FireCaptain 563 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Where is it?????????????? Of course, it seems to be working. On second thought, keep shaving. Yes, this thread is worthless. If you chuckled - it did its job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzermania19 1 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 I think they said the other day he really can't grow one! IIRC, I've never seen Ozzie with much more than peach fuzz on his chin...maybe a little goatee or a Fu Manchu but not much more than that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Dats 'N Homer 81 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Where is it?????????????? Of course, it seems to be working. On second thought, keep shaving. Yes, this thread is worthless. If you chuckled - it did its job. haha well done! I dont know if ive ever seen him with a beard or any facial hair....well maybe a goatee once. Maybe it just hasnt come in fully yet. haha. Like Datsyuka....lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
awingsincebirth 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 I'm personal friends with Ozzy and we are pretty confident that when puberty hits he'll be able to grow a full, thick beard like Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FireCaptain 563 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 (edited) Will Osgood spit on Kramer and Newman too? I'm personal friends with Ozzy and we are pretty confident that when puberty hits he'll be able to grow a full, thick beard like Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez. Gratuitous Seinfeld reference. Edited April 25, 2008 by FireCaptain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
betterREDthandead 58 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 I think Ozzie is still working on his '98 Cup run beard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Outsider 42 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Alright, folks.....lay off the Wizard. He can TOO grow facial hair. Just takes a couple months, that's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Dats 'N Homer 81 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Alright, folks.....lay off the Wizard. He can TOO grow facial hair. Just takes a couple months, that's all. should of started at the trade deadline..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedFX 48 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 I think he had a very very thin goatee in 98. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeeRYCE 2 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Will Osgood spit on Kramer and Newman too? Gratuitous Seinfeld reference. Or maybe he will offer Jerry to help him move! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Or maybe he will offer Jerry to help him move! But he hardly knows him!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gsusluvshockey 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Everybody knows growing a beard can get kind of uncomfortable/scratchy at times. I don't want my goalies doing anything that might throw them off their game!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Everybody knows growing a beard can get kind of uncomfortable/scratchy at times. I don't want my goalies doing anything that might throw them off their game!! Exactly what i was thinking and going to post! Goalie is way to important of a position to allow for distractions or uneccesary discomfort although i highly doubt he can grow much more than peach fuzz haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 But he hardly knows him!! Not that there's anything wrong with that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 He's just afraid that it may become encrusted with Flying Octupus Matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Everybody knows growing a beard can get kind of uncomfortable/scratchy at times. Exactly people. Show some restraint. God Bless Ozzy's mom, but she's had it with the rash she gets after breast-feeding. aloha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inultus 12 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 Exactly what i was thinking and going to post! Goalie is way to important of a position to allow for distractions or uneccesary discomfort although i highly doubt he can grow much more than peach fuzz haha I don't really care whether he grows a beard or not, but "it's uncomfortable" is a pathetic excuse that a hockey player should never use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 308 Report post Posted April 25, 2008 I'm personal friends with Ozzy and we are pretty confident that when puberty hits he'll be able to grow a full, thick beard like Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez. Gratuitous Just For Men Commercial Mention!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites