XxGoWingsxX 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 (edited) I was in another thread talking about the impact of our injuries and something occurred to me. How is it that datsyuk never gets hurt? The dude is in the mix all over the ice, throwing his body around and despite the fact that hes a slippery little bastard (see the youtube video link at the bottom lol) , he still gets hit big sometimes. The dude is like a Russian scoring, dangling, undressing machine. I'm 6'4 225 and in pretty good shape and I have to admit, if I took some of the bumps he does on the ice i'd probably snap a leg or something lol. In my defense though, I do have long massive ass legs. I still get goosebumps every time i hear mickey go" woahhh" then hear Ken Daniels say this "Ohh, and Grier and Clowe collide, as Datsyuk deked em both and grier's hurt", then Mickey "Well, Houdini's at it again" LoL This video give me a man crush on Datsyuk, in a totally hetero way lol. Can someone please tell me how I would embed this video? I tried the embed link off of youtube but it only showed HTML code when I posted Edited March 29, 2009 by XxGoWingsxX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reds4Life 51 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Pads? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotty99 302 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 I hope this thread does not come back to bite us haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Four Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Because Datryuk doesn't play hockey, silly! Kidding. His ice-awareness gets him out of hits like that.. It's like he has a damned radar. And yes, let's all knock on wood now, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveyzerman 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 You delete this right now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjgj13 30 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 He is a slippery little bastard and could not fathom the thought of him playing elsewhere. He reminds me of Barry Sanders...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zion 93 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Worst. Thread. Ever. Datsyuk will miss at least 7-10 days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown_Ryan 122 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 I was in another thread talking about the impact of our injuries and something occurred to me. How is it that datsyuk never gets hurt? The dude is in the mix all over the ice, throwing his body around and despite the fact that hes a slippery little bastard (see the youtube video link at the bottom lol) , he still gets hit big sometimes. The dude is like a Russian scoring, dangling, undressing machine. I'm 6'4 225 and in pretty good shape and I have to admit, if I took some of the bumps he does on the ice i'd probably snap a leg or something lol. In my defense though, I do have long massive ass legs. I still get goosebumps every time i hear mickey go" woahhh" then hear Ken Daniels say this "Ohh, and Grier and Clowe collide, as Datsyuk deked em both and grier's hurt", then Mickey "Well, Houdini's at it again" LoL This video give me a man crush on Datsyuk, in a totally hetero way lol. Can someone please tell me how I would embed this video? I tried the embed link off of youtube but it only showed HTML code when I posted You try and hit him..... Good luck with that and if you do get a piece of him, thats all youll get .. a piece. He takes some hits thats for sure... But Ive never witnessed him get a Kronwall like hit put on him. It's hard to hit what you can't catch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Tootoo will take him out tonight now this has been posted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tweekvp 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 All must tremble before the awesome power of an internet forum thread. Do some of you really believe this thread will doom Datsyuk? Grow up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,804 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Tootoo will take him out tonight now this has been posted. And then that Preds fan will come here again for an entire week to tell us all about how great Tootoo is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ilmickeyli 40 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 not cool, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RusDRW 155 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 It's hard to hit what you can't catch absolutely correct Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxGoWingsxX 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 You try and hit him..... Good luck with that and if you do get a piece of him, thats all youll get .. a piece. He takes some hits thats for sure... But Ive never witnessed him get a Kronwall like hit put on him. It's hard to hit what you can't catch NOT true lol. IN the game vs boston, chara hit him so hard he flew upwards about 3 feet before falling. and yes, i somehow typoe'd his name in the thread title lol sorry also, yes i'm knocking on wood now even though i don't really believe in jinx or superstition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
interminded 1 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 His real name is Steve Austin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 I'm feeling bad juju because of this thread........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Why would anyone start a thread about how a player is never hurt? This just screams bad luck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxGoWingsxX 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Sorry everyone, I didn't realize how superstitious everyone on LGW was. I didn't really mean to make anyone feel bad or worried. I just thought about it and found it amazing that with the way he plays the body on takeaways and i've actually seen him light into a couple guys in the past 10 games or so, how a guy that small is so good at avoiding injury. I guess he learned from lidstrom though lol. Although lids isn't really all that physical, I swear to god the dude has spidey sense when hes facing the boards in the corners because he'll just roll out of the way of a big hit at the last possible second w/o even having to look Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 His real name is Steve Austin. Stone Cold Steve Austin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxGoWingsxX 0 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 (edited) Why would anyone start a thread about how a player is never hurt? This just screams bad luck. OMG really? Is there anything on this board people DON'T cry about? It was just a question and something I noticed. Lighten up everybody. Dats will not be hurt becasue of this thread. If for some reason he did get hurt...it would still have nothing to do with this thread. Jeesus H christ, I try to start a topic thats a little derived from the Normal goalie whining/player bashing and people don't know how to react. And Mike, sorry this wasn't just aimed at you. I was just using your post as an example to reply to because it was newest. No hard feelings. And sorry, Im not trying to sound like an a-hole. I'm only saying that I was merely trying to post something a little more original to talk about. No need to bash me because YOU'RE superstitious. I'm not, so it doesn't bother me. But hey, you ARE entitled to your beliefs and opinions....just make sure you respect mine and all is good. Edited March 29, 2009 by XxGoWingsxX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
interminded 1 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Stone Cold Steve Austin. I don't want to make a big deal out of this, but Stone Cold Domestic Abuse Steve Austin is no match for Steve Austin. Just to be clear.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoWings1905 2,694 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Pav has perfect eyesight thanks to Dr. Rahmani. He can see everything on the ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T.Low 1,011 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 NOT true lol. IN the game vs boston, chara hit him so hard he flew upwards about 3 feet before falling. and yes, i somehow typoe'd his name in the thread title lol sorry also, yes i'm knocking on wood now even though i don't really believe in jinx or superstition Its the simple fact that you misspelled his name in the title that will keep the spell of the jinx from taking hold. Its searching but it cannot find any Datryuk worthy of such a jinx. I think we are safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T.Low 1,011 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Pav has perfect eyesight thanks to Dr. Rahmani. He can see everything on the ice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
