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#2684339 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 02 August 2016 - 11:48 AM

:She's a Maaaneater!


You get me. You really get me!


#2684329 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 01 August 2016 - 09:22 PM

Watch out boys and girls, Vermette is being bought out by Arizona.
 
http://www.tsn.ca/so...aivers-1.536354


As I read the first three words, my mind supplied "... she'll chew you up."


#2684312 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 01 August 2016 - 02:22 PM

 
On LGW it's always Holland fault, regardless if the other team wants to move a defenseman or not. Apparently Holland should hold Armstrongs family hostage until he pays up.


This was my original point. Holland is damned if he does and damned if he doesn't, and I'm the farthest thing from a Holland apologist.


#2684235 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 30 July 2016 - 01:18 PM

I bet somewhere some hipster designer resents those words ;)


F-em. Hipsters are worse than sightless children. Just look at their beards!


#2684220 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 29 July 2016 - 05:52 PM

Don't forget to vote for your favourite design for the Jack Adams Memorial Mural.
 
http://redwings.nhl....e.htm?id=113667


#1 all the way. Most of the others look like they were designed by sightless children.


#2683847 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 25 July 2016 - 05:24 PM

But it just goes to show where Holland stands. Instead of putting the value and focus on the future, he puts it in helm. Mrazek will not forget this.


If Mrazek holds a grudge against the organization because of a contract offered to another player, screw him. He's a child and a *****.


#2683034 Who should get A?

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 12 July 2016 - 08:47 PM

Hope you guys (krsmith and Jesusberg) are right. That pic of Larkin at the alumni game in Leafs attire haunts me.


#2682992 Should any of #91, #13, #40, #30 be retired? Poll/Discussion

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 12 July 2016 - 03:51 PM

I don't care if Datsyuk moved FARTHER away from his family or is living in the same house with them. Dude signed a contract, didn't fulfill it, and left the team in a pickle. Did Holland make the best of the situation? Probably, unless that 16 pick turns out to be an absolute stud.


#2682935 For the Kenny apologists, what Holland move would change your stance o

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 11 July 2016 - 07:46 PM

Holland is responsible for crashing the Pokemon Go servers.


#2682731 Should any of #91, #13, #40, #30 be retired? Poll/Discussion

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 09 July 2016 - 04:50 PM

I agree. I think with as much time that has passed a lot of people have forgotten just how good Fedorov was.
 
Imo Feds is the most complete player I've ever seen play the game. Wicked slap shot, extremely powerful wrist shot. Dangles, defensive, faceoffs, fastest skater in the world. I mean there's nothing I haven't seen him do. 
 
The guy even fought on (very extremely) rare occasions lol. It wasn't a part of his game but this one is pretty nice. 
 
https://www.youtube....h?v=AujzDuFj3eU


Pass Sports
Dave Strader still calling a Wings game
Bryan Murray behind the bench
Racine wearing #33
Eternal Mickey

Old times, wow

he could take it from behind




#2682478 This year vs last year: a poll

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 06 July 2016 - 07:51 PM

Voted Worse. No Datsyuk, Z a year older, Larkin in a possible Sophomore slump. I hope I'm wrong and the new signings work out and some young players step up.


#2682405 Teemu Pulkkinen - Out 4-6 months

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 06 July 2016 - 12:29 PM

Rehab and possibly a pin should fix the shoulder up fine. Years ago, mine used to come out of the socket while I slept. Try waking up to that in the middle of the night! Now, though, after lots of rehab, it's as strong as ever. Of course I'm not a one-dimensional minor league hockey player though ...


#2682219 For the Kenny apologists, what Holland move would change your stance o

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 04 July 2016 - 09:50 PM

If Holland traded Howard for a bag of pugs and then beat Mrazek over the head with said bag repeatedly until he ended up on IR, I would be pissed.


#2682109 Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 03 July 2016 - 08:32 PM

Gus vs Tats
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I'm too old to learn new tricks. What does any of this s*** mean?


#2682108 Darren Helm re-signed: 5 years, $3.85m AAV

Posted by Internet.Unknown on 03 July 2016 - 08:30 PM

Come on folks. Not worth suspension. Name calling is very suspendable.


When LW is the sensible one, you know you've crossed a line. :P