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[Louisville]

...an even bigger ******.


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I wonder if he wears a wife beater under his jersey too?

[crotty99]

Chicago's playoff tradition:

Can't grow a beard? No worries, just make yourself look like a tool...even before stepping on the ice!

First Toews mutton chops last year (not that i dislike him), now Kane.

Edited by crotty99, 14 April 2010 - 08:28 PM.

[Systemfel]

The Mule needs to pull that s*** right off.

[Louisville]

My favorite part is when he says that his playoff beard was embarrassing last year, I guess he thinks this is an improvement.

Edited by Louisville, 14 April 2010 - 08:34 PM.

[skyphoenix]

The playoff mullet?

[titanium2]

He's always been a ******, apparently.

They might have taken the videos down by now but I remember a lot of vids on YT up by former junior players who just hated him because he was such a cocky bastard. Yeah they were probably jealous of his talent. At the same time that kind of jealousy doesn't just come out of nowhere. The way a person carries themselves has to be a part of it.

[JayUp88]

Meh, I love it, I'm not afraid to admit it

[BamaWing]

LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

[CenterIce]

LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

He was also the guy who let Stuart walk right in and score the winner. He is a floater out there. Good offensively but not defensively.

[Holmstrom96]

The Mule needs to pull that s*** right off.

[titanium2]

LOL I thought it was hilarious this past Sunday when he went offsides for the breakaway and you could tell Zetterberg was laughing and said something when he skated by. I feel like Franzen, Zetts, etc. love to get into his head.

I wish someone would YT that. Any idea what he said?

[Travis]

If anything, having the gall (or lack of brains) to give yourself a haircut like that has to provide some sort of redemption.

Like Towes' muttonchops were already mentioned - maybe it was Kane's turn to look like a human buttcrack.

[OldMan333]

Kane had the worst +/- of any player in the playoffs last year. Said his job was to score goals, NOT to play defense. I'd put Toews on my team, but Kane -- not a chance.

[Lidstromboli]

having a sense of humor makes him a ******

[scottj]

no, but being lidstromboli definitely helps

[Lidstromboli]

so i'm patrick kane?

[mindfly]

Well...It's probably reasonable to suggest that not even 50% of the 21year olds can grow a manly thick beard....he's not the only 21 year old who can't grow a beard

Edited by mindfly, 15 April 2010 - 11:36 AM.

[Crymson]

He looks like Hayden Christensen (not good!).

[55fan]

He looks like Hayden Christensen (not good!).

<GASP>

Bite your tongue!


I love mullets. I also like pudding. Kane would look stupid in either.