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#1 Louisville

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:18 PM

...an even bigger ******.


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I wonder if he wears a wife beater under his jersey too?

#2 crotty99

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:25 PM

:lol:


Chicago's playoff tradition:

Can't grow a beard? No worries, just make yourself look like a tool...even before stepping on the ice!

First Toews mutton chops last year (not that i dislike him), now Kane.

Edited by crotty99, 14 April 2010 - 08:28 PM.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:25 PM

The Mule needs to pull that s*** right off.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:33 PM

My favorite part is when he says that his playoff beard was embarrassing last year, I guess he thinks this is an improvement.

Edited by Louisville, 14 April 2010 - 08:34 PM.


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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:39 PM

The playoff mullet? :lol:

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#6 titanium2

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 08:45 PM

He's always been a ******, apparently.

They might have taken the videos down by now but I remember a lot of vids on YT up by former junior players who just hated him because he was such a cocky bastard. Yeah they were probably jealous of his talent. At the same time that kind of jealousy doesn't just come out of nowhere. The way a person carries themselves has to be a part of it.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 09:03 PM

****** bag, dickwad or s*** for brains they all fit. Beat up old men strip down in a limo what's next? He apologized for striping his shirt off but I never heard anyone mention anything about his pants being off???????????????

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:03 PM

Meh, I love it, I'm not afraid to admit it
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#9 BamaWing

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:50 PM

LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:55 PM

LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.


He was also the guy who let Stuart walk right in and score the winner. He is a floater out there. Good offensively but not defensively.

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:57 PM

The Mule needs to pull that s*** right off.


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#12 titanium2

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:59 PM

LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.


I wish someone would YT that. Any idea what he said?

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Posted 14 April 2010 - 11:09 PM

If anything, having the gall (or lack of brains) to give yourself a haircut like that has to provide some sort of redemption.

Like Towes' muttonchops were already mentioned - maybe it was Kane's turn to look like a human buttcrack.

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#14 OldMan333

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 10:14 AM

Kane had the worst +/- of any player in the playoffs last year. Said his job was to score goals, NOT to play defense. I'd put Toews on my team, but Kane -- not a chance.

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 10:39 AM

having a sense of humor makes him a ******

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#16 scottj

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 10:42 AM

no, but being lidstromboli definitely helps

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 10:44 AM

so i'm patrick kane?

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#18 mindfly

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 11:35 AM

Well...It's probably reasonable to suggest that not even 50% of the 21year olds can grow a manly thick beard....he's not the only 21 year old who can't grow a beard :hehe:

Edited by mindfly, 15 April 2010 - 11:36 AM.


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Posted 15 April 2010 - 11:44 AM

He looks like Hayden Christensen (not good!).

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Posted 15 April 2010 - 02:53 PM

He looks like Hayden Christensen (not good!).

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Bite your tongue!


I love mullets. I also like pudding. Kane would look stupid in either.





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