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Not An Underground Meme-Ban Resistance Thread. Mods Do Not Click.

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On this day, August 27th, in the year of our lord Harambe 2018 - a day that will live in infamy - we have recieved crushing news from the front.

Darkness, and the war on memes has prevailed.

Many posts and dank memes were deleted and horrifically scrubbed in the final carnage. (Press F to pay respects)

However the fighting is not over. Today, right now, resistance begins.

The hockey overlords are numerous and strong. Their grip on meme production and distribution is crushing and with total resolve. But their brutish oppression of our ppl stems from one place: Fear

They fear the might of meme magic because they know how powerful it can become. They seek to force us to communicate in this archaic written format, knowing full well the superior efficiency of the meme, simply because they dont understand how to wield memes themselves. They are jealous of our powers. Belittling us with hate speech like "silly pictures". We will drag them kicking and screaming into the modern age. The meme age. We will fight them in the general discussion, we will fight them in the prospects watch, and we will fight them right here in the water cooler. Anywhere their bigotry and hate reaches, we will be there shoving a ret-arded looking spongebob down their throats.

We will not seek to stamp out the "normie" posters. Our goal is only our own liberation and to live in peace amongst the hockey fans. 

Brothers, now is the time for your dankest memes. Not all of us will survive this fight, but those who die will die knowing they gave their all against hockey oppression.

Please, use this thread to gather and post powerful memes. History is watching us.

 

Edited by ChristopherReevesLegs

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We must be smart and plan first

We are an internal terrorist group now. We must win their hearts and minds in order to succeed. Our best bet is to bide our time and strike at the first GDT. There we can unload our memes with a vengeance. Posters will be so game day drunk they wont even know its us.

We should recruit @Dabura his meme level is over 9000 and he caters many GDTs. He could become a powerful ally.

@NerveDamage you must serve as CEMO, Chief Executive Meme Officer, only CEMO cures the cancer that has become LGW

Edited by ChristopherReevesLegs

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The first preseason game is 9/19 against the the Penguins. We have less than a month to prepare and gather our hype memes.

The big topic to start the season is gonna be Zetterberg playing/not-playing. We need a popular meme format we can insert him into.

Perhaps a dat boi Zberg meme? Just spitballing here

 

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33 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

The first preseason game is 9/19 against the the Penguins. We have less than a month to prepare and gather our hype memes.

The big topic to start the season is gonna be Zetterberg playing/not-playing. We need a popular meme format we can insert him into.

Perhaps a dat boi Zberg meme? Just spitballing here

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I say we have to adapt our meme game to guerrilla style warfare, quote every post in LGW that deserves a meme reply and convert them normies to our dank ways.

Also hyperlinking might be the way to get around this meme prohibition. We're the bootleggers of our time.

Edited by NerveDamage

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First rule of war: Know thy enemy

Their leader seems to be a user known as MabusIncarnate. They have been brainwashed by his lies and obey his every command. Poor fools.

What we know about him so far:

  • Has basic computer skills
  • Enjoys hockey, specifically the Detroit Red Wings
  • Hates fun
  • Probably drives slow in the left hand lane on the highway

Not enough. We need to gather more intel.

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On 8/28/2018 at 12:06 PM, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

First rule of war: Know thy enemy

Their leader seems to be a user known as MabusIncarnate. They have been brainwashed by his lies and obey his every command. Poor fools.

What we know about him so far:

  • Has basic computer skills
  • Enjoys hockey, specifically the Detroit Red Wings
  • Hates fun
  • Probably drives slow in the left hand lane on the highway

Not enough. We need to gather more intel.

  • Drinks milk from the carton.
  • Likes Star wars prequels and sequels.
  • Denies Memes are a true form of communication
  • Draws (alien) penises on crop fields.

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Edited by NerveDamage

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