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:lol:

Chicago's playoff tradition:

Can't grow a beard? No worries, just make yourself look like a tool...even before stepping on the ice!

First Toews mutton chops last year (not that i dislike him), now Kane.

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My favorite part is when he says that his playoff beard was embarrassing last year, I guess he thinks this is an improvement.

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He's always been a ******, apparently.

They might have taken the videos down by now but I remember a lot of vids on YT up by former junior players who just hated him because he was such a cocky bastard. Yeah they were probably jealous of his talent. At the same time that kind of jealousy doesn't just come out of nowhere. The way a person carries themselves has to be a part of it.

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****** bag, dickwad or s*** for brains they all fit. Beat up old men strip down in a limo what's next? He apologized for striping his shirt off but I never heard anyone mention anything about his pants being off???????????????

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LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

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LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

He was also the guy who let Stuart walk right in and score the winner. He is a floater out there. Good offensively but not defensively.

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LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

I wish someone would YT that. Any idea what he said?

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If anything, having the gall (or lack of brains) to give yourself a haircut like that has to provide some sort of redemption.

Like Towes' muttonchops were already mentioned - maybe it was Kane's turn to look like a human buttcrack.

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Kane had the worst +/- of any player in the playoffs last year. Said his job was to score goals, NOT to play defense. I'd put Toews on my team, but Kane -- not a chance.

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having a sense of humor makes him a ******

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Well...It's probably reasonable to suggest that not even 50% of the 21year olds can grow a manly thick beard....he's not the only 21 year old who can't grow a beard :hehe:

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He looks like Hayden Christensen (not good!).

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He looks like Hayden Christensen (not good!).

<GASP>

Bite your tongue!

I love mullets. I also like pudding. Kane would look stupid in either.

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having a sense of humor makes him a ******

Yeah it's hilarious. Maybe he should start wearing a members only jacket before coming to the rink, and blasting ABBA in the locker room to pump the guys up before the game!

I'm 22 and I can grow a pretty mean beard, but even if I couldn't I would rather grow a s***ty beard than an even s***tier haircut. But I guess if you think it's funny then more power to you. ******.

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Yeah it's hilarious. Maybe he should start wearing a members only jacket before coming to the rink, and blasting ABBA in the locker room to pump the guys up before the game!

I'm 22 and I can grow a pretty mean beard, but even if I couldn't I would rather grow a s***ty beard than an even s***tier haircut. But I guess if you think it's funny then more power to you. ******.

Aw, someone sure is agressive. :blush:

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