, "Gotta support the team."

[Kronwall55 0]

Columbus Blue Jackets

"There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."

That actually makes me thing of Hasek

It's funny you bring up Seinfeld...earlier this season we were calling this "The Season of Kronner" (summer of George) since we were hoping this would be the year he didn't get hurt and finally have the breakout year we keep hearing he's gonna have.

he hasn't done too badly this year though.....

[Learn2LuvIt 252]

Another good quote for the Wings would have been:

"You think you're better than me?.....it's GO TIME!"

[HockeyCrazy3033 168]

HAHA. I love the Kings and Leafs one.

[interminded 1]

Another good quote for the Wings would have been:

"You think you're better than me?.....it's GO TIME!"

haha... very good !

[Guest Hatethedrake!]

The Pens could have one made after Georges Laraque..."You're killing independant George! Worlds are colliding!"

The Oilers' Kevin Lowe could say "I'm an Importer/Exporter."

Giguere of the Ducks could say "Shrinkage! Shrinkage!"

The Rangers could be "I'd trade Jagr for a bucket of chicken."

The Isles signing DiPetro for 15 years could be "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Detroit could be named after Holmstrom "Hey it's the ASS MAN!"

[irishtemper14+25 11]

haha thats great....nice job man

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

ASS MAN!!!!

Edited March 21, 2008 by Hockeytown0001

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

The Pens could have one made after Georges Laraque..."You're killing independant George! Worlds are colliding!"

The Oilers' Kevin Lowe could say "I'm an Importer/Exporter."

Giguere of the Ducks could say "Shrinkage! Shrinkage!"

The Rangers could be "I'd trade Jagr for a bucket of chicken."

The Isles signing DiPetro for 15 years could be "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

Detroit could be named after Holmstrom "Hey it's the ASS MAN!"

All of these are very clever!

[IceMunkee 15]

I guess I have to be a fine of the show to get it....

You get an A for effort, or would that be affort?

[Guest Hatethedrake!]

When Holmstrom screens the music at the Joe should play I LIKE BIG BUTTS.

More Seinfeld...

Hudler says "I stopped short"

"It's not you it's me" for Samuelsson talking to Zetterberg.

Babcock is a "bit of a close talker."

How good are the Wings? "They're spectacular."

Drake has no teeth so he is an "Anti Dentite"

[Kp-Wings 3]

Haha, I love the Calgary one. Jackie Chiles is one of the best secondary charecter in the series.

This thread is great. Seinfeld is the most relateable show on TV.

[interminded 1]

Kris Draper in an interview: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!

Andreas Lilja: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.

Brett Lebda: I never had a really good pickle

Nik Lidstrom: So, did you get your new plates?

Tomas Holmstrom: Oh... yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates.

Nik Lidstrom: What do they say?

Tomas Holmstrom: Assman.

Chris Osgood: Assman?

Tomas Holmstrom: Yeah. Assman, Ozzie. I'm Tomas Holmstrom, the Assman!

Chris Osgood: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"?

Nik Lidstrom: Maybe they're Eric Lindros'.

Chris Osgood: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big ass.

Tomas Holmstrom: Yeah, or it could be a proctologist.

Chris Osgood: Yeah. Proctologist.

Nik Lidstrom: Come on! No doctor would put that on his car.

Tomas Holmstrom: Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

[Guest Hatethedrake!]

Kris Draper in an interview: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!

Andreas Lilja: I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately, to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I never had a normal... medium orgasm.

Brett Lebda: I never had a really good pickle

Nik Lidstrom: So, did you get your new plates?

Tomas Holmstrom: Oh... yeah. I got my new plates. But they mixed them up. Somebody got mine and I got their vanity plates.

Nik Lidstrom: What do they say?

Tomas Holmstrom: Assman.

Chris Osgood: Assman?

Tomas Holmstrom: Yeah. Assman, Ozzie. I'm Tomas Holmstrom, the Assman!

Chris Osgood: Who would order a license plate that says "Assman"?

Nik Lidstrom: Maybe they're Eric Lindros'.

Chris Osgood: It doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. It could be just some guy with a big ass.

Tomas Holmstrom: Yeah, or it could be a proctologist.

Chris Osgood: Yeah. Proctologist.

Nik Lidstrom: Come on! No doctor would put that on his car.

Tomas Holmstrom: Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: "It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

"It was a million to one shot, Doc." Sounds like Sammy after scoring a PP goal.

[Lou_Siffer 1]

Nice work interminded! However, I'd go with...

Buffalo Sabres - "No soup for you!" (Brian Campbell)