DatsyukianDeak 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Going to a lot of Red Wings games and noticing that the puck 80% of the time is in the Offensive zone for the Wings, it made me wonder... Answer this question anyway you see fit, feel free to make it fun... What does Conklin do during a game while the puck is in the offensive zone? Say for example, He spends time thinking about the next prank he is going to play on Ozzie. He sings, I feel good because Datsyuk received a phone call right before the game. He really has a bluetooth under his helmet and is on the phone with Gary Bettemen trying to find out which teams will be in the next Winter Classic so he can go there next season... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casey 145 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 He actually picked up Dom's knitting habit. Next shutout he's going to make the refs each sweaters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatsyukianDeak 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 He actually picked up Dom's knitting habit. Next shutout he's going to make the refs each sweaters. I forgot all about that lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms_Hockey 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 (edited) He practices the drums with his stick on the goalposts so that during the off-season, he can join a heavy metal band! Edited January 16, 2009 by Ms_Hockey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 He thinks of how he's fairing in the forum's latest goalie war, and what pseudonym he'll use tonight to spread his fanbase and badmouth Osgood. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOwl 77 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 He probably just tries to memorize every players number on the back of their jerseys, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CdnWingsFanEh 2 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Wonders who on the bench is following the letsgowings forums looking for tips and insight as to how the game should really be played, and what line combos Babcock should use. Edited January 17, 2009 by CdnWingsFanEh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadaBoy 151 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 He's following Hasek's tradition of making snow angels in the crease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Scopes the crowd for ugly chicks so during timeouts he can raz Val and Huddie, saying the chicks like them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatsyukianDeak 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 He probably just tries to memorize every players number on the back of their jerseys, Thats a good one lol, he probably knows everyones name and number and has a running tally of all the numbers trying to make his way to 99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 It's a sad story actually. He used to scuff up a lot of slush, put it in a nice square and use his skates to make a tic-tac-toe board. Then he'd use the blade end of the stick to make X's, and the butt end to make O's. He had to stop because the guys were making fun of him for playing with himself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 It's a sad story actually. He used to scuff up a lot of slush, put it in a nice square and use his skates to make a tic-tac-toe board. Then he'd use the blade end of the stick to make X's, and the butt end to make O's. He had to stop because the guys were making fun of him for playing with himself. But the loudest laughs always came when Draper noted that it only took 35 seconds for Conklin to finish playing with himself, usually ending the game with a big O Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 But the loudest laughs always came when Draper noted that it only took 35 seconds for Conklin to finish playing with himself, usually ending the game with a big O :clap: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatsyukianDeak 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 But the loudest laughs always came when Draper noted that it only took 35 seconds for Conklin to finish playing with himself, usually ending the game with a big O Great one HAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira 451 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Since he is a licensed pilot, I think he's planning out his next flight. Either that or he's figuring out a new invention for making the plane fly better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 He practices the drums with his stick on the goalposts so that during the off-season, he can join a heavy metal band! Semin has the market cornered on NHL drummers who practice their hobby on ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cern 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Since he is a licensed pilot, I think he's planning out his next flight. Either that or he's figuring out a new invention for making the plane fly better. I was about to say, he holds a lifesize photo of the cockpit in front of him and runs through mental simulations. Occasionally he'll kick a leg out without looking up to block a shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spinner 6 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 He had lunch at Cheli's and is hoping they stay at the other end of the ice until the fog clears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldredbarnman 13 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 The last game I was at, the 4-0 win against the Hawks, he had a remote control plane he was flying over the crowd. Must have been a Christmas present. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 With three (I think) little kids, he probably just enjoys the peace and quiet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 A variety of things... Sings 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round, thinks about chicken fried steak, strippers..... Wait, those are things I would do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DatsyukianDeak 0 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Since he is a licensed pilot, I think he's planning out his next flight. Either that or he's figuring out a new invention for making the plane fly better. I did not know he has his pilot License... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Hidden in his pads is a life-size cardboard cutout of himself. Sometimes he sneaks out for a cherry slushie. He just has to be careful not to spill it in the vicinity of a Wing getting penalized or it could double the infraction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted January 17, 2009 Hidden in his pads is a life-size cardboard cutout of himself. Sometimes he sneaks out for a cherry slushie. He just has to be careful not to spill it in the vicinity of a Wing getting penalized or it could double the infraction. Well if the consistency of slushie is similar to "octopus juice", he'll have to be careful not to get any on the ice, or the team will be fined. Apparently it's impossible to skate over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrabCZ 0 Report post Posted January 18, 2009 He builds a snowman and heads home. However he sometimes overuse it . Do you remember Boston? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
