rage 24 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 (edited) Yahoo Sports Article "I had some discomfort," said Crosby, who left the game with less than 5 minutes left in the second period. "I decided that in the third period, it didn't seem like I could do much." What happened to Crosby is unclear. Television replays showed Crosby skate to the Penguins bench, sit down with a grimace and try to collect himself. Per team policy, the Penguins did not disclose details of Crosby's injury. Neither did Crosby. "Honestly, I don't even know what happened," Crosby said. "I have to look at the tape. I haven't seen anything yet." The Penguins have lost two straight. "The system's only 50 percent of the game," Penguins coach Michel Therrien said. "After that, the players have to play hard. It's an excuse." ---------------------------------------------------- Probably nothing, but interesting nonetheless. Edited October 31, 2008 by rage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StaticWithABeat 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Probably just menstrual cramps. He'll be fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duck Guy 86 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Probably just menstrual cramps. He'll be fine. either that or he hurt himself diving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rage 24 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Probably just menstrual cramps. He'll be fine. either that or he hurt himself diving I was so hoping for these types of responses!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ben_usmc 253 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 seriously I felt bad when I saw thinking I may not like him but certainly don't want him injuried. Little did I know he was being his ***** like self. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cern 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Oh god, if Crosby is taken out of play for a chunk of time yet again I think I'll have more Penguins-related shadenfreunde then I can handle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatsyukownzU13 1 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 All I can say is that less Crosby equals more Malkin for my fantasy team. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,804 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 My sources in New York tell me that Gary Bettman is on "suicide watch" right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Holmstrom96Screens 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 either that or he hurt himself diving I don't wish injury on any player but I don't like Duchess Crosby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrossoverThrash 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 His yeast infection flared up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaman 713 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 A severe of broken ego, with complications from a gerbil accident from his time at Lemuix's house (as per team rules they cant disclose the extent or cause of this injury, but it does flair up whenever he sits down). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 What a crybaby Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stormboy 47 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 With less than five minutes left in the second period, Sidney Crosby caught a whiff of casserole from a local eatery. "It reminded me of..." I waited half an hour for the crying to stop. "...mommy," he finally finished. Per team policy, the Penguins are not disclosing what kind of casserole set Sid the Kid into this fetal nostalgia, and neither is Crosby. "All I can say is, God, the broccoli." Replays showed that he appeared to say more, but it was masked by the whimpering. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EuroTwin 240 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 He keeps talking about missing periods. Maybe he's pregnant? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stormboy 47 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 He keeps talking about missing periods. Maybe he's pregnant? yeah, from getting f@@ked by the wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordie Howe hat trick 110 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 My vote is still that he hurt himself diving...or he was pouting and decided to try and take his ball and go home because the Yotes were being mean and not letting him win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 "Per team policy, the Penguins did not disclose details of Crosby's injury. Neither did Crosby." Since when was this a Penguins policy? Last year when he hurt his ankle, we all knew it was his ankle. They didn't want to hide it from everyone. But now they are keeping it. He's injured and he doesn't even know how. It makes it sound like he didn't want people to get on his case for not carrying his team to victory, so he acted hurt for his excuse. And then when he comes back and plays in the next game, he will be praised by the NHL for pushing past pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edicius 3,269 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 My vote is still that he hurt himself diving...or he was pouting and decided to try and take his ball and go home because the Yotes were being mean and not letting him win. Well, I remember when Lemieux did that. At least Crosby stayed on the bench, whereas Lemieux just walked off the ice, into the dressing room and disappeared without letting anyone know where the hell he went. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esteef 2,679 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 (edited) Does this mean we can trade Datsyuk and Zetterberg for him now?!!!! Edited October 31, 2008 by esteef Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaman 713 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Does this mean we can trade Datsyuk and Zetterberg for him now?!!!! nooo, they want a good trade, Lebda and McCarty is who they want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doc Holiday 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Malkin and Fluery are next... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
