55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 20, 2012 Nonsense, but there was one I used to read that was a spoof on horoscopes. It was hilarious. "Ghost Hunters" or "Fact or Faked"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWillieStyle 662 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 Ghost Hunters "The Facts of Life" or "Different Strokes"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 I'd give Facts a slight edge, but I'm not really keen on either. Lemonade or fruit punch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 neither really... lemonade if it's fresh, I reckon hard boiled eggs or soft boiled eggs? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 Hard boiled Bacon or sausage with your eggs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 Link or patty? If it's link, I'll take the sausage. Otherwise, bacon. Hudler or Semin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 Semin...no question about it! Smile often because it will keep your mood up or Let people know you are not in a good mood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 It depends on who the people are. Customers? I smile. Friends? I let them know. If you were a vegetable, would you be lettuce or an onion? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 21, 2012 I am an onion for sure Shrek or Donkey (sorry that onion reference reminds me of the movie) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Shrek. Donkey annoyed me. Feet or meters? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Feet...I still have trouble with the metric system Ice or no ice in your already cold drink Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Usually no ice. Ice cream in a bowl or dish? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Bowl of course...unless it's with a piece of cake Regular, sugar or waffle cone for your ice cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Ooh, Waffle! Wash bedding on a set schedule or just when you think it needs it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigWillieStyle 662 Report post Posted June 23, 2012 It usually gets done weekly, put sometimes it goes a little beyond that. I don't like dirty sheets. Satin sheets, or animal print? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 23, 2012 I guess I'd go with animal since I like cotton over satin. Cool whip or whipped cream? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 whipped cream when I have it which is not often. Union or Confederate? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 24, 2012 Policy-wise? Union. Heart and roots? Confederacy. Crab or lobster? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 25, 2012 Not a big fan of either, but I'll say crab Go see fireworks alone or you need at least one other person with you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 25, 2012 I'm not real big on fireworks so if I go, I'm usually there for the social part of it. Mac and cheese: Homemade or from a box? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted June 25, 2012 sadly, I love mac 'n cheeze in the blue box from Kraft. It's disgusting. I love it. jelly beans or gum drops? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 26, 2012 Jelly beans. Grandfather clock or cuckoo clock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 26, 2012 Love my grandfather clock...tho sometimes the chiming is annoying. Donate items you don't need anymore or Just throw them out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted June 26, 2012 Donate if they're still useful, which my stuff usually is. I throw out certain things, though, as I assume no one would want to use them after me. Shoes. Icky. Used shoes? sing along with the national anthem, or spare your neighbors having to hear you at a sporting event? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WizardOfOz30 1,886 Report post Posted June 26, 2012 I rarely sing it. Hand over your heart during the national athem or just stand there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
